A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got

back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked,

"How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, "

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam

started using the most horrible language, things I'd never heard

before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get

me and take me home,  Please mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so

awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,

"I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset,  Tell your

mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama, words like DUST, WASH, IRON.

hmmmn

hmmmmmmmmmm *2

good one