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Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by Techknowng(m): 11:29am On Oct 02, 2017 |
In case you are having a very dry and boring day, these are some regular 'Mugabe Quotes' that could lighten up the moment for you. Enjoy 10 of them and share with friends: 1. “Some women’s legs are like rumours, they just keep on spreading” . 2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”. 3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”. 4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella” . 5. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.” 6. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”. 7. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.” 8. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”. 9. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”. 10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”. N.B: These quotes are not originally from President Robert Mugabe. More at; http://www.xirkings.com/2017/10/here-are-10-hilarious-mugabe-quotes.html?m=1 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by Techknowng(m): 11:37am On Oct 02, 2017 |
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Re: Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by Scatterscatter(m): 11:41am On Oct 02, 2017 |
Lolz... No. 8 & 9 caught me |
Re: Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by BreezyCB(m): 12:04pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
O deep gan |
Re: Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by Techknowng(m): 2:48pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
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Re: Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by igahdavid(m): 11:50pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
This is hilarious |
Re: Here Are 10 Hilarious Mugabe Quotes That Will Make Your Day by Alashi(m): 9:21pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
Guy why Mugabe now? why not Obj or Mandela or even Ghadffi. you are even free to use Buhari free of charge. Funny sha. |
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