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How Men Change by Labans(m): 5:28pm On Feb 15, 2007
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??


New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch the SHARKS play, if you're not in the
mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making LOVe:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Re: How Men Change by Hugoboi(m): 5:35pm On Feb 15, 2007
This is mad crazy, true story, cuz dem girls suck afta a while!!
Re: How Men Change by beyunce(f): 6:42pm On Feb 15, 2007
Lol. wat u mean .

Dont u knw u men suck 2
Re: How Men Change by Omot7(m): 8:44pm On Feb 17, 2007
that's crazy, but i must say that i represents the true situation. Girls suck especially when they start seeing other men.
Re: How Men Change by iice(f): 2:55pm On Feb 19, 2007
Laughin ma friggin butt off grin grin

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