(In front of ComiD's house. The two friends were seated talking)

ComiD
Things will surely get better, just keep working hard. Don't lose focus.

AliD
Thank you. Em, ComiD, I have always want to ask you of something.

ComiD
What is it?

AliD
Are you so girl freaked, that you always have to appear this way?

ComiD
How do I appear?

AliD
The way you dress, always catching attention.

ComiD
As a friend, apart from, AlenD, which other lady have you seen with me?

AliD
Hmmmm, non.

ComiD
I try all my best to be discipline when it comes to girls issue, if not, I will be reduce to a peace of bread. As per my dressing, it is what is called, self packaging.

AliD
Are you for sale?

ComiD
I try as much as possible to package myself well, for a good trade. 'The way you dress is the way you are addressed'

AliD
Who care about the way I dress? I am too busy to do all these, only 'women wrappers' do all these (pointing to ComiD head to toe)

ComiD
No, no, no. The way you dress go a long way, speaking on your behalf. Most times, it is your first point of attraction. So I try to package myself well, to attract the level of people I want to associate with.

AliD
Really?

ComiD
Let me show you how. I wake up in the morning with few words of prayer. God before all things. The next step is taking my daily early morning exercise. After that I enter the bathroom to brush and scrub the body with a choice soap. Towel dry my body and use a choice cream, deodorant and anti-perspirant. Then next is my underwear, I don't repeat underwear. Once worn, it has to be washed before I can wear it again. Self packaging is not only on the outward appearance, it starts from what is under. If it is dirty, it will stink out. After that, I move to my well organized wardrobe, you know my room is always well arranged and bring out the clothes I have decided to wear. Neat and well ironed with a shoe that match. I do this to present my self right. And there is no going back

AliD
All this in a day, it takes how many hours, when you are not a woman.

ComiD
I have a me, and I have no other things to do than to make him happy and be in good state. Friend, I cannot look at myself in mirror and see myself dirty, unkept and be happy. No, my happiness start with me, in fact it is my sole responsibility to make myself happy and that is one way to do it, I have always loved neat and clean men. That is who I am growing up to be.

AliD
Does my look affect my happiness?

ComiD
When you see yourself in the mirror looking unkept, you are not going to be happy as when you look gorgeous. When you see people not associating with you because your dressing betray you, you won't be happy. Dressing well make you bold and confident especially when you have something to offer. That is why from time to time, I try to read about new things and update myself lest I go about with stale information. Friend, your assumption was wrong, I am not girls wrapper, okay.

AliD
But why didn't you tell me about this all while?

ComiD
You did not bother to ask.

AliD
Is that what you use on that girl, you have the best girl among our friends

ComiD
Not only that girl, check my other profile, I attract real people and you know what the means, they offer me the best.

AliD
I will try out this self packaging. It should work for me too.

ComiD
Good. Please, escort me to my AlenD's house.

AliD
I am sorry to decline, I want to go arrange my room.

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