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Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by SweetBoyFriend(m): 7:02pm On Oct 07, 2017
Lomprico2:


For your mind now u be Christian! undecided

Hypomodafukingcrites everymodafukingwhere!


Who be Christian ?? Your dirty father ??

Fucck religion, fucck, God, Fucck Jesus, Fucck Allah and fucck Christianity

Quote me again and you will be dead
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by SweetBoyFriend(m): 7:03pm On Oct 07, 2017
Vicargeneral:
[s][/s]please, be careful of what you say about God


Let me repeat what i said

Fucck you and Fucck your God

Tell that pig to suck my dyke
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by SweetBoyFriend(m): 7:06pm On Oct 07, 2017
oyejideogunjumo:
God is not responsible for all our calamities. Man chose it then by disoboyeing God and still does today.
God may be imaginary to you today but when He sits to judge you at the end of life you wl know He exists.
God is indisputably alive no matter what any body says or does.


Blah blah blah blah blah says the gay idiot

God is not responsible for our calamities but he promised us love, health and everything, was he lying ??

I will shove my foot up his dirty ass
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by MadCow1: 7:08pm On Oct 07, 2017
mykh01:

I dont like argueing religion but am moved to respond to your extremism. You want an empirical justification to prove the existence of a super sensible existent. Bro, am sure dats almost impossible, but nevertheless the lack of empirical fact does not deny God's existence. I want to you answer my question, Do you have a mind?

Again with the shuffle.. This is why you Theists need to quit trying.

Everytime Theists are asked to prove the existence of their God, they always look for other indirect means of answering the question or trying to answer a question with a question or go off on some philosophical bullshit that still ends up not PROVING the existence of their God.

On this thread alone, You have asked "Do you have a Mind?" in trying to prove the existence of a God. Some guy used "Can you create Air" another one said "Can you create water?", and it just goes on and on.. I have been through them all; "Do you dream?", e.t.c, e.t.c...... grin grin

If you enter your Bank and Ask your teller for proof of statement of account and he starts telling you about Neon signs outside, you know there is a problem. THERE IS NO TANGIBLE PROOF THAT A GOD EXISTS... Simple and Short. The fact that you do not understand certain aspects of life dubbed mysteries does not mean you should take the most comfortable and may I say lazy route of attributing it to the existence of a Supreme being. Once upon a time, Malaria was considered a curse from the Gods. Swarming Locusts and grasshoppers were considered Gods punishment.. No Rains mean the Gods needed human and animal sacrifices to appease them cos rains were a blessing from God. The Rainbow was a sign from God until we realised it wasn't. grin

So I repeat, if you KNOW and you are SURE that a God exists, why do you need to BELIEVE? grin

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Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by MadCow1: 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2017
Daeylar:


I would be pissed If a G.O came to church and said, my private jet almost crashed but it didn't, hallelujah,
My God, some don't even have cars but they shout hallelujah


grin grin grin grin grin grin


Like the Pastor who when asked why he needed a Private Jet said it was to get closer to God ... grin grin I was so Mad because I should have been giving my tithes to Pilots not Pastors. grin
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Daeylar(f): 7:25pm On Oct 07, 2017
MadCow1:



grin grin grin grin grin grin


Like the Pastor who when asked why he needed a Private Jet said it was to get closer to God ... grin grin I was so Mad because I should have been giving my tithes to Pilots not Pastors. grin

Lol, if I was in the front row during that testimony,, the G.O will run, the kind of WTF look I will give as he is sharing that testimony he would not have believed it,

As for that pastor, he is learning work, that excuse is too fake for this modern times, Nobody told him that based on that excuse everyone needs private jets?

he would have said he is using it for church outreach, to reach more people in different continents and preach the word of God because God doesn't want anyone to go to hell, he wants his children to enjoy eternal life with him. Hallelujah somebody. Amen.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Nobody: 7:26pm On Oct 07, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Oga that your Gulfstream G550 jet is the epitome of safety and technology when it comes to civil aviation aircraft, dem never born the turbulence wey go fit bring G550 down so stop over exaggerating.. there are 500 G55O in currently in service and non has ever crashed so stop making it look like your presence on board saved the jet No it was purely superior aviation technology of the G550 at work
It was The Almighty God that saved him. Forget about technology when the power of God is at work.

