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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by whyteone: 10:28am On Nov 04, 2017
BlowJobs:
contrary to popular belief say Oyibo no strong say na who dey chop beans stong. Na lie o,I give one guy tackle. My leg still dey pain me. Him bone strong pass anything. chai. and some of them sabi play o. Dem dey play amateur Non competitive league d guy wey fat for that field dey throw correct passes. And this girl dey play too, Na my team she dey, She be like Fabregas d wey she dey throw pass.
could the girl be by any chance our mysterious 'lady k'?
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 1:09pm On Nov 04, 2017
ladylco:


I agree with Lady K jare, you can still get a newer model of car with low mileage that is not that expensive or at about the same amount yet not on dealership, bros try make your research well.

Except you want me to buy Hyundai Elantra. That is the cheapest 2017 car i know. However, you need to consider the 2nd hand value of a car. not how cheap (and fancy) it is. I haven't seen an Elantra with good 2nd hand value.

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Shine1177: 1:16pm On Nov 04, 2017
Nice thread..
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 1:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
whyteone:
could the girl be by any chance our mysterious 'lady k'?


grin grin grin. Lady K isn't into sports (except if you count running as a sport). The closest She is is supporting the Patriots team. Her specialty is in board games, puzzles and word play (scrabble, chess, checkers, monopoly, skipbo, Trivials etc).

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 1:59pm On Nov 04, 2017
tolumartins:
Good Day...

Pls what forum can I follow in order to link up with someone who can help get a Job with B1/b2 VISA .... In Newark .. Recently Moved and trying to Settle in........ om

Update. This is an example of the advert you would look for before sorting yourself out.

NB: i am still not in support of anything illegal on a B1/B2. just helping you out with ideas.

Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by rapheeky(m): 2:06pm On Nov 04, 2017
Is lady k white?

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by error4040: 2:10pm On Nov 04, 2017
@BJ heard the football game meet up do cost some money
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by whyteone: 2:22pm On Nov 04, 2017
BlowJobs:



grin grin grin. Lady K isn't into sports (except if you count running as a sport). The closest She is is supporting the Patriots team. Her specialty is in board games, puzzles and word play (scrabble, chess, checkers, monopoly, skipbo, Trivials etc).
I'm beginning to get a sense of the kinda girl our 'lady k' might be.She is a bookie,right?

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:58pm On Nov 04, 2017
rapheeky:
Is lady k white?

yes. White liberal country girl grin. who dislike rap (except 50cent and snoop and Macklemore) but like RnB (the good oldies). Her favorite musics presently are Afrobeat courtesy of your boi grin (favorite song Mama by Mayorkun grin)

(thunder fire the person, wey say i no go love you.) grin grin

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:02pm On Nov 04, 2017
error4040:
@BJ heard the football game meet up do cost some money

Yes it does

Some places pay 5$- 15$ to play

The one i currently go to is Free but we always have lots of canceled games. I spoke with the organizer, He said he will add me to the indoor play for winter. He told me it is 10$ to play.

Oh, and the amateur Non competitive league contribute money (at the start of the league i think) to play

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by error4040: 3:17pm On Nov 04, 2017
BlowJobs:


yes. White liberal country girl grin. who dislike rap (except 50cent and snoop and Macklemore) but like RnB (the good oldies). Her favorite musics presently are Afrobeat courtesy of your boi grin (favorite song Mama by Mayorkun grin)

(thunder fire the person, wey say i no go love you.) grin grin
how do she cope with pidgin english

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:20pm On Nov 04, 2017
whyteone:
I'm beginning to get a sense of the kinda girl our 'lady k' might be.She is a bookie,right?

kind of. She is a better "reader" than i am. She doesn't wait to get things done. Remember the immigration forms from USCIS, she filled it out the next day. She called my dad for some family information when i wasn't replying her text.

She always wants to do things as quick as possible. She reads a novel while i play FIFA grin. When she sleeps, i have learned not to wake her up. She gets really angry/grumpy if her sleep gets disrupted.

I am a laid back person, if it doesn't involve school or grade or employment or work, i take my time to do it. if you have lived in the Caribbean for a while you will easily be laid back, "No rush" kind of person grin

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by whyteone: 3:41pm On Nov 04, 2017
BlowJobs:


kind of. She is a better "reader" than i am. She doesn't wait to get things done. Remember the immigration forms from USCIS, she filled it out the next day. She called my dad for some family information when i wasn't replying her text.

She always wants to do things as quick as possible. She reads a novel while i play FIFA grin. When she sleeps, i have learned not to wake her up. She gets really angry/grumpy if her sleep gets disrupted.

