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If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by zeestone99(m): 8:53pm On Sep 22, 2017
Google: Big Brother is watching you.

Intel: One processor to rule them all.

Apple: Pay more, for less!

Starbucks: Pay 10 dollars for sock-water.

Walmart: We cost the same as Target, but y'all think we don't.

Amazon: Look all those things you’ll buy and don't actually need!

Pornhub: You use it, your siblings use it, your father uses it. Hell, some of you have probably rubbed one out to the same video.

Bing: We exist because you accidentally use us.

Yahoo: Get a traumatizing answer for 1+1.

Twitter: Roast central of the world.

Disney: Pay 20 dollars for a Star Wars locket, or put up with the wrath of your child.

Pepsi: We know Pepsi is not okay, but it's all they’ve got— so buy it bitch.

Adobe flash player: 10 years later, and you still have no fucking idea what we do, but you'll still update us.

Feel free to add yours
Re: If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by Oluwasaeon(m): 8:55pm On Sep 22, 2017
Glo - You think we're cheetahs but we're actually snails. undecided

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Re: If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by Nobody: 9:04pm On Sep 22, 2017
zeestone99.You and quora ehh

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Re: If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by Nobody: 9:48pm On Sep 22, 2017
Nairaland: It's not that we are a Recycling organization, but you can use our Politics Section as Dumping ground.

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Re: If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by WillOfAPrince(m): 12:19am On Sep 23, 2017
Indomie: Everybody's native dish tongue

Garri: If you must survive in 9ja, you need this.

St. Louis: Advert ko, advert ni, wetin concern agbero with overload undecided

5-Star tin Tomato: We know we wont be relevant but we are relevant to making some people look good for something grin
Re: If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by Nobody: 12:27am On Sep 23, 2017
Looks like a piece from quora
Re: If Each Brand Had An Honest Slogan, What Are Some Examples Of What They Would B. by zeestone99(m): 4:03pm On Nov 14, 2017
Yeah it's a piece from quora, someone shud pls add a slogan for glo

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