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Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by oluwatoyinadeol(m): 7:30pm On Oct 07, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Oga that your Gulfstream G550 jet is the epitome of safety and technology when it comes to civil aviation aircraft, dem never born the turbulence wey go fit bring G550 down so stop over exaggerating.. there are 500 G55O in currently in service and non has ever crashed so stop making it look like your presence on board saved the jet No it was purely superior aviation technology of the G550 at work

You really need brain surgery.. ...
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Honour2: 7:31pm On Oct 07, 2017
What are you talking about. You believe the human being that manufactured the jet but you do not believe the all knowing, all powerful and ever faithful God who created the manufacturers of the jet.You believe what they said about their product but do not believe the ability of the one that created them to rescue. Sad.
SalamRushdie:
Oga that your Gulfstream G550 jet is the epitome of safety and technology when it comes to civil aviation aircraft, dem never born the turbulence wey go fit bring G550 down so stop over exaggerating.. there are 500 G55O in currently in service and non has ever crashed so stop making it look like your presence on board saved the jet No it was purely superior aviation technology of the G550 at work

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Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by MadCow1: 7:36pm On Oct 07, 2017
Daeylar:


Lol, if I was in the front row during that testimony,, the G.O will run, the of WTF look I will give as he is sharing that testimony he wouldn't have believed it,

As for that pastor, he is learning work, that excuse is too fake for this modern times, Nobody told him that based on that excuse everyone needs private jets?

he would have said he is using it for church outreach, to reach more people in different continents and preach the word of God because God doesn't want anyone to go to hell, he wants his children to enjoy eternal life with him. Hallelujah somebody. Amen.

grin Kenneth Copeland and Duplantis are not learners o!! Na den even teach Oyedepo den work because to loot Oyinbo people hard pass to loot Africans. grin

And I kid you not.. The video is online. If you listen to those Men talk about their Private Jet and why they need it, you may never put a single Kobo in the collection box ever again. grin

Key parts from the video..

5 ridiculous reasons for televangelists like Copeland and Duplantis to own a private jet.

1. To speak with the Lord: “That’s why we’re on that airplane,” DuPlantis declares. “We can talk to God.”

2.So people don’t think you’re batsh*t crazy: Face it, if you suddenly jump up while waving your hands and praising the Lord in coach, the pilot may be forced to land the plane and have you taken away. But in a private jet, no one can hear you scream.

3. To avoid being trapped in a long, metal tube full of doped-up demons: Copeland insists a faith leader needs a private jet because flying in a “long tube” with demons from “this dope-filled world” is deadly and is “agitating” to the spirit. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

4. Because you “can’t get there without this’: The world’s in such bad shape, and — OH! — the horrible “mess that these airlines are in today.”  That’s why “we’ve got to have this.” Maybe the world would be in a better state if these swindlers’ “churches” had to pay taxes like the rest of us.

5.. To keep praising the Lord: Without a private jet, Ken Copeland swears “I would have to stop — — I’m being very conservative — at least 75 to 80, more like 90 percent of what we’re doing. Because you can’t get there from here.”

Find the video.. grin
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by donjazet(m): 7:39pm On Oct 07, 2017
DarkRebel69:
This is nothing but an overt mockery of people who have died in airplane crashes. This is also a derision of their relatives, family members and friends who bereaved them in the aftermath of that agonising moment.

Those children who died in the Sosoliso air-crash were more innocent than this charlatan. It's unarguable – they were prepubescent children. Did Oyedepo's "God" not think them worthy of salvation?

