Omo na Waka. I will tell the neighbour that I am coming I never do morning devotion.

Na to wake up na cos it must be a dream

This one na operation python dance oo.

I will call Buratai to come and remove their python. I no be IPOD

Pick up the office and tell them I’m not coming to work today and go back to bed.

FP assured be that

CaptainSALAZAR:
Take ten steps back, snap the snake, log in nairaland and call on lalasticlala

I will call lalasticlala���

leonard002:
call 911

sebi na American film abi dem tell u say Nigeria get animal control

I once met something like this on top a 12metre tall palm tree! Just before me was this long hellish serpent; the biggest I have ever faced alone. The length was intimidating! Parts of its body were eclipsed by thick branches of the tree. Goosebumps enveloped me.
In my hand was a razor sharp axe meant for harvesting the palms on the tree. A million thoughts flipped through my mind: cut the serpent from anywhere & have the remaining part vent it's anger on me? Or, look for its head and have it severed from its body!? Or better still, go down from the tree and allow the creature leave at its convenience!? The adrenals in me pumped and I was able to hang on more for a short time. While I was contemplating I saw the serpent beginning to move. Probably, it thought "this person is damn out for me!". That was when I new it had understood the danger it was into. Ofcourse seemingly realising i was unfazed by it's sheer massiveness, it started to become afraid. With still moving, and the axe in my hand properly set for any eventuality should it decide to attack first, I started to readjust myself.
And I saw the creature opt for an escape. Branches of the tree swayed as it started gliding down the branches of the palm tree. Then, I heaved a sigh of relief.
And, I had to look down to ensure it did not change its mind to start climbing back.
Then I was freed to harvest the palms on the � tree. This became something I thought over for a long time.

[b][/b] ah'll go back to the main sleep

illitrate:
I would stand firm, look into the snake's eye and say hey snake!!! I'm bolt, usain bolt.

illiterate nto to truly an illiterate

Nothing to worry about

heendrix:


illiterate nto to truly an illiterate

Na jehova witness, he came to preach

I'll just quietly close the door back, look for a slipper and smash it on the snake's head. It dies, then I'll call on my gf to get pepper soup ingredients.

I'll stop dreaming

Can this kind snake kill human; i.e with venon or by swallowin?

mtcheeew the snake looks friendly sef......it won't hurt anybody

ademasta:
I will shout "Blood of Lalasticlala oooo, safe me oooo "

OMG⛎���

I'd shit my pants

I haven't seen snake in reality before and I don't want to see it. So scary!

I wil pray 4 sharp wings to fall on me immediately

Na to pour anointing oil, u go see the old woman transforming back to human. Village people oooo fear them

small thing. na to pack am one side and go my way now. dis one sef small compared to the one I killed yesterday in my dream.

nikkypearl:
choi

so your secret plan na to kill us with pikcho abi?

well.. the chest region no bad shaaaa!!! i know say na why you post the pic but i am not complaining at aaaallllll!!

Kylekent59:


It is very easy.
1. Get a very long stick
2. Keep hitting it's head for it is gonna twist its body
3. When the snake becomes weak,take out your cultlass and detach the head.

OR
1.take a very big stone and target the head
2.use a long stick to carry away
3.pour petrol or kerosene on it
4 ignite from distance and throw.


OR


1. Get a very big onion
2. Cut it into halves
3. Chew both halves seperately
4. Spit out the chewed onion
5. Direct it towards d snake
For d smell of onion weakens them and reduces their vision.

SMH Too much of Hollywood and bed time stories

Explorers:


For naija

Explorers:


For naija

Cossybob:
SMH Too much of Hollywood and bed time stories

U are a disgrace to human.

Smh

Karleb:
Even though I have Snakophobia, I'll easily kill this one.

I almost killed something as long as this in school.

yinmu

futuregoal:
I'll just quietly close the door back, look for a slipper and smash it on the snake's head. It dies, then I'll call on my gf to get pepper soup ingredients.

use slippers to kill dis snake in ur dreams

Kylekent59:

U are a disgrace to human.

Smh

E pain am