After the Nigerian civil war. The government had problems rebuilding the country because of its depleted finance spent on the war.

I know nothing about warfare but one thing I know is that to finance one costs a lot of money and even more money later on when you are fighting against your own people inside your own country.

You have to buy a lot of weapons, armored tanks, planes and helicopters and their specs should be at least more than the stuff inside your enemy’s arsenal. You also have to pay your soldiers.

The Nigerian Government spent most of the country’s money financing a war against the Biafrans and when it was time to rebuild, the country was in a very tight corner financially. So people’s suffering continued even with the international aids.

The most affected people were the Biafrans. With most of their homes destroyed and the intense starvation which followed them from the war to the post-war period, life was so miserable for them.

The civil war, till date is the most catastrophic events ever in the history of Nigeria.

Meanwhile, somewhere within the part of the country that ones had the name Biafra. Mr. Chinedu Akubuko, who was a teacher before the war, then fought for a while on the Biafran side before he was injured by an explosion that sent a shrapnel right into his skull. He managed to survive the war.

He was driving his old, rickety, brown colored Volkswagen A.K.A the beetle from Enugu to Imo state after a failed interview in a company in Enugu.

While driving along the lonely road, he was thinking about what will become of his life now, it was quite evident that frustration has gripped this young man.

Suddenly, he started feeling pressed. Whenever such unplanned situations occur here, the normal thing was to stop the car, look for a suitable place inside the nearby bush and set the whole thing free there but in Chinedu’s case he couldn’t stop because the car because of fear for bandits so he decided to hold onto the poop until he gets to a military checkpoint or somewhere safe.

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At a time, the muscle around his asshole couldn’t hold onto the poop any longer. He was sweating profusely, feeling so uncomfortable and the thing was affecting his driving. He involuntarily stopped the car, jumped out and headed right into the nearby bush not minding the danger of being robbed.

After dropping two to three rods, he noticed the presence of some people few meters away from him. He stood up to take a look but ducked low when he found out they were soldiers still putting on the defeated Biafran military uniform. They had bags with them filled with something.

Chinedu watched them dig a spot there and buried the bags.

When they left, he waited for some time, then he came closer slowly, unearthed the bags, they were 8 in number. He opened one and it was filled to the brim with Nigerian currency notes.

He took the bags he could carry with his two hands, rushed to his car, stacked them inside his trunk, then reversed his car nearer to the spot and moved the rest of the bags into his car.

He drove off quickly and that was how frustrated Chinedu turned a millionaire. He had the money to take himself to a real hospital where the shrapnel that was still in his skull was tended to properly.

He finally got married and gave birth to six intelligent and smart kids. I was so lucky one of them became my very good friend.

Mr. Chinedu died a rich, happy and fulfilled man on January 2017, just because he respected the call of nature and took a poop at the right time not minding the danger that might be lurking around.

As seen on: http://borednigerian.com/man-became-millionaire-just-taking-poop/