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Spoken Words by Emmyloyalty: 1:40am On Sep 28, 2017
*TOGETHER*
So good to have all of you *gathered*
As we listen to this poem *Together*
That I have to *render*
Under this beautiful *weather.*

I fell in love with *Matida*
On my way to *Uganda*
We were so into each *other*
That we planned our wedding *agenda*
We got wedded and moved to *Bahama*
Where she loves to eat *banana*
Little did I know my lover, *Matida* smokes *Marijuana* and even drink *paraga.*
After I discovered
I shouted oh my *Lover*
This was not how we planned our lives *together*
*She screamed* I know I said *together forever*
But you're just a poet you have nothing to *render*
We then parted asunder

Is it my fault we are not together??

Few years later
I met *Amanda*
whose mother was a *trader*
And her father *welder*
Not long, we planned our wedding *agenda*
I traveled to *Wagada*
To see the father of *Amanda*
To unfold my marriage intension for their *daughter*
Can you take care of our daughter in any kind of *weather?*
Then I replied yes with my poetry *agenda.*
I'm sorry you can't marry *Amanda.*
Because you never *Hammer*
And infact we want somebody that could take her across the *border*
You're just a poet and have nothing to *render.*
And so we parted *asunder.*

Is it my fault we are not together??

Not quite long I met *Brenda*
Who works at *NEPA*
Very very beautiful and *slender*
We got really into *each other*
Her beauty made her to be eyed by *another*
And I also became *famous*
Just like the book of *Amos.*
Until her beauty landed me in *wahala*
When my lover, *Brenda*
Left me for an Army *Commander.*
I screamed
Nooooo *Brenda*
But you promised me we would be *together*
You said you will not leave me for *another*
Do not *surrender*
to the pranks of the *commander*
Come back to me my *Lover.*
And she said you're just a poet you have nothing to *render.*

Is it my fault we are not together??

Years *later*
I went to *America*
Were I met *Linda*
A niece to president *Obama*
We fell for *each other*
With the poem that I *rendered*
She promised not to leave me for *another*
Because she loved my poems and wanted us to be *together*
Even *forever.*
We got *wedded*
And our love never *ended*
Till the day we *rested* (died)




*Pen drops*

*LOYALTY writes*
*08147367859*

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Re: Spoken Words by Cossybob(m): 2:33am On Sep 28, 2017
What a nice Story smiley smiley smiley
Should i praise you or give you the Glory

Because your poem is sweet and Perfect grin grin grin
If i may ask, With whose authority do you write? the teacher or the Prefect

Well,to fully introduce myself i am Cossybob the Great or the son of Man smiley smiley smiley
Take it or Leave it,all great men were born of a Woman cheesy cheesy cheesy

Gotta go cos it's already late,Early to bed early to Rise cheesy cheesy cheesy
Mama's goodnight Stories always end with "Be good and be Nice" cool cool cool

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