To the rational and observant mind, it is evident that the universe is governed largely by chance. It is like a lawcourt where victory is awarded not based on how logically sound the arguments are, but on the stochastic roll of an impersonal dice. There is no conscious intelligence behind the universe. And even if there were–as some intricacies of Nature seem to suggest–then we can with infallible precision tell that this intelligence is highly unemotional and dispassionate i.e. it is not Santa Claus who rewards those who have been good; neither does it allot comeuppance to those who have been bad. It just doesn't care.

Since the universe is ruled by chance (and sometimes by the laws of cause-and-effect), people like Adolf Hitler–who's the stereotypical bad guy–may live up to a hundred years, be insensibly wealthy, and live a perfectly healthy life; whilst people like Mahatma Ghandi–stereotypical goody-two-shoes–may live a relatively short life, suffer a nagging tuberculosis for many years, and then die painfully by crucifixion. The point is, the universe is not fair and since neccessity is the mother of all inventions, then it's no wonder that we, humans, so as not to feel completely helpless to the Universe's irrational vagaries and also in an act of defiant rebelllion against her illogicalities have dreamt up a protective "overman" (as Nietzsche would say), an epitome of fairness, and an entity which would help in lending some rigid order to the Universe's entropy. To take it a step further, these entities of divinity which our artistic minds have dreamt up have from years of indoctrination successfully wormed themselves into the seat of our collective consciousness so that we are unable to clearly distinguish between our "mental creations" and observable reality. This is my theory of the whole thing.

Frankly–and I say this with the gusto of one who in a distant lifetime ago once cut the quintessential religious figure–anyone who invests indiscriminate belief in a "God" or holds any religion to be as absolute as the law of gravity, ought to be treated for mental illness. Religion–when it's not tempered–is a mental disorder.

God(s) is only an "idea"–favourable sometimes (when it's used to fight social injustice and generally to better humanity), and unfavourable sometimes (when it's used to justify pogroms and terrorism, and when it antagonises rationalism, thereby stunting progress).
...

Pastor Oyedepoo should be ashamed of himself. And, what is this crude nonsense? Pastors junketing about in private jets, eating the costiest meals, wearing the most fashionable and expensive dresses, living in majestic castles and all that bourgeious luxury. None of these is bad per se, but when it's done by conning the poor masses–who are mostly ignorant and gullible, and who more oft than not prefer to be ignorant and gullible–then it becomes a problem.
I am willing to tolerate religion in so far it's geared towards selfless humanitarianism (the exploits of Mother Theresa and the likes), but when it becomes a rip-off, a racketeer–which is pretty much what obtains today–then it becomes a thorn in the flesh of the rational mind and the society which wishes to progress.


You just blew my mind away. kiss Wonderful!! Just wonderful , brilliantly articulated and very coherent and objective.

The world is full of gullible people, not of their own making anyway, as you said, we've been indoctrinated for eons, but I sincerely believe that in coming decades, with the advent and upward trajectory of science and technological developments, these superstions and gullibility of the people will whittle down steadily.

Thanks for this brilliantly worded verbose.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by MadCow1: 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2017
Honour2:
What are you talking about. You believe the human being that manufactured the jet but you do not believe the all knowing, all powerful and ever faithful God who created the manufacturers of the jet.You believe what they said about their product but do not believe the ability of the one that created them to rescue. Sad.

You can prove the existence of this creator you speak of Sir so why do you keep on yapping about him?

Show us a proof.. Like a Picture, drivers license, Video, Is he White or Black or Hispanic or Asian or Pigmy, what accent does he speak with.. Real proof. Until then, please allow us rest.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by mykh01(m): 7:41pm On Oct 07, 2017
MadCow1:


Again with the shuffle.. This is why you Theists need to quit trying.

Everytime Theists are asked to prove the existence of their God, they always look for other indirect means of answering the question or trying to answer a question with a question or go off on some philosophical bullshit that still ends up not PROVING the existence of their God.

