german007:


Hoegh Tracer

Last reported at 2010-Apr-17 16:26 UTC. Time now 2010-Apr-17 16:34 UTC.
Position N 40°56', W 071°39'.




PROGRESS. VESSEL NOT AFFECTED BY VOLCANIC FLAKES ORIGINATING FROM ICELAND.

Up to date report. I gbadun your style, german. More grease, bruv!

german007:

THE ALMIGHTY VESSEL ITSELF. HEOGH TRACER.

THE CAR IMPORTER'S PRAYER: (AUTHORED BY GERMAN007)


MAY THE CHIEF CAPTAIN NOT GET HIGH ON HIS OWN SUPPLY.


MAY THE HIGH SEAS AND TIDES STAY CALM.


MAY NO SUBMARINE OR SEA MAMMAL OVERTURN OUR VESSEL.

MAY THE MAMI WATER'S "MERMAIDS" NOT COME NEAR OUR VESSEL.

MAY NO PORT TOUTS OR PORT RATS COME NEAR OUR VESSEL.

Benniewank:


I said it;'you are too much!'. All the elements of nature will cooperate to ensure the safe arrival of your shipment!

Pls German, I'm caught between these options a) 2007 Lexus IS 250 and b) 2007 Merc C - Class. I love both, but can only afford one.

Pls which one is more reliable and easy to maintain viv-a-vis effeciency and performance? Send me cost of both including pics, so i can make a decision. Thanks Bruv!
email is bennieandproxy@gmail.com

Comrade Beeniewank,  Amen oooooh,


When we do your own shipment, Nah so we goh dey pray and fast, lol

Okay. Lovely choice of cars. Lexus IS 250 is known for its numerous features, agile handling and class-leading interior quality.

Lexus is Toyota, And Im sure you know the Bond between Nigerian Mechanics and Toyotas, 
Hence for the Lexus IS 250, Parts availablity and Technical Expertise won't be a problem,


As for the Mercedes benz,  The performance, Luxury and Comfort is Unsurpassable.  Also comes with many luxury and safety-oriented  features,  But that Luxury surely comes at a cost,  There is limited availablity of Benz mechanics in comparism to the Toyota mechanics, Parts are also more expensive compared to the Lexus.

Also one drawback the car is known for is the cramped and not very spacious backseat,


Will email you detailed quotes immediately.   

unite4real:

I have my car on this same vessel and the vessel has reached Senegal and will be hitting Ghana on May day.

Wonderful sir. Thanks for the info. Nah me and you dey pray be that. "Where two or more are gathered together, There shall my presence be"

Senegal and Ghana noh get Pirates, Nah Somalia get.

Im very eager to know what website you obtained the info from.

I sourced mine from www.sailwx.info.

May the chief captain not get high on his own supply.

PROGRESS.>>>>>>

Benniewank:


I said it;'you are too much!'. All the elements of nature will cooperate to ensure the safe arrival of your shipment!

Pls German, I'm caught between these options a) 2007 Lexus IS 250 and b) 2007 Merc C - Class. I love both, but can only afford one.

Pls which one is more reliable and easy to maintain viv-a-vis effeciency and performance? Send me cost of both including pics, so i can make a decision. Thanks Bruv!
email is bennieandproxy@gmail.com

Benniewank:


I said it;'you are too much!'. All the elements of nature will cooperate to ensure the safe arrival of your shipment!

Pls German, I'm caught between these options a) 2007 Lexus IS 250 and b) 2007 Merc C - Class. I love both, