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Missing Condom by uchemummy(f): 5:22pm On Mar 02, 2010
a friend of mine was telling me that she remarked the condom his boyfriend kept in his bag and after some days she went and checked and noticed that the condom has being used and changed.when she asked her boyfriend who told her that one was borrowed by his neighbour and one was used by his brother but instead of him to cool down and explain gently and in a low tone he started shouting on her,telling her she has no right to search or check the number of condom he has or used.pls advise her cos she is confused and did not know if this guy love her and weda he is cheating on her or not and also if what she did is right or not.
Re: Missing Condom by Nobody: 5:24pm On Mar 02, 2010
DeJa vous
Re: Missing Condom by omega25red(m): 5:24pm On Mar 02, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

DeJa vous
i know right this poster forgot her initial post LMAO grin grin grin
Re: Missing Condom by jenibayo(f): 5:25pm On Mar 02, 2010
Poster take am easy oo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Missing Condom by Nobody: 5:26pm On Mar 02, 2010
omega25red:
I
i know right this poster forgot her initial post LMAO grin grin grin
I thought I was slowly losing my mind for a quick second grin grin grin
Re: Missing Condom by Freiburger(m): 5:30pm On Mar 02, 2010
What's hard to believe there that the comdom were borrowed by neighbours? What if that was wat actually happned?
Re: Missing Condom by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 02, 2010
Freiburger:

What if that was wat actually happned?
what if that didn't happened?
Re: Missing Condom by Busybody2(f): 5:49pm On Mar 02, 2010
Freiburger:

What's hard to believe there that the comdom were borrowed by neighbours? What if that was wat actually happned?
rokiatu:

what if that didn't happened?


Shouldn't the main question be "Who/What does he carry a condom for?" lol, cos if it was used on her, she would have remembered na cheesy


uchemummy:

a friend of mine was telling me that she remarked the condom his boyfriend kept in his bag and after some days she went and checked and noticed that the condom has being used and changed.when she asked her boyfriend who told her that one was borrowed by his neighbour and one was used by his brother but instead of him to cool down and explain gently and in a low tone he started shouting on her,telling her she has no right to search or check the number of condom he has or used.pls advise her cos she is confused and did not know if this guy love her and weda he is cheating on her or not and also if what she did is right or not.


Come oh, by "she remarked the condom", do you mean she recounted or she marked it with something like a marker or felt tip undecided Me too i am confused undecided
Re: Missing Condom by Freiburger(m): 5:52pm On Mar 02, 2010
Busy_body:


Shouldn't the main question be "Who/What does he carry a condom for?" lol, cos if it was used on her, she would have remembered na cheesy



Come oh, by "she remarked the condom", do you mean she recounted or she marked it with something like a marker or felt tip undecided Me too i am confused undecided


But i guess he is permitted by the girl to have one. otherwise she will not be coming over n over againcounting the numbers grin
Re: Missing Condom by justmoore: 6:02pm On Mar 02, 2010
If it does or doest, doest it mean dat d guy doesnt luv her?
@poster, y would she be monitorin d guy? Let her stop poisonin her mind 'cos 95% guyz r intimacy addict. If u leave d guy 'cos of it, u no know who u go meet next dat may b worse.
Re: Missing Condom by Busybody2(f): 6:16pm On Mar 02, 2010
Freiburger:


But i guess he is permitted by the girl to have one. otherwise she will not be coming over n over againcounting the numbers grin


Well i can see your point cheesy maybe she is even considerate to the extent that as long as her boyfriend does the same quantity with her and her one rival, she is cool, she just doesn't like it when he gets too greedy and does more round with the rival, okay now i am no longer confused grin grin grin
Re: Missing Condom by googles: 6:33pm On Mar 02, 2010
[size=13pt]hmm
this thread looks, sounds, feels familiar
or is it everyday a guy gives out marked condoms to his neighbour and his brother [/size]
Re: Missing Condom by Nobody: 6:52pm On Mar 02, 2010
lmao. . . Mummy mi ti lo s’oja/ Daddy mi travel lo Lokoja/ Emi nikan mo wa nle/ S’oma wa ba mi sere
Re: Missing Condom by yme1(f): 7:55pm On Mar 02, 2010
tell your gf to chill jare is he married to her yet tongue grin
Re: Missing Condom by Nobody: 8:36am On Mar 03, 2010
Heard stories like this before. GF complaining that condoms in the fridge keep reducing without complementing action. I wish girls can understand that we guyz are natural cheaters. A guy who doesn't cheat doesn't have a g.f. Its as simple as that.
Re: Missing Condom by Ben13: 9:45am On Mar 03, 2010
I wish I can get the original link of this Missing Condom thread.
Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 9:39pm On Mar 03, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]hmm
this thread looks, sounds, feels familiar
or is it everyday a guy gives out marked condoms to his neighbour and his brother [/size]

I hope you haven't marked my condoms?
Re: Missing Condom by googles: 9:48pm On Mar 03, 2010
chamotex:

I hope you haven't marked my condoms?

