Arsenalholic:
That's why you're a darling.

It's been a while, though. You remember, right?

I sure do. How have you been?

Whenever I see this ,guy, I become worried. My girl has super ,huge, ,massive, big bigass crush on this dude. She uses his picture as her dp more than mine, her picture gallery is flooded with his pictures, even her wall paper. I know it's a fantasy for her but the guy gives me concerns. Or is she obsessed with him.

Ezege Phyno , no hard feelings but I'm beginning to 'stop' liking you sha

Mariinee:


I sure do. How have you been?

Been good dear.

And it's obvious you've been same too -- troubling the whole of NL

Arsenalholic:
Been good dear.

And it's obvious you've been same too -- troubling the whole of NL

Me? No way.
I rarely come online seff. LOL

How's your day going?

Mariinee:
Me? No way.
I rarely come online seff. LOL

How's your day going?

Lol. I'll believe that.

My day wasn't bad, nothing outta the ordinary. Hope your own did not involve seeing Phyno oh; because I know what wee happen if you meet him

Arsenalholic:
Lol. I'll believe that.

My day wasn't bad, nothing outta the ordinary. Hope your own did not involve seeing Phyno oh; because I know what wee happen if you meet him

Hahahahaha...No,it didn't.
Bhet if I see him, nothing big will happen gan

Mariinee:
Hahahahaha...No,it didn't.
Bhet if I see him, nothing big will happen gan

Story. Except he doesn't have a big cassava to cause enough impact

Arsenalholic:
Story. Except he doesn't have a big cassava to cause enough impact

Hahahahaha...

I don't know what a cassava is??

Mariinee:
Hahahahaha...

I don't know what a cassava is??

It's the botanical name for that thing that will facilitate the one-night stand you want to have with Phyno... and the one-week stand you're open to having with moi

The Igbos call it Amu. I don't know what the Yorubas and Hausa's call it.

You can also call it sugar cane, iron bone etc.

See diagram below for emphasis.

Btw, this has turned into cassavalogy 101. I hope you wee pay for the lessons gan

Arsenalholic:
It's the botanical name for that thing that will facilitate the one-night stand you want to have with Phyno... and the one-week stand you're open to having with moi

The Igbos call it Amu. I don't know what the Yorubas and Hausa's call it.

You can also call it sugar cane, iron bone etc.

See diagram below for emphasis.

Btw, this has turned into cassavalogy 101. I hope you wee pay for the lessons gan

OMG..my mum was right behind me and she saw this
You aff koba me ohhh

Mariinee:
OMG..my mum was right behind me and she saw this
You aff koba me ohhh

Lol. Mumsy wee understand.

Just tell her that they said we shouldn't make hate speeches online again. So we are trying to practice love speech instead. Lemme go to bed before I kuku koba you finish

But I just saw something, though: Why didn't you tell me you'd such lickable lips?

Dang! Abeg goodnight.

Arsenalholic:
Lol. Mumsy wee understand.

Just tell her that they said we shouldn't make hate speeches online again. So we are trying to practice love speech instead. Lemme go to bed before I kuku koba you finish

But I just saw something, though: Why didn't you tell me you'd such lickable lips?

Dang! Abeg goodnight.

Oh yeah?

I don't remember you asking me if I had nah
Goodnight keh? Come back here oh

No sleep for you, after you aff koba me

Mariinee:
Oh yeah?

I don't remember you asking me if I had nah
Goodnight keh? Come back here oh

No sleep for you, after you aff koba me

. Seriously, the koba strong? Mumsy didn't pry, did she?

And no, I never asked. Remember that thread where we first met? It was ma love for boobsies I described explicitly that day and you said "where's the money?" So I was only ever concentrating on the oranges. I'm just getting a good view of your lips for the first time. And zits! The things it makes me dream of, though

Arsenalholic:
. Seriously, the koba strong? Mumsy didn't pry, did she?

And no, I never asked. Remember that thread where we first met? It was ma love for boobsies I described explicitly that day and you said "where's the money?" So I was only ever concentrating on the oranges. I'm just getting a good view of your lips for the first time. And zits! The things it makes me dream of, though

Thankfully, she didn't.

Oh yeah, I remember
Are you night-dreaming??

Mariinee:
Thankfully, she didn't.

Oh yeah, I remember
Are you night-dreaming??

Better

Lol. Ayam not night-dreaming. Just "thinking out loud" with Mr. Ed Sheeran

See you around again o jare. Nice talking to ya again as always.

Sleep tight

Arsenalholic:
Better

Lol. Ayam not night-dreaming. Just "thinking out loud" with Mr. Ed Sheeran

See you around again o jare. Nice talking to ya again as always.

Sleep tight

Alright darl.
Sleep well...and dream of me