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Grandma's Boyfriend by Labans(m): 12:50pm On Feb 16, 2007 |
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." Grandma's minister fainted. |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by iice(f): 2:43pm On Feb 16, 2007 |
'Oh lawd, oh lawd' LMFAO |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by dabby(f): 5:22pm On Feb 16, 2007 |
i wonder what went through the pastor's mind before he fainted. |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by Nobody: 11:13am On Sep 28, 2007 |
wow! funny really |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by finekid(m): 3:23pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
Hmmmn, kids! |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
why is the pastor shocked, does he think hes the only one for mama? anyway its just misinfo lol |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by Labans(m): 1:58pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
clemcykul: [s]@ Clemcykul you're right misinformation man![/s] |
Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by Aiphie(f): 3:00pm On Oct 01, 2007 |
What a shock it wud av been to hear dt pious grandma has a boyfriend she was banging at the moment. |
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