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Ooo Heaven Is A Place On Earth by misterseraphic(m): 10:33pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
Sid and Irv are business
partners. They make a deal
that whichever one dies first
will contact the living one
from the afterlife. So Irv dies.
Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is
no afterlife. Then one day he
gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is
an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid
asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I
get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex.
Then I go back to sleep, but I
get up for lunch, have a big
lunch. Have some more sex,
take a nap. Huge dinner. More
sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’
says Sid. ‘So that’s what
heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says
Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a
bear in Yellowstone Park.’ |
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