What a Giant LIE from the presidency! it's a pity for Nigeria's image in & outside NIGERIA........

[quote author=PLURIMI post=59760097] BY REUBEN ABATI


What’s that sound I am hearing?”
“What sound?”
“I thought I heard something like miaow, miaow…”
“Oh my cats…oh yes…”
“Are you now breeding cats?”
“Not really. But I have just joined a group of concerned Nigerians who are planning to go to the Presidential Villa in Abuja to help sort out this issue of rats that invaded the President’s office and chased him out of his office as the BBC reported.”

Though prolix but well articulated and presented!

Just so funny. FG might have to put up a signpost bearing:

BEWARE OF RATS!

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IPOBrep:


see them, lazy product of free education

Haba... Insult with pity na.

One thing about ruben abatis writeups is that they are very senselessly long, never straight to the point, stupidly rich in poem style, and it reminds me of when ur trying to get to 5000 words to fill up ur essay

its a pity that apc is making mockery of governance in nigeria. pls their supporters should wake them up, governance is a serious bussiness all over the world, its not a job for jokers.

smileyoo:
its a pity that apc is making mockery of governance in nigeria. pls their supporters should wake them up, governance is a serious bussiness all over the world, its not a job for jokers.

Abi.

Apc is senseless unserious people.

BreezyCB:
Buhari was chased out of his presidential office by rats, Am sure these are church rats that are very hungry



Fifth Harmony ft Ty Dolla $ign & Buhari - Work from home remix

Chai!

eleojo23:
APC has turned this country into a joke

To some people, they are next best thing since stainless plates!

Ermacc:
where is the energy to read this long epistle about the brave Lt. col. Oscar Ibibibio? Why couldn't Abati make it short and funny like FFK.

Reuben Abatti, just like Chaly Boy, is struggling to get attention!
But he is mistaken if he thinks we have forgotten the role he palyed, during the Petroleum Price Increase under OBJ, when he (Abbati) and "comrade" Oshiomole (which became foreigner-marrying Executive Governor of Edo State!) SABOTAGED the STRIKE ACTION is return for OBJ to give them landed Properties at Abuja, sacks of Money and political appointment (Abatti - presidential spokesman,
Oshiomole - Executive Governor of Edo).

all these nonsense Abatti is wirting, just to pull wool over our eyes...we are watching him patiently.

Reuben Abatti, the Judas of our generation.

Ermacc:
where is the energy to read this long epistle about the brave Lt. col. Oscar Ibibibio? Why couldn't Abati make it short and funny like FFK.

Read it. One intreresting and very interesting

...why do these ppl waste words talkin abt no issue. Is there no cleaners and housekeepers for the president. This is irritating nonsensical talk...remove this fcking threads is disgusting.

[color=#990000][/color]A gallant fighter who showed Muhammadu Buhari the way out of his office. #God_Bless_The_Federal_Republic_Of_Nigeria.

Abati the great writer. Nice epistle

myproperty:

Same thing Buhari did when he was not a president. Yaradua was told to resign because of his health and now same scenario

Hi, chk ur mail

NONSENSE

i wonder why some so called elite in the country are behaving as foolishly as the least Almajiri in the street can. Reuben Abati or what's that your name? please check yourself