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Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by Olumogun: 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2010
Got this joke from a friend many years ago.

A young girl who has been under the watchful eyes of the parents got involved with the son of their family friend who also doubled as her lesson teacher. She had soft spot for the guy and b4 long they started dating. In one of the time they were making love the condom tip (cap) got broken and the semen went in straight into her system. On realizing this they started looking for how to remove the condom tip, the young man took a broom stick to do the removing, but while doing this too, the tip of the broom was broken.

Later it was discovered that the girl was pregnant and both parents where not happy. in fact the parents of the boy refute the allegation. At the ninth month when the girl was to deliver, surprisingly she gave birth to a baby boy who was wearing a cap and holding a walking stick. As soon as the parent of the girl saw the cap and the walking stick, the father of the girl sent for the parents of the boy.

on their arrival, the evidences were shown to them: that on the day they made love three things took place;
1. the seed (semen) which grew to become the baby boy
2. the condom tip which also grown to become the cap, and
3. the broom stick which has developed to become the walking stick.
Re: Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by Dyt(f): 9:34pm On Dec 17, 2010
Smh
Re: Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by Kunbee: 12:43am On Dec 18, 2010
What
Re: Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by davedozz(m): 4:20am On Dec 18, 2010
Dry!!! Im Sury!
*RUNS AWAY. . . .*
Re: Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by davedozz(m): 4:22am On Dec 18, 2010
Dry!!! Im Sury!
*RUNS AWAY. . . .*
Re: Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by Jibson999(m): 10:34am On Dec 18, 2010
lol. best joke today u try poster
Re: Evidences: The Cap And The Walking Stick by akinolasam: 1:32pm On Dec 18, 2010
@ olumogun

this is good and laughable.

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