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Re: Buy One Get One Free by Dyt(f): 12:08pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dikele u no get sense,oboo
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 12:08pm On Apr 05, 2010
Jossy jossy how many times i call yo name.
Dyt is my wife and na only me dey chop her juicy thing.
Why u come dey call am ashawo now u dey maddd?
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:09pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dyt:

Dikele u no get sense,oboo

Erm. . . why you come dey jealous am now? undecided undecided undecided
Mchew, make you and Stupido go siddon for one place abeg shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Buy One Get One Free by Dyt(f): 12:14pm On Apr 05, 2010
Tanimz did u jst say jealous? Me jealous a thin k legged mumu shit,kai. He no even fit stand my darlings boxers. *spits*
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:17pm On Apr 05, 2010
Yes, I just said jealous, and that is exactly what you are feeling towards my Dikele.
Point of correction, it is Stupido that has k- leg, why you come they pour all of Stupido's fault on my husband na? Na me say make Stupido no get straight and fine legs?  undecided undecided
As for your "darling's" boxers, my husband is straight, so he has no business looking at Stupido's underwear.
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 12:22pm On Apr 05, 2010
I'm an international recognised hard core nigg.
I dont roll with mommy's pet but matured minds.

Tanimz na fuckup to me if i cum down to yo level so go roll with that janitor (dickson)
Re: Buy One Get One Free by D1KeleVra(m): 12:23pm On Apr 05, 2010
@Tanimz
thnx angel eyes for having my back. . . they don't move us
wink

studio43:

I'm an international recognised hard core nigg.
I dont roll with mommy's pet but matured minds.

Tanimz na fuckup to me if i come down to yo level so go roll with that janitor (dickson)

e be like say slap dey hungry u. . .
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:25pm On Apr 05, 2010
studio43:

I'm an international recognised hard core nigg.
I dont roll with mommy's pet but matured minds.

Tanimz na fuckup to me if i come down to yo level so go roll with that janitor (dickson)

Don't jealous us  cool cool cool
You no say we big pass you, why you come dey form?
My friend, be yourself, there's no better feeling in this world than to be one's self  cool cool cool

D1KeleVra:

@Tanimz
thnx angel eyes for having my back. . . they don't move us
wink


No problem kiss kiss
Re: Buy One Get One Free by D1KeleVra(m): 12:26pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dyt:

Tanimz did u jst say jealous? Me jealous a thin k legged mumu poo,kai. He no even fit stand my darlings boxers. *spits*

why u spittin in public? u no gree leave that market woman behaviour on top the money wey i don sow into ya useless marriage?? undecided
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:28pm On Apr 05, 2010
^^ I thought Stupido said he'ld return the money?
Re: Buy One Get One Free by Dyt(f): 12:31pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dese ppl really wanna b lyk us,i admire ur courage thou, darling where did we stop?
Re: Buy One Get One Free by D1KeleVra(m): 12:32pm On Apr 05, 2010
tanimz:

^^ I thought Stupido said he'ld return the money?

He said so. . . but u can't take that mans word seriously. . . the money was just lying around in my swiss account. . . so i said what the hell. another man is in dire need of some of my change smiley
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:33pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dyt:

Dese ppl really wanna b lyk us,i admire your courage thou, darling where did we stop?

Dikele, are seeing what Im sawing?  grin grin grin
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:34pm On Apr 05, 2010
D1KeleVra:

He said so. . . but u can't take that mans word seriously. . . the money was just lying around in my swiss account. . . so i said what the hell. another man is in dire need of some of my change smiley

Dont mind the ingrate, and this is how he pays you in return.
Keep doing your good work jare, dont let him bother you. smiley smiley smiley
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 12:35pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dikele hungry monk like u.
See as your shoe dey beg for retirement.
Ode wey no get work and no babe go look dat yo fuckface till u do some to that dangling piece of decoration between your short tiny legs.
Chimp.
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:37pm On Apr 05, 2010
studio43:

Dikele hungry monk like u.
See as your shoe dey beg for retirement.
Ode wey no get work and no babe go look dat yo fuckface till u do some to that dangling piece of decoration between your short tiny legs.
Chimp.

See how human beings are? You do something for them and this is how they pay you back angry angry angry
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 12:41pm On Apr 05, 2010
Do something for yourself i dont need a pin from you.
My dyt is rich
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:43pm On Apr 05, 2010
^^ I talk am say you be woman- wrapper  grin grin
See this mgbeke ohh. . . mchew  angry angry
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 12:50pm On Apr 05, 2010
Thank you jealousy.
Go hit your head for the back of my Golf4 car cuz i no look your side.
Ewu!
Re: Buy One Get One Free by Dyt(f): 12:54pm On Apr 05, 2010
Tanimz no jst cm back ere wit dat ur horrible face,no cm scare my babies o,aje
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 12:57pm On Apr 05, 2010
Dyt:

Tanimz no jst cm back ere wit dat your horrible face,no cm scare my babies o,aje

If I get horrible face, which one you get, cos it seems like you're face is lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealedundecided undecided undecided

studio43:

Thank you jealousy.
Go hit your head for the back of my Golf4 car cuz i no look your side.
Ewu!

Annuofia, you don't need to brag about your '82 beetle model. No one cares  undecided undecided
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 12:57pm On Apr 05, 2010
Thats my baby,
I love u dyt
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 1:01pm On Apr 05, 2010
Tanins,
U no get word to talk your chimp husband don go chop unripe Banana.
I wan pea. Clear
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 1:02pm On Apr 05, 2010
studio43:

Tanins,
U no get word to talk your chimp husband don go chop unripe Banana.
I wan pea. Clear

To God who made me, I cannot make heads or tails from your reply.
Stop with the hating, it wont lead you anywhere. undecided undecided undecided
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 1:10pm On Apr 05, 2010
U see why i said u dont have anything to say anymore?

Walahi,
u are the one hating probably cuz im in love with dyt.

Say whatever u like i seriously do not care
Re: Buy One Get One Free by tanimz(f): 1:14pm On Apr 05, 2010
studio43:

U see why i said u dont have anything to say anymore?

Walahi,
u are the one hating probably cuz im in love with dyt.

Say whatever u like i seriously do not care

No kill me with laff abeg  grin grin grin grin grin
Me, hating cos you're in love with Dyt? O ti shi big time!! When I have my Dikele, whu would I bother myself with you two? Mchew, go and get a llife  angry angry angry
Re: Buy One Get One Free by studio43(m): 1:20pm On Apr 05, 2010
Your dikele is as dry as u are.
Running mouf but no action.
I dont roll with dry people and what they do or think of me no concern me at all.
No interest
Re: Buy One Get One Free by Ben13: 3:06pm On Apr 05, 2010
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