Ppl do say there is no harm in trial, try having sex wif out a condom. ur name will turn to papa emaka or papa Ada over night HUSBAND: Your cooking is so pathetic despite watching cooking channels WIFE: You watch Porn but no improvement, do I complain ***Some pretty girls are just evil... They will fart and look at you to the extent you will be suspecting yourself... ***Ibadan rappers be like My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool.. ***Lil kesh's album should be used for school's riot..so much noise! ***If you think you are having a bad day...just remember that there's an Ibadan girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'.. ***Things that confuses me I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mad? ***You'll just be eating hot eba watching Empire next thing two men will just start kissing each other and the eba in your mouth will turn salty.. ***Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me self, na my contacts" Ur left nyash ***Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. forgive and forget... ***Some people are blessed with Wickedness .. How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your mum has counted it... ***One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone ...His china phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we are still looking for the cashier and two security men ... ***A baby is never a mistake or surprise! You had sex without condom... What were you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover ..... ***I cried for 2 hours when she told me she took 1st in her WAEC result.. ...Some people can lie ehn!!! ***I miss those people in primary school that use to say ' if I give you one dirty slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap me now ooo ***I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as 'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to cry but I can't... .. ***Since Buhari became President, you cannot even see N20 on the floor again.. ***I remember back in Nursery school My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I sharpened pencil for another girl.. ***DSTV is advertising DSTV on DSTV too A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women"s bre*st from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nip*les when wet. . Guys don't panic.......we Killed the Idiot. . Enemy of progress . How dare him?? #Ok_Bye I thank God for my life

It's all just Hilarious, I've been trying to control my ribs, but.........................

***Some pretty girls are just evil... They will
fart and look at you to the extent
you will be suspecting yourself...

***Ibadan rappers be like
My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool..

***If you think you are having a bad
day...just remember that there's an Ibadan
girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'..

***Things that confuses me
I've never seen a mad Hausa man before...
Abi Dem no dey mad?


***Person will lost phone and be lying that
"no be the phone dey worry me self,
na my contacts" Ur left nyash

***Dangote's daughter cheated on me and
you
say I should break up? Don't you know that
Love is all about forgiveness.
forgive and forget...

***Some people are blessed with
Wickedness ..
How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your
mum has counted it...

***One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his
ringing tone
...His china phone rang in the bank today, for
over 1hour now we are still looking for the
cashier and two security men ...

***A baby is never a mistake or surprise!
You had sex without condom... What were
you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover .....

***I cried for 2 hours when she told me she
took 1st in her WAEC result..
...Some people can lie ehn!!!

***I miss those people in primary school
that use to say ' if I give you one dirty
slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap
me now ooo

***I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as
'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to
cry but I can't... ..

***Since Buhari became President, you
cannot even see N20 on the floor again..

***I remember back in Nursery school
My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I
sharpened pencil for another girl..

***DSTV is advertising DSTV on DSTV too
A scientist wanted to develop a bra that
stops
women"s bre*st from bouncing while
running and
also another bra
that doesn't show nip*les when wet.
.
Guys don't panic.......we Killed the Idiot.
.
Enemy of progress
.
How dare him??