RIPEnglish:
Different madnesses, like the twerking will has any affect on the death man

zionwinn:
A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on, "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".
The men were asked,
"How many of you love your wife?"
All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"
Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife:
"I love you, sweetheart".
Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..
Here are some of the replies from 10 of them:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Please na who be this?

Kokaine:
people are just plain stoopid. if spirits slap her naw she wee say......

OrestesDante:



I sense occultism. Cause I see no atom of common sense in this

Okpuamu:
Two things are involved.

Either the man resurrects or he is going to heaven straight

ameezy:
Uh uh

IffaCatchYouEhn:
*Man, when he was alive*

Dying man: When when when , I'm I'm dead, Invite these girls to twe twer twerk on my grave.

Friend: Say no more.






Maybe he died with the obsession of twerking

RIPEnglish:
Different madnesses, like the twerking will has any affect on the death man

kinnex:


This got me laughing for minutes..

OrestesDante:

I don correct am now.