January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels, Hellllo ooo!!!, bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited, finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months, box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours, power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid, wrong instructions,
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing, couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition, learned
later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my ! car in rain storm, car
swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C", isn't it

October - Hate M &M's, they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911, "duh", there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!