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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by ehissi(m): 11:02am On Sep 01, 2017
Abeg make una no vex! Where is the big hips and buttocks abeg, abi the guy eye dey pain am? undecided
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Nobody: 11:02am On Sep 01, 2017
OrestesDante:
No picture??

goan change ur phone
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Damfostopper(m): 11:03am On Sep 01, 2017
olamide stewpid love

Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by girl4rmspace(f): 11:04am On Sep 01, 2017
Men will never learn. Smh
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Lexusgs430: 11:06am On Sep 01, 2017
Stupid comedian, thinking marriage was a joke .........

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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by beautiful232(f): 11:07am On Sep 01, 2017
good for him cause these days guys only love sexy body and beautiful face that they don't even look or mind the character forgetting that those things will fade away...Sorry o

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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by thestevens: 11:07am On Sep 01, 2017
Hips and buttocks don't lie.
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Pidginwhisper: 11:08am On Sep 01, 2017
Nazo Ghanian Women life be..dem no dey stick to one dick..but dem men can weak ehn..nazo one Lipton or wetin be him name marry olosho wey give am 4 bastards

Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by creamylicious(f): 11:09am On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:

After enjoying her buttocks and hips

sucking everywhere dry, it's that time your eyes opened abi..

we keep telling men to look beyond facials

we keep telling them beauty fades

we keep telling them to hook that babe who isn't a bambi

but no they won't hear, they will rather go for the one that will give them different positions on the bed, the 1 with the pretty face and the hourglass figure, the one who cares more about her skin than goals later they will come around and start complaining.

sense fall on all useless men out there
this girl... Ur fingers tho
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by cr7rooney10(m): 11:10am On Sep 01, 2017
Na banana go kill monkey b4
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Nobody: 11:11am On Sep 01, 2017
cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Nobody: 11:12am On Sep 01, 2017
He has learnt from his mistakes... That's d most important lesson.
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:14am On Sep 01, 2017
[quote author=MhizzAJ post=60026652]is he regretting or what [/quote



Yeah]
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by heendrix(m): 11:14am On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:

After enjoying her buttocks and hips

sucking everywhere dry, it's that time your eyes opened abi..

we keep telling men to look beyond facials

we keep telling them beauty fades

we keep telling them to hook that babe who isn't a bambi

but no they won't hear, they will rather go for the one that will give them different positions on the bed, the 1 with the pretty face and the hourglass figure, the one who cares more about her skin than goals later they will come around and start complaining.

sense fall on all useless men out there

and who are the We undecided
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by SalamRushdie: 11:16am On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:

After enjoying her buttocks and hips

sucking everywhere dry, it's that time your eyes opened abi..

we keep telling men to look beyond facials

we keep telling them beauty fades

we keep telling them to hook that babe who isn't a bambi

but no they won't hear, they will rather go for the one that will give them different positions on the bed, the 1 with the pretty face and the hourglass figure, the one who cares more about her skin than goals later they will come around and start complaining.

sense fall on all useless men out there

It seems a lot of useless men have fallen on you in the past oo because this yarn comment has a personal anger in it

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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:16am On Sep 01, 2017
beautiful232:
good for him cause these days guys only love sexy body and beautiful face that they don't even look or mind the character forgetting that those things will fade away...Sorry o


You know sometimes ladies too don't help
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by marooh: 11:16am On Sep 01, 2017
Did I need this?
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Nobody: 11:16am On Sep 01, 2017
Hmmmmmmm, if love is blind, marriage will open your eyes

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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by johndanny(m): 11:18am On Sep 01, 2017
Imagine the entire nairalanders are on this particular trend...
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by deebrain(m): 11:18am On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:

After enjoying her buttocks and hips

sucking everywhere dry, it's that time your eyes opened abi..

we keep telling men to look beyond facials

we keep telling them beauty fades

we keep telling them to hook that babe who isn't a bambi

but no they won't hear, they will rather go for the one that will give them different positions on the bed, the 1 with the pretty face and the hourglass figure, the one who cares more about her skin than goals later they will come around and start complaining.

sense fall on all useless men out there


Hypocrite.

Which of you, women, boldly show off your characters? At least, even on social media?

Either you resign to the level of slay queens or seek a "matured" man to tolerate the witch craft excuse of a character which you women fail to polish.

Interestingly, Sense was given to the woman.

Use it.
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by vanderbolt: 11:18am On Sep 01, 2017
Funny face I must tell you the truth. Your experience is what we the men in Ghana here face. The women here love testing different joystick they don't stick to one man. Very difficult to listen to advise. Very funny people to live with. . Sorry brooo. Think twice next time
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by uvalued(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2017
AnaCheks:
That is it

which of the picture isis ex... hmm all those pre wedding ish on nairaland pls take note before we go come hear another stori wei de shaki heart ohhh
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Amajerry83(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2017
Beautiful hot sexy well endowed ladies be causing problems since the time of Adam. Am sure Eve was a hot lady too.
Some men can't leave their wives even after catching them f**king another man just because their wives are sexy.

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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by beautiful232(f): 11:23am On Sep 01, 2017
Tajbol4splend:


You know sometimes ladies too don't help

in what way pls?
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by uvalued(m): 11:24am On Sep 01, 2017
thestevens:
Hips and buttocks don't lie.

for this confession no be lie na deceive lie catchamm

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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by dallyemmy: 11:29am On Sep 01, 2017
Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.
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Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by SuperSuave(m): 11:29am On Sep 01, 2017
mazimee:
What a silly reason. Boobs, Ass and hips can lead you to anywhere, but marriage shouldn't be one of the destinations.

Very silly.
yea, led me into a silly relationship until I got tired of it. I just smile whenever I remember Mr eazi's lyrics which says "my baby dey confuse me oh with her bumbum" grin
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by Paulosky1900: 11:33am On Sep 01, 2017
I think it's high time guys should know that marriage is not all about big boobs and bootys
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by chukzyfcbb: 11:34am On Sep 01, 2017
Okay but that don't mean I wouldn't want my wife not to be "Hipy" and bootilicious
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by timilehin007(m): 11:35am On Sep 01, 2017
Evaberry:

After enjoying her buttocks and hips

sucking everywhere dry, it's that time your eyes opened abi..

we keep telling men to look beyond facials

we keep telling them beauty fades

we keep telling them to hook that babe who isn't a bambi

but no they won't hear, they will rather go for the one that will give them different positions on the bed, the 1 with the pretty face and the hourglass figure, the one who cares more about her skin than goals later they will come around and start complaining.

sense fall on all useless men out there

obviously you are lacking all of these qualities that's why u are so pained and paranoid..
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by YelloweWest: 11:36am On Sep 01, 2017
You married a woman based on big ass and hip...
Aren't you a special kind of stupìd undecided
Re: Funny Face: Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage by chukzyfcbb: 11:38am On Sep 01, 2017
beautiful232:
good for him cause these days guys only love sexy body and beautiful face that they don't even look or mind the character forgetting that those things will fade away...Sorry o
Before I look at character, First my wife must be beautiful, that's my first rule then her personality comes next.
I want beautiful kids mbok

In the midst of 100beautiful , good looking girls you will see atleast 10 with good character.

The two must go hand in hand. Good looking and Character. Girls with both qualities abound, so chill

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