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|Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by Divepen1(m): 6:38am On Sep 23, 2017|
After seeing the progress of many unplanned Collabos and planned ones, I think we can make it work by just having a genre. Then seeing the way the Romance Collabo is going, I've decided to open Threads for other genres.
Characters from other stories etc
But just know the Genre is Comedy.
Explore any method of writing. It's firstly for our fun then our creativity. Excite the next writer, make it as slow or as fast as you want. But remember it is Comedy
Don't bother if you're not as good as others think you are, just drop the thing.
I will compile it for the review 'Be Writertained Chronicles'.
Mey we start.
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by Divepen1(m): 6:47am On Sep 23, 2017|
Obi ran off into the bathroom, trying not to scream his head off. He must have bitten his lower lips in a bid to make sure he didn't shout. He locked the door and dipped his hands into the water and groan. If anyone would hear his groan, they would think he was defecating. He dipped his hands in the green bucket of water.
He removed his hand and placed it over his head. His cousin had played him, probably his aunt was the one he didn't know.
' Obi... Where are you?'
' Oh! You've gone home again'.
He didn't not know if he should reply her, or yell at her or rush at her to accuse her of doing him bad.
' How do you see that hot iron inside the food?'.
He held his hand up and saw how it had really burn.
His aunt had deceitfully placed a very hot rod in a soup she made look like soup. He had sneaked into the kitchen to pick meat as was fond of. However when he dipped his hands in the cool pot of soup, he grasped a very hot rod. It took him a great while not to scream.
' I didn't see any iron'.
' Indeed', she mocked.
Obi knew he would revenge, big time.
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by Honeydawealth(f): 8:28am On Sep 23, 2017|
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by queenitee(f): 8:38am On Sep 23, 2017|
Obi was sulky after the incident. Tho his aunt had apologized, obi knew he would revenge and was only waiting for the perfect time to do that. One couldn't describe how happy he was when he saw his aunt bathing in the evening.
'Time to strike' he said to himself.
Earlier in the day, after he got his hands burnt, he had killed a big snake in annoyance and kept the dead body at the backyard and now the snake would be a good object of revenge. He went to the backyard to pick the snake and tiptoed to the front door which he was sure his aunt would pass. He placed the dead snake at the door and hid himself somewhere near, waiting for his aunt.
Aunty Amaka came out of the bathroom with a towel over her body singing a native song. She smiled as she remember the hot rod burning Obi's hand. 'That would teach him a lesson' she said and continued her song. Suddenly, she stopped.
'What's is this?' she wondered. 'Obi! obi!' she shouted as reality hit her but got no reply. Scared the snake might turn around and bite her, she ran outside, her towel almost falling off her body.
Obi came out of his hiding place laughing. he loved the scared look on his aunt face when she saw the snake, he loved the way she ran outside with her towel falling and her right hand pulling it up. He wondered of he could pull such trick on her again. 'perfect revenge' he muttered to himself and went to pick the snake
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by queenitee(f): 8:40am On Sep 23, 2017|
What did I write up there? please please don't mind me, I just decided to try
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by Divepen1(m): 8:43am On Sep 23, 2017|
queenitee:Makes sense... Like I can see trouble looming.
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by stephenGee12(m): 8:47am On Sep 23, 2017|
We have catch u queenitee.
So u can write like this. And you have been hiding since. Ehn
Lemme call every one ooooo.
Kimberlywest, kimkardashian, evajael, emperor380, empresst, hormobolanle, hadampson, alamiendagash.
Come and see the new writer in our midst.
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by Creeza(m): 8:49am On Sep 23, 2017|
Divepen1:queenitee you want to kimme with laff abi? I IMAGINE THE TOWEL FALL OFF, AND THE WAY SHE DAE run.
You sabi write o.
Dive i never expected that twist at the end. Nice one guys
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by queenitee(f): 8:51am On Sep 23, 2017|
stephenGee12:Please o, I cannot write o
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by queenitee(f): 8:52am On Sep 23, 2017|
Creeza:Lol, oya laugh small. Don't mind me jare, I just decided to try
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by queenitee(f): 8:53am On Sep 23, 2017|
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by Creeza(m): 8:57am On Sep 23, 2017|
queenitee:make sense jare for a first timer. Haba! I greet you
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by queenitee(f): 9:52am On Sep 23, 2017|
Creeza:Thank you jare
|Re: Shut Your Mouth ( A Comedy Collabo Thread) by officialflex(f): 10:58am On Sep 23, 2017|
As they use to say hell has no fury like a woman's scorn, but in this situation hell has no fury like aunty aunty amaka's scorn , aunty amaka shot obi a deadly eye, and obi was not even looking at his aunty's face the fact that he could scare his aunt like that was too amusing and he was going to hide no effort in rubbing it into her face. Realising this aunty amaka picked up her self then went inside looking for the perfect finishing for obi and soon obi went out celebrating his victory over aunty amaka. 'just a back up for queenitee'
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