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Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 11:44am On Feb 15, 2008
Top Ten Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

10, Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
9, Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc, School just sucks.
8, After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7, You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6, Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink.
5, Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.
4, Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3, After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2, Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is,
1, At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 11:47am On Feb 15, 2008
Top Ten Reasons beer is better then women

10, You can have a beer in public.
9, When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
8, A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
7, You can enjoy a beer all month long.
6, A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
5, You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
4, You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
3, A beer is always wet.
2, A beer always goes down easy.
1, You can share a beer with your friends.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by Lolabbey: 11:58am On Feb 15, 2008
hmmm,

na wah ooo grin cheesy
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by folly69(m): 12:03pm On Feb 15, 2008
i give it to u man PROF Kronky grin
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 1:54pm On Feb 15, 2008
silly boy
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 8:35pm On Feb 15, 2008
Top Ten ways to tell you are fat

10, You dance and make the band skip.
9, You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell.
8, You go to the zoo and elephants throw you peanuts.
7, Your drivers liscense says "Picture continued on other side".
6, You go to a restaraunt and insted of a menu ,you get an estimate.
5, You have to use a boomerang to put a belt on.
4, Your family portrait has stretch marks.
3, People have to take three trains and a bus ride to get on your good side.
2, Your nickname is HOLY $HIT!.
1, You get runs in your jeans.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 8:48pm On Feb 15, 2008
Top Ten best condoms

10, Nike condom: Just do it.

9, Toyota condom: Oh what a feeling.

8, Diet Pepsi Condom: You got the right one, baby.

7, Pringles condom: Once you pop, you can't stop.

6, Mentos condom: The freshmaker.

5, Flintstones Vitamins condom: Ten million strong and growing.

4, Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced 3, for a woman.

2, Macintosh condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

1, Ford condoms: The best never rest.

, MORE GOOD ONES,

Chevy condoms: Like a rock.

Vmobile condom: It's all about You

Glo condom: Rock with Pride

MTN condom: Everywhere you go

Virgin Nigeria: Touching The Right Spots

Dial condom: Aren't you glad you use it?
Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto condom: Cause hey- you never know.

California Lotto condom: Who's next?

Avis condom: Trying harder than ever.

KFC condom: Finger-licking good.

Coca-cola condom: Always the real thing.

Lays condom: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's condom: Mmm, mmm, good.

General Electric condom: We bring good things to life.

AT&T condom: Reach out and touch someone.

Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft condom: Where do you want to go today?

Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going,

M&M condom: Melts in your mouth not in your hand.

Taco Bell condom: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI condom: For friends and family.

Doublemint condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun.

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines Travel Pack condom: Delta is ready when you are.

United Airlines Travel pack condom: Fly United.

The Star Trek condom: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 9:00pm On Feb 15, 2008
Top Ten ways to tell your car sucks

10, People behind you change lanes to keep your oil off their windsheild
9, Tractor trailer drivers are afraid to pass you.
8, Opening your trunk includes finding a screwdriver.
7, Your driveway looks like an oil slick and the EPA cites you for it. 6, Your friends would rather walk or ride a bus to school or work than ride in it.
5, The motor is so loud you can't hear a dumptruck crash through a nitroglycerin factory.
4, You have ever had to leave it running for fear it might not start back up.
3, You have ever been chased down by a firetruck.
2, You refer to your car as beast, P.O.S. junker, or hooptee.
1, You have ever parked on the side of the road and someone stops and asks you if you are injured.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 9:29pm On Feb 15, 2008
this guy don spoil finish
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 10:09pm On Feb 15, 2008
if i no tell u all this ones now, you go still dey buy gold circle
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 11:01am On Feb 16, 2008
hmm grin grin grin grin grin

although im go harass im chemist after im see dis post, na still gold circle im go buy

Afterall, na N30 im dey budget every month from his salary for sexual allowance
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 11:10am On Feb 16, 2008
good calculation. . . . .but i no dey use GC,na ruff ryder cowboy version i dey use
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 11:40am On Feb 16, 2008
i no undastand why u dey spend money buy ruff ryder.

beg ituen make im teach you how im dey take tie im polythene bag wen im gf come house.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 11:50am On Feb 16, 2008
chai. . . . . ituen,na you be this?
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by Migines(m): 12:40pm On Feb 16, 2008
Obviously
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by topeteadr(m): 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2008
Kronky, u're becoming abad boy. . . *grabs the son of the (you know who) and gives him the spanking of his life*. . . .
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by Migines(m): 12:52pm On Feb 16, 2008
Lol
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 3:29pm On Feb 16, 2008
I agree kronky

But make u know say as i teach u the technique, u dey wash the nylon dey re-use am. That wasn't in my manual
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by robby1(m): 3:48pm On Feb 16, 2008
For that condom stuff, mehn u jusdt gotta give it to KFC.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ThugLife1(m): 4:03pm On Feb 16, 2008
lol
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 5:05pm On Feb 16, 2008
when boys hear condom,suggestions go begin flow
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 8:31pm On Feb 16, 2008
Even men like Tufe and Kronky don miss final year exams because of condom
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 8:54pm On Feb 16, 2008
@ ituen


ur manual bears it all. all the techniques, plus extras your gf told me. i just couldn't imagine myself shying away from spending N350 wen i need to bla bla bla. poly bag na ur personal bizness, your own logo, identity.

all the boys for hood wey u teach ur techniques still dey come meet me sey them wan see their lecturer.

do come house come make some money for their head.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 8:58pm On Feb 16, 2008
chai. . . . .truth dey come out
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 9:07pm On Feb 16, 2008
he cant deny it. that was his source of survival after school.
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 9:20pm On Feb 16, 2008
chai. . . . . .this is worse than i thought
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 9:45am On Feb 17, 2008
I dont dispute the fact but the problem is that young boys are deviating from the original principles

And this is causing lot of problems the society. I need to do more research

But come oh, Kronky, i dat say i come ur house wey u wan go see Aisha, na nylon bag been full ur pocket. What did u do with it?
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 10:10am On Feb 17, 2008
@ituen

why u no dey gree undastand sey na "bizness before pleasure" na im i dey do.

u don forget say na mama aisha hand we dey buy garri on credit, before i come see sey one fine chikito na her pikin.

those nylon wey u see na to collect garri on credit, before i get down with aisha wit her favorite flavoured durex  (banana).

BTW, wey all my durex wey u pack from my bag for village?
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 3:25pm On Feb 17, 2008
Na wetin valentine dey for? Na to blow the condoms use am as celebration balloons? angry angry angry
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by saucekid(m): 3:33pm On Feb 17, 2008
the truth must always come out
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by ituen(m): 4:54pm On Feb 17, 2008
NA wa to una oh.

Na lie i been talk there?
Re: Kronky's Top Ten Reasons by kronkykay(m): 12:58am On Feb 18, 2008
the girls tell me say u been use your normal poly bag tidy them.

i no come undastand why u still dey pack ma condoms oh.

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