On this thread alone, You have asked "Do you have a Mind?" in trying to prove the existence of a God. Some guy used "Can you create Air" another one said "Can you create water?", and it just goes on and on.. I have been through them all; "Do you dream?", e.t.c, e.t.c...... grin grin

If you enter your Bank and Ask your teller for proof of statement of account and he starts telling you about Neon signs outside, you know there is a problem. THERE IS NO TANGIBLE PROOF THAT A GOD EXISTS... Simple and Short. The fact that you do not understand certain aspects of life dubbed mysteries does not mean you should take the most comfortable and may I say lazy route of attributing it to the existence of a Supreme being. Once upon a time, Malaria was considered a curse from the Gods. Swarming Locusts and grasshoppers were considered Gods punishment.. No Rains mean the Gods needed human and animal sacrifices to appease them cos rains were a blessing from God. The Rainbow was a sign from God until we realised it wasn't. grin

So I repeat, if you KNOW and you are SURE that a God exists, why do you need to BELIEVE? grin

Sir, I must confess, you are extremely intelligent. Am a philosophy student, so i understand d point u are driving home. Am on my way home now, i will come up with some argument for you to defend ur atheism.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by jarx: 7:56pm On Oct 07, 2017
hia. fear fear. ur plane dey gallop and ur heart dey skip beats. it's normal na.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Nobody: 8:00pm On Oct 07, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Oga that your Gulfstream G550 jet is the epitome of safety and technology when it comes to civil aviation aircraft, dem never born the turbulence wey go fit bring G550 down so stop over exaggerating.. there are 500 G55O in currently in service and non has ever crashed so stop making it look like your presence on board saved the jet No it was purely superior aviation technology of the G550 at work
Is the plane crash proof.......if your answer is no,you should take back your word afterall you were not there with them in the plane
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:05pm On Oct 07, 2017
ENDTIMEgist:


Very insightful Sir, again perhaps heaven is just another story.
That's not even my concern here. My concern is how we agree and understand any concept. Do some of these people really understand what they are into?
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:07pm On Oct 07, 2017
Habyz:

Not everyone is going to make heaven besides dying has never been a pleasant thing for a living organism. No one wants to go even if it were through euthanasia, not even YOU.
It depends. I think our faith in anything, if it is actually real, should be as strong as the faith exhibited by suicide bombers. Fear shows that probably we don't know what we are doing or don't fully grasp it. Am I wrong?
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


what happened to you? you're talking like a skeptic
Skeptic? Skepticism is not the issue here but pragmatism.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by hopefulLandlord: 8:13pm On Oct 07, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Skeptic? Skepticism is not the issue here but pragmatism.

fair enough, it just felt strange seeing it from you
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:16pm On Oct 07, 2017
showafrica:


U just confused 80% of nigerians. However, truth is the process of passing through is painful just like birth but there is joy after all.
Joy? I don't really know if enlightenment gives us joy. It doesn't give me any joy in some sense. When you shed away illogical thoughts and see the corruption of the being and earth for what they truly are, I don't think you'd be sane or morally upright to have a sense of joy. E.g. How can you rejoice when you know things like Cancer and AIDS already have cures but the corrupt world is hiding it from us? Or when you see that people are being controlled and don't know it? I don't think it is joy. All these culminates in that first thought. I mean, the world is not just. It is run by terrible people who control the good ones. So what sense can one find in feeling happy you missed an escape? You feel me?
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Honour2: 8:17pm On Oct 07, 2017
The same way you have the right to keep shouting in our ears that God does not exist is the same way I am allowed to shout it on the mountain top that the God of Israel is alive and he rules in the affairs of men.It is irrelevant if you agree or not. So you sir, should stop trying hard because your opinion does not change him or his existence.Before and after he remains who he is.I see you are actually trying to convince yourself that God does not exist and I am not going to get into an argument with you. Keep looking for proofs,believe what you will and don't bother quoting me.What an arrogant generation of men. kisss
MadCow1:


You can prove the existence of this creator you speak of Sir so why do you keep on yapping about him?

