Last week Friday, Jude, a resident of Anthony Village was drunk to the point that he forgot his Toyota Camry 2010 Model at a beer parlour only to wake up around 03:30 a.m. Saturday morning to misinform the police that his car had been stolen from where it was parked at his residence.

The police in investigating the theft sent detectives out to the area.

Investigations revealed that no vehicle entered nor exited the enclosure, where the vehicle was allegedly stolen.

Close investigation into the life style of the complainant revealed that he is a drunkard.

This lead prompted police officers to visit the beer parlour where the complainant was alleged to have rendezvoused a night before.

The car was at 8:08 a.m. recovered few meters away from the beer parlour with every part of the vehicle intact.

He was detained briefly and counselled before he was allowed to go.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/drunken-man-held-for-false-vehicle-theft.html

Shayo na bastard

This reminds me of one elderly couple in my hometown many years ago.

They both loved alcohol to the extent that one day the wife in a drunken state took her sewing machine and dumped it in the river and later accused the husband of giving same machine to his mistress.

The incident that shocked us the most was the day they got so much lost in the bottle and got into a fight. The wife grabbed her husband balls and started squeezing and his shouts and lamentation attracted almost everyone. Despite series of pleading from people she refused to let go and for hours she kept squeezing and dragging the man about before she finally let go.

That singular disgraceful incident made the man to moderate his drinking habit.

wine is a MOCKER

VERILY I SAY....... WINE (ALCOHOL) IS A MOCKER AND A MOCKERY

lol

Osas my friend left me and babe jn the car to get sharwamah. After guzzling 4 calo rosie and 1 henessy. He came out and was standing in front of his car and was calling me saying. "Where u go again na" ....i was like i dey car na see u for front of motto...he was like i nor see una na. Babe now rolled down and shouted Osas.....see hs here....
He was like holy Bleep...i don forget say na this car we carry. Shayo na bastard!!!
The one wey fear me pass na he chop en sharwamah finish...con dey find where e keep am, thinking say he leave am for car...na then i give up finally. I miss 9ja sha

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shayo Na bastard

CastedDude:
Last week Friday, Jude, a resident of Anthony Village was drunk to the point that he forgot his Toyota Camry 2010 Model at a beer parlour only to wake up around 03:30 a.m. Saturday morning to misinform the police that his car had been stolen from where it was parked at his residence.

The police in investigating the theft sent detectives out to the area.

Investigations revealed that no vehicle entered nor exited the enclosure, where the vehicle was allegedly stolen.

Close investigation into the life style of the complainant revealed that he is a drunkard.

This lead prompted police officers to visit the beer parlour where the complainant was alleged to have rendezvoused a night before.

The car was at 8:08 a.m. recovered few meters away from the beer parlour with every part of the vehicle intact.

He was detained briefly and counselled before he was allowed to go.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/drunken-man-held-for-false-vehicle-theft.html

he supposed to be arrested for even trying to drive when he knows he was stupidly drunk

in sane countries you would call a cab or call someone to drive you home

we should be greatful he didnt kill anyone on the road

Na him go hear ham wo

What can I say, shayo na basterd.

Whom the village people want to catch they first made drunk

Shayo

When you drink to the extent of telling your wife "seems your face looks familiar"

hmm.. shayo no good.. thank God now.. i remembered going for an outing with my gf now wife... took bottles of beer and other mixtures.. we set out to go home and we sat separately inside d bus taking us home... after 15 mins, i started talking thinking my babe was sitting beside of me... i talked and talked for like 5 mins until i huged the madam thinking it was babe.... it was after her reaction that the image of my babe appeared to me clear from where she sat. part 2 was wen okada carried me pass the bustop same night to a bus stop i have neva bn to in my entire life... the okada man said that was where i mentioned to him...
I paid times 3 of initial okada price dat nite

Just like a friend that drank and started looking for his car in a gutter.

Come and comment on this thread food thread

https://www.nairaland.com/4104935/general-market-food-price-weekly

He must be single, I guess

Thank God o....

Remembering his car would have meant forgetting his life

God forbid something happened to him now people would probably blame his friends...

What happen wen ur village people is at work

shayo Na bastard

TheFreeOne:
Shayo na bastard

This reminds me of one elderly couple in my hometown many years ago.

They both loved alcohol to the extent that one day the wife in a drunken state took her sewing machine and dumped it in the river and later accused the husband of giving same machine to his mistress.

The incident that shocked us the most was the day they got so much lost in the bottle and got into a fight. The wife grabbed her husband balls and started squeezing and his shouts and lamentation attracted almost everyone. Despite series of pleading from people she refused to let go and for hours she kept squeezing and dragging the man about before finally letting.

That singular disgraceful incident made the man to moderate his drinking habit.

see as i just dey look your lie

My friend got drunk on Christmas day and paid the bike man #1000 instead of #150, he said he paid the #1000 for himself and his shoes. Shayo na bastard

Shayo na bastar.... Quote me if am wrong..

TheFreeOne:


Shayo na bastard

This reminds me of one elderly couple in my hometown many years ago.

They both loved alcohol to the extent that one day the wife in a drunken state took her sewing machine and dumped it in the river and later accused the husband of giving same machine to his mistress.

The incident that shocked us the most was the day they got so much lost in the bottle and got into a fight. The wife grabbed her husband balls and started squeezing and his shouts and lamentation attracted almost everyone. Despite series of pleading from people she refused to let go and for hours she kept squeezing and dragging the man about before finally letting.

That singular disgraceful incident made the man to moderate his drinking habit.

Nah!!!! Shayo na Balance Diet

You can go and confarm it . shayo nah bastard

Would have been better if he entered the back seat and shouted that his steering wheel has been stolen.

Why most someone even drink Alcohol in the first place?

When you it rob you of time, money, honour, dignity, is sinful, is slavery.

samzzycash:
see as i just dey look your lie

Bro it's a true story. I saw it live.

checkolatunji:


Nah!!!! Shayo na Balance Diet

Really. Don't worry we won't fight. Just pass me the bottle