A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company.One day, the Dingo started chasing butterflies and before long, he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dingo thinks, "Geez, I'm in deep poo now!"He noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dingo exclaims loudly, "Bugger me dead,that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around there?"Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees."Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dingo nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dingo sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,"Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving Aussie canine."Now the dingo sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "Struth, what am I going to do now?" But instead of running,the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and just when they get close enough to hear,the dingo says,"Where the bloody hell's that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
MORAL: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!

or what do u think??

hahaha
the dingo is very wise o
nice one @dm

Dt was one smart DINGO. Ope d BINGOS can learn from dis.

Very Very Smart

The Dingo is reli smart. Always talked himself out of trouble.

hmmm great joke there

a dingo will always be a dingo! and a bingo will always be a billly

i love this joke