Show us a proof.. Like a Picture, drivers license, Video, Is he White or Black or Hispanic or Asian or Pigmy, what accent does he speak with.. Real proof. Until then, please allow us rest.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by profbayo: 8:17pm On Oct 07, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Oga that your Gulfstream G550 jet is the epitome of safety and technology when it comes to civil aviation aircraft, dem never born the turbulence wey go fit bring G550 down so stop over exaggerating.. there are 500 G55O in currently in service and non has ever crashed so stop making it look like your presence on board saved the jet No it was purely superior aviation technology of the G550 at work
chai .... sense fall on you
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:17pm On Oct 07, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


fair enough, it just felt strange seeing it from you
Lol. Seems you are confusing me with some other person. My thoughts are without limits. Nothing is too holy, too spiritual, too intellectual, too esoteric to be questioned.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by hopefulLandlord: 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Seems you are confusing me with some other person. My thoughts are without limits. Nothing is too holy, too spiritual, too intellectual, too esoteric to be questioned.

weren't you the one that was arguing with me in the religion section sometime ago?

if yes, then I'm not confusing you, unless you're also questioning skepticism
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by hopefulLandlord: 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Seems you are confusing me with some other person. My thoughts are without limits. Nothing is too holy, too spiritual, too intellectual, too esoteric to be questioned.

weren't you the one that was arguing with me in the religion section sometime ago?

if yes, then I'm not confusing you, unless you also questioning skepticism
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by akintom(m): 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2017
CeterisXVII:

Guy, it was God that saved him. This was the same way they said the Titanic was unsinkable years ago. What happened at the end of the day?
It's obvious that Yahweh was asleep and snoring, when pastor Bimbo and Munroe perished in aircraft accident.

Another name of Bishop Oyedepo, is Bishop of manipulation.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Daeylar(f): 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2017
MadCow1:


grin Kenneth Copeland and Duplantis are not learners o!! Na den even teach Oyedepo den work because to loot Oyinbo people hard pass to loot Africans. grin

And I kid you not.. The video is online. If you listen to those Men talk about their Private Jet and why they need it, you may never put a single Kobo in the collection box ever again. grin

Key parts from the video..



Find the video.. grin

I'm shook, see reasons, carefully explained, making sense in a "how can a human being say this kind of nonsense with such boldness" way

Damn, see logical reasons, if I heard that live I would have been flabbergasted,

Lol, I will go watch the video,
I want to learn how to say bullßhīt with all seriousness, lol,
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by donjazet(m): 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2017
Seun Osewa, please these kind of threads constantly needs to be on front page to help reduce the level of gullibility of the masses.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Lomprico2: 8:28pm On Oct 07, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:


Who be Christian ?? Your dirty father ??

Fucck religion, fucck, God, Fucck Jesus, Fucck Allah and fucck Christianity

Quote me again and you will be dead

Oh yeah! Another deluded one!
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by Nobody: 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:

Dummy, Your non existent imaginary God didn't save you from planecrash, the sophisticated technology in your Gulfstream Jet did

He saved you from planecrash but allows the rest of his children die of cancer and other diseases here on earth because you're so special ??

I bet that same God was sitting up in the clouds in his Mansion watching 60 of his beloved children get slaughtered last week in Las Vegas

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind
doomed atheist.
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by olaolutreasure(m): 9:04pm On Oct 07, 2017
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Sapiosexuality:
I don't understand some of these things. I mean, if heaven is so lovely and wonderful why should we, children of God I mean, rejoice when we survive an accident that deprived us of that wonderful place? Shouldn't we be angry and mourn our loss instead? I need an explanation.
It's wrong to go Heaven without fulfilling your purpose down here
Re: God Saved Oyedepo From Plane Crash by CeterisXVII: 9:21pm On Oct 07, 2017
akintom:
It's obvious that Yahweh was asleep and snoring, when pastor Bimbo and Munroe perished in aircraft accident.

Another name of Bishop Oyedepo, is Bishop of manipulation.
May God forgive you and give you understanding in Jesus name.

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