kindly help with a letter/message format pleading for a job

lol

donbachi:
Na dem...u need to see how dis small uniport boys dey burn money for chocolates,helena hotel,play house and de boss....gud for dem.

No go hustle....dey here dey yan opata morofvcker

myforty68:
am given away 10,000 naira to ten private school teachers
DM me and provide evidence
ends in next 3hours. no gtbank pls

In Slawormir's voice Damnnnnn niggarrr
bross you be real gee i throway salute

Ewugambia over to you

fellowtee1:
Any offers?

your budget?

TruthinAction:
It is an understatement to say that our leaders and the entire system in Nigeria are corrupt. But what can be done to stop it? Where did it start from? Are there not honest people in Nigeria who can do the right thing? Please, make your contribution.

True federalism, yes, otherwise impossible to fight corruption

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Na the day when i collect my first cash....six million!
Before that day..my cousin informed me say them kill the aza...
I was surprised when he call me again say the money scale through abi na sail through before them burst the aza....
O boy see joy....I nor fit eat anything that day...I nor fit sleep
Early morning...i run go meet my cousin..
O boy... We remove one ride Voltron( car)...that was my first ride
Buy three land... The remaining one na enough bottles and weed plus hotel booking and lodging.... constant pussy

ghmmm