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The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by YahwehPenis: 3:42pm On Aug 29, 2017
Jesus Cries our Lord will cum shotly. He ll pornish all sexxx--she.male & male who cum shot of his glory. Jesus Cries sha not tarry his condom cum, his willy[penis] is done on earth as done in Heaven, bring condomnation upporn d people, Amen.

I am Yahweh Pennis.

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Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by Ranchhoddas: 3:54pm On Aug 29, 2017
Guy you don kolo.
Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by Ebios(m): 4:19pm On Aug 29, 2017
so u can't play with any other thing apart from this sacred name abi
see jus go n fast n pray for forgiveness
be fast abt it
Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by YahwehPenis: 7:08pm On Aug 29, 2017
Ebios:
so u can't play with any other thing apart from this sacred name abi

see jus go n fast n pray for forgiveness

be fast abt it

Am afraid d pornishment cumming upporn me. I confess Jesus Cries, he's de supornstar his words prick me et-anally.
Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by YahwehPenis: 7:13pm On Aug 29, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
Guy you don kolo.
I giv u d sincere milk of d prickly WORD u say I have kolo. De pornnishment wil follow his cumming, de axe angel sha ready to do d blow-job to blowing d trumpet. Whr sha u be wen d supornstar Jesus Cries our lord cums? Sha u make his condom or face his rot and condomnation?
Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by hopefulLandlord: 7:16pm On Aug 29, 2017
I swear this monicker is talented and creative, he makes me laugh everytime

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Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by YahwehPenis: 7:26pm On Aug 29, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I swear this monicker is talented and creative, he makes me laugh everytime
Nonsexxx. angry U av fucck up as u say I funny. What funny on preaching d cumming of God to xxxtablish his condom on earth et-anally? All d pounds u xxxchange wit ur pennies sha ended wen Jesus finally cums in his condom 2 condomn u. Amen.

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Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by YahwehPenis: 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2017
Seeners better repent & giv head 2 d prick-ly word of cumming king. repent b4 d erupture of cumming scents of our Lord. Artists, stop painting Jesus bad, he sha pornish u wt his hot cumming.

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Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by hopefulLandlord: 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2017
YahwehPenis:
Nonsexxx. angry U av fucck up as u say I funny. What funny on preaching d cumming of God to xxxtablish his condom on earth et-anally? All d pounds u xxxchange wit ur pennies sha ended wen Jesus finally cums in his condom 2 condomn u. Amen.

I agree I shouldn't think this sexchange is funny because Jesus said in the Bible "I cum quickly"

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Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by ololadeking(m): 8:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
ignorance at its best,well he thats d gods want to kill he makes them mad like this op *oponu*
Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by YahwehPenis: 9:22pm On Aug 29, 2017
ololadeking:
ignorance at its best,well he thats d gods want to kill he makes them mad like this op *oponu*
Who is mad of u & me, it is you that belives Jesus Cries sha not cum because ur sp(eja)culation of his cumming wrong. You witches & wizards that line up one by one, two by two & three-some by three-some & u gangbanged Jesus Cries & he bleed to death, the cumming of his pornishment sha be fierce. Giv d pounds & pennis that is long to Ceaser and give the pound & pennis that is long 2 God, the condom of God is at hand, repaint.

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Re: The Cumming Of Jesus Our Lord Is Near by STUPUDTHEISTS: 9:43pm On Aug 29, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I swear this monicker is talented and creative, he makes me laugh everytime

As in eh. Dude is fu'cking adept. I dubbed him the sarcasm chief.

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