I am a laid back person, if it doesn't involve school or grade or employment or work, i take my time to do it. if you have lived in the Caribbean for a while you will easily be laid back, "No rush" kind of person grin
Hmm......i can relate.I have a lady K kind of woman in my life.Mine displays the traits of a classic home maker with an articulate mind.Ladies like that have deep understanding of issues in a way the average girl doesn't.If you let them,they 'll run your life and do a damn good job.Regards to your Lady K.Tell her I'm a fan.

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by mcvities(m): 4:01pm On Nov 04, 2017
mcvities:
For a professional (A Licensed Pharmacist in Nigeria) who is already working. Can there be any form of vacation Job or Paid internship one can just come over to do, make some money and come back to continue his job. If there is, how can one access them and what are the possibilities of getting a Visa? Not planning to relocate there permanently, just to go, work, make some money and come back to Nigeria.

You didn't answer this, please, I need an answer.
A Toyota Corolla that people cherish so much in Nigeria is what you referring to as Jalopy. Meanwhile how much did you buy it over there?

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by princehood5: 6:40pm On Nov 04, 2017
Sup blowjobs.... Wana ask, when you done getting ur green card, any plan of going bk to sch in order to get a better job.. Real good paychecks
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:40pm On Nov 04, 2017
mcvities:


You didn't answer this, please, I need an answer.
A Toyota Corolla that people cherish so much in Nigeria is what you referring to as Jalopy. Meanwhile how much did you buy it over there?

I am looking into your question. The answer is Yes. However, i need to be sure. give me some time

lol, Na my Jalopy o grin. bought it for 2,100$ at 240Kmiles it cost me extra 650$ to pass inspection. Seller lied to me. Won't have bought it. small small people for here dey use beta car. grin grin
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:43pm On Nov 04, 2017
princehood5:
Sup blowjobs.... Wana ask, when you done getting ur green card, any plan of going bk to sch in order to get a better job.. Real good paychecks

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact, i already submitted 2 admissions. and looking into getting a better job already. una think say na "hustle" i go do all through and flip burger? Thunder fire devil!!! grin grin grin. It is something you do to get on your feet. don't get me wrong. it pays okay and saves you money but the crazy hours you work, if and when you have kids, it means you will not be seeing your kids at all.

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by braginton60: 4:18am On Nov 05, 2017
BlowJobs:
Guys, I have been busy.

I picked up 3 days shift in another restaurant. (Around 280 per week). A friend of mine has another friend that wants to sell her car. (around 10,000$). It is a 2013 Prius currently at 64000Miles. So i am saving up to buy her car in February. I am tired of my Jallopy. I am saving up to buy a better fancier Jallopy. Mine has a mileage of over 260k. E don dey show for him bodi

Seems cars are cheaper down here. I saw a toyota 2013 78,000miles for 6k. Prius is a good car though,probably hybrid. I believe you could get a good car less than 10k if you keep searching. I noticed Used Toyota corolla sells real fast down here.

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by whyteone: 12:13pm On Nov 05, 2017
BlowJobs:


YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact, i already submitted 2 admissions. and looking into getting a better job already. una think say na "hustle" i go do all through and flip burger? Thunder fire devil!!! grin grin grin. It is something you do to get on your feet. don't get me wrong. it pays okay and saves you money but the crazy hours you work, if and when you have kids, it means you will not be seeing your kids at all.
bro,I need to pick your brains on investment opportunities in the US.Can one buy a house in the US(say a two bedroom house)and earn money from rent?
1.How much does a 2 bedroom house go for in your neighborhood(purchase price)
2.How much is down payment
3.How much is monthly mortgage payment
4.How much can one rent it out for.

Awaiting your response
Thanks.
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Nobody: 3:15pm On Nov 05, 2017
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name.... undecided
Question for u:
Do u really love her?
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 05, 2017
MsNgo40:
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name.... undecided
Question for u:
Do u really love her?
No.. Pesin wey no get money no fit love a woman.
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by NONNYG: 4:29pm On Nov 05, 2017
MsNgo40:
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name.... undecided
Question for u:
Do u really love her?

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by bigtt76(f): 4:31pm On Nov 05, 2017
For some one with a

1. Masters degree in Computer Security (Liverpool), Professional certifications in Information Security Audit and Information Security Management and strong IT background, what and how do you suggest I get started?

2. I belong to ISACA (one of the award bodies for the certifications I hold).

3. Do you think if I get a Professional Engineer status would improve my chances of getting a job in the US? I'm currently in Nigeria?