[size=13pt]stay there dey dull
i have marked everything even the ones you kept in your night socks
and the ones underneath the microwave oven
or you thought i didnt see the ones u kept in the tea-bag pack abi?
lemme not see them there wo
yawa go burst ni [/size]
Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 10:19pm On Mar 03, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]stay there dey dull
i have marked everything even the ones you kept in your night socks
and the ones underneath the microwave oven
or you thought i didnt see the ones u kept in the tea-bag pack abi?
lemme not see them there wo
yawa go burst ni [/size]

damn sad sad sad
Re: Missing Condom by ravenzord(m): 10:29pm On Mar 03, 2010
@ OP: Why would she mark his condoms in the first place, that's undecided, very creepy, who knows what she'll mark next? Don't even wanna go there lipsrsealed.
Re: Missing Condom by googles: 10:39pm On Mar 03, 2010
[size=13pt]@ chamotex

God cash you[/size]

Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 10:44pm On Mar 03, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]@ chamotex

God cash you[/size]

Not really . . . . you missed out the ones in the freezer
Re: Missing Condom by googles: 10:56pm On Mar 03, 2010
chamotex:

Not really . . . . you missed out the ones in the freezer

***evil grin***

[size=13pt]wen was the last time you checked the freezer hun?
i already gave them to the gateman. . . . need i mention that
he thanked me the whole day cos he said they are the most expensive ones around
ROFL [/size]
Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:01pm On Mar 03, 2010
googles:

***evil grin***

[size=13pt]wen was the last time you checked the freezer hun?
i already gave them to the gateman. . . . need i mention that
he thanked me the whole day cos he said they are the most expensive ones around
ROFL [/size]

Yes he's right. It's Durex Pleasuremax XXL grin
Re: Missing Condom by ravenzord(m): 11:06pm On Mar 03, 2010
^^^ Erm, those aren't that expensive na, you should see my goldplated CDs.
Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:08pm On Mar 03, 2010
ravenzord:

^^^ Erm, those aren't that expensive na, you should see my goldplated CDs.

~Yes they are.
The ribbed dotted ones. You cant go wrong. cool cool
Re: Missing Condom by googles: 11:12pm On Mar 03, 2010
chamotex:

Yes he's right. It's Durex Pleasuremax XXL grin

[size=13pt]hmm yea thats it
and swt. . . . if you are planning to go and buy more of those
i ll advise you to look for your wallet and cash cards first
cos it looks like i stole 'em too
ta-da no show for you   grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Missing Condom by ravenzord(m): 11:13pm On Mar 03, 2010
^^^ E wo eleyi, you don't know Chamo pays in advance for those things tongue.
Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:23pm On Mar 03, 2010
ravenzord:

^^^ E wo eleyi, you don't know Chamo pays in advance for those things  tongue.

Leave her . . . .    durex.co.uk knows when my stocks are low, hence they replenish accordingly. cheesy

googles:

[size=13pt]hmm yea thats it
and swt. . . . if you are planning to go and buy more of those
i ll advise you to look for your wallet and cash cards first
cos it looks like i stole 'em too
ta-da no show for you   grin grin grin[/size]

There is no need to buy more baybee.
I hope you've kept the ones for our own use in a safe place.
Remember not to keep them in places with temperature above 25 degrees wink wink wink
Re: Missing Condom by soki2ng(m): 11:26pm On Mar 03, 2010
undecided undecided What you need a condom for?  undecided undecided oohh Protection, grin


Lmao Bad joke i know,
i'd say it depends on the ppl involved. some guys wont stress bout it, just as some girls won't count or mark it
Re: Missing Condom by googles: 11:34pm On Mar 03, 2010
chamotex:

Leave her . . . .    durex.co.uk knows when my stocks are low, hence they replenish accordingly. cheesy
There is no need to buy more baybee.
I hope you've kept the ones for our own use in a safe place.
Remember not to keep them in places with temperature above 25 degrees wink wink wink

[size=13pt]ok o they replenish, i give out
no one is loosing. . . . . hmmhmm maybe someone is loosing
he who buys and dont get to use 'em
yea our own is safe. . . . . kept them in the gala carton  wink[/size]
Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:38pm On Mar 03, 2010
googles:

[size=13pt]ok o they replenish, i give out
yea our own is safe. . . . . kept them in the gala carton  wink[/size]

How creative kiss
Mind you we wont be using them for a while, I'm going on a celibacy course next week wink

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