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Iphekitan:
EPISODE 5
The following day was monday, i woke up 8:30pm, and i was having lectures by 9 a.m, before i could get to hostel tp pick my things, i'd be late already, and those lecturers get chin chin for head. To avoid embarassment i decided to forfeit the school for that day.
Took my bath, too my time to cook something up in krissh's kitchen. Ate up, rested a little, then decided to resolve to hustling on my lappy.
I was conversing with different maye's and also meeting new ones. Krissh woke up around 10 a.m, he also joined me in the living room with his lappy. He didnt spend up to an hour on it, but he kept coming back to check something on is pc after few minutes. He would go Ahead to watch film and he Was just check is pc frequently again.
I was Hustling on my own pc all this while, then i tiptoed from where i sat to is back,He was so engrossed in what he was doing that he didn't notice my movement, and on the screen Of is pc, i i saw something like tracking, he was on Nigeria post office Website, i wondered when post office Website became a dating site. Hence i guess he was into goods,

Me : coughs
Krissh : what are you doing behind me? (startled)
Me : ish i came to check what you are up to
Krissh : so?
Me : so you are also into goods
Krissh : hmmmn not just goods, tz goods and apartment, it pays, you won't have to be chatting all day with mayezit you still get cool doe.
Me : hmmmn i heard it has more doe dan dating sef, i should have learnt this stuff in ib then o.
U fit teach me, make i combine am with dating parole?
Krissh : no qualms na, but it has to do with risk a little, and alot of thinking o, i still do dating by the side when i see exclusive formats.
Me : forget just teach me thia stuff faa sharply.
Krissh : o boy calm down now leme finish what am doing, would call you in a jiffy.
Me : no qualms

Not up to 30minutes he sat me down by hia lappy and explained everything to me, as in i got it all easyily, i started putting it to test on the spot and someone was alwedi falling, krissh gave me the sitesto burst and showed me way round the sites.
Fews flew by and i've missed alot of lectures, at times i won't step into the school premisea in a week, i was mostly in krissh's house, either hustling or having fun, by the side i now have many jabu chicks by myself thanks to krissh. ThOu i was wise enough not to flaunt my wealth, because i've learnt my lesson from pass experiences.
I didn't skip any of my tests or exams tho, but a person that wasn't in class, what would he write down?, i do crash reading but still my perfOrmances Weren't that great,in my 200 level i didnt carry over any course tho,but my performances were below average.

whenever i have an encounter with kunle my roomie ,his always challenging me for not been serious,but i do tell him
"dy/dx won't give you money, MTS 101 won't give you money, common sense will, but we that have that common sense are low. keep chasing after marks and graduate having no dime, o boy use your head".

As in am always feeling justified with the things i do, Bleep those lectures i miss, i would read them later when i need to, make i just clear from this school asap.

Like i once said, Futa was a very strict school, no space for cultism, and illegal groups, they rusticate at any slight issue. So i was hustling off campus at krissh house, i had no issue with school securities challenging me or anything. No eke issues also for the krissh's area.

Something perculiar happened, during our 200 level break, i didn't go home, i was flexing at krissh's domot, on that fateful day i was hustling as usual when bro shola's call came through.

Bro shola : hello

Me : hello egbon (elder brother) gud afternoon

Bro shola : afternoon, ife what is going on with you?

Me : nothing sir.

Bro shola : is your girlfriend pregnant?

Me : (chuckles) bros no now

Bro shola : no there's definately something wrong with you.

Me : Why that bro?

Bro shola : i just recieved your result via sms now from your school and it was nothing compared to last years own. So what the hell is your problem?

I kept quiet, i recollected that when registering, i registered my bro as my guardian and even fill in his numbers, didn't know it was this kind of thing that Futa would use the number for, chai Futa ehn.

Bro shola : Are you still there ?

Me : yea bro

Bro shola : so what's your explanation?
If you want to waste your life, you should have told me before i waste my money to pay your fees. I know you to be brillant, so whatever you are into that is distracting you, you better put a stop to it now and improve on your studies..

Me : am sorry bro, no vex, would definately work on it.

Bro shola : you better do.

Hung up

Chai, imagine the yawa Futa wan Dabaru my plans, i decided to sit tight the coming session.

darrie20:
if you have a better story, why not post it rather than bad-mouthing someone's effort....I'm entertained though

TzIphekitan:
Should I really minimise the use of pidgin?