4. What of doctorate options? How can I get placed?


BlowJobs
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by sunkieisland: 5:27pm On Nov 05, 2017
wunmi590:



Can you imagine, you are unable to attend your job interview and you called to ne reschedule, and you were given new date which is Friday immediately.

If it were to be Nigeria, to even pick up your phone to call the HR or test the HR for interview reschedule would be hell, and even if you summon the courage, you would not receive feedback from them.

I have sent mail to alot of coy rescheduling my interview, but they would read your mail and phone messages, but they won't even attend to you.

I think Nigerian coy HR have a long way to go, majority of them are too lazy, I don't know what is their work, if not to interview candidate.


God bless you Mouth Gig, and I wish you success in everything you lay your hands on.


Keep dishing us this sweet stories, that is making our days, am sure alot of us are learning one or two things.

As I was quoting this post, it related your MouthGig translation of the OP moniker as BEEjAY

I laughed really hard.

BTW OP BEEjAY

I stumbled on this thread this afternoon and I've been really motivated by your story.

I intend to relocate my family to the US (wife and 1 son)

Kindly advice the best course of action.

This thread is the Bomb!!!
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Nobody: 6:27pm On Nov 05, 2017
[quote author=NONNYG post=62099656][/quote]

Are u the writer of this piece?
If not, then please ignore my question.
It was directed to him....
I really don't expect u to understand my brother.
Thanks

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Nobody: 10:39pm On Nov 05, 2017
DVD lottery.. Lol
sunkieisland:


As I was quoting this post, it related your MouthGig translation of the OP moniker as BEEjAY

I laughed really hard.

BTW OP BEEjAY

I stumbled on this thread this afternoon and I've been really motivated by your story.

I intend to relocate my family to the US (wife and 1 son)

Kindly advice the best course of action.

This thread is the Bomb!!!
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by signature2012(m): 11:03pm On Nov 05, 2017
bigtt76:
For some one with a

1. Masters degree in Computer Security (Liverpool), Professional certifications in Information Security Audit and Information Security Management and strong IT background, what and how do you suggest I get started?

2. I belong to ISACA (one of the award bodies for the certifications I hold).

3. Do you think if I get a Professional Engineer status would improve my chances of getting a job in the US? I'm currently in Nigeria?

4. [b]What of doctorate options[/b]How can I get placed


Best option @bolded!

Below is a thread you can read to get more info on the necessay step to take.
https://www.nairaland.com/3905661/general-u.s.a-student-visa-enquiries-part
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Bossman(m): 11:49pm On Nov 05, 2017
With those qualifications,You have very good prospects here in the USA. I am in IT myself, however on the application development side. I have responded to several IT related threads similar to what you are asking. You can check my profile to get more information.

bigtt76:
For some one with a

1. Masters degree in Computer Security (Liverpool), Professional certifications in Information Security Audit and Information Security Management and strong IT background, what and how do you suggest I get started?

2. I belong to ISACA (one of the award bodies for the certifications I hold).

3. Do you think if I get a Professional Engineer status would improve my chances of getting a job in the US? I'm currently in Nigeria?

4. What of doctorate options? How can I get placed?


Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by TheManOfTheYear: 12:15am On Nov 06, 2017
BlowJobs:
*Adjustment of Status* Update.

The forms lady K ordered (FREE OF CHARGE) from United States Citizen and Immigration Services (USCIS) website came in Few minutes ago


Forms I-130/I-130A (and instruction forms)
Form I-765
Form I-864P
Form I-485
Form I-693
Form I-864

These forms looks like lots of paper works. So much forms. I hate paperworks, they make me dizzy and confuse. But i really can't complain right now.
Once we start filling out the information, this thread will go full scale into the adjustment of status Via marriage to a USC proper. Till then, just enjoy my "rants" and pictures.
sorry to ask bro.
Have you married LadyK already?
Or you guys are still planning on walking down the aisle
Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by TheManOfTheYear: 12:39am On Nov 06, 2017
MsNgo40:
BlowJobs,
Ummm...interesting name.... undecided
Question for u:
Do u really love her?
undecided

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Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by bigtt76(f): 6:38am On Nov 06, 2017
Thanks dearie ...I will check it out now. Blessed day ahead.

Bossman:
With those qualifications,You have very good prospects here in the USA. I am in IT myself, however on the application development side. I have responded to several IT related threads similar to what you are asking. You can check my profile to get more information.

Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by bigtt76(f): 6:38am On Nov 06, 2017
Thanks and I will look at the thread now. Blessed day ahead.


signature2012:


Best option @bolded!

Below is a thread you can read to get more info on the necessay step to take.
https://www.nairaland.com/3905661/general-u.s.a-student-visa-enquiries-part

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