ScienceWatch:
This may interest you as a student of experiential reasoning. It is now 1am and I Am watching thousands of international pastors line up to attend a pastors conference and learn from TB JOSHUA. It is most valuable to learn what a global audience have to say about the same experience.

bloodofthelamb:


THE PROMISES OF CHRIST JESUS ARE LIVING AND ACTIVE TODAY, TOMORROW AND FOREVER. HALLELUYAH!

ScienceWatch:
LOL very loud !! This is a good one for Martinez19.
1Sharon, I know that you are using the nickname, Stumpy as a term of endearment. Your compassion for Martinez19 is heart warming.

One day God was handing out free limbs, there were long ques but Martinez19 became impatient and asked an Atheist amputee to hold his place in the line while he go to have a drink in a pub near-by. 4 hours later he came out of the pub mentally and spiritually intoxicated with a bottle of water in his hand, he got back to the line just as he was next to get his limb, but then he started arguing with God.

Martinez19 asked God with slurred speech to prove that he is God by turning his bottle of water into Richelieu Brandy. God remained silent. He then complained that he works long hours as a Security Guard at an institute for the disabled and criticized God for creating the world with long 24hr days. He said he will believe in God if God can change the days to more reasonable 15 hr days. God remained silent.

God remained silent.

1Sharon:


You didn't get the joke and realised that I mocked ur god..

orisa37:
All actions, interactions and movements on our feelings, thinkings and reasonings bearing in Mind that each of us has just 24 hours to execute all of the above.

ScienceWatch:
I apologize here for assuming that it was the OP's leg that was amputated. But when I read the OP it was as if he was limping while accusing.

ScienceWatch:
The title of the OP's topic should have been ; ATHEISTS ANSWER THIS ; WHAT WORK MUST BE DONE? that way Christians and Muslims can have a good laugh. It is weekend, for God sake lighten up.

butterflyl1on:


My able brother you are just a juggernaut. The force and power you wield is absolutely amazing. Your comments here have been making me laugh like crazy.

butterflyl1on:

orisa37:
Vonderous.

butterflyl1on:


My able brother you are just a juggernaut. The force and power you wield is absolutely amazing. Your comments here have been making me laugh like crazy.

Niflheim:


"It is written, "DONT THROW YOUR PEARLS OF WISDOM TO THE SWINE, THEY WILL REND IT."....................................................Is this the wisdom you were referring to? The christian wisdom?

Niflheim:
@Martinez19,

I believe the best description would be:.........................................................GULLIBLE AND SILLY FOOLS!!!

Martinez19:
You guys say faith without works is dead. Suppose I am an amputee and I prayed to God to restore my missing limb and I have great faith, what work must I do so that my faith won't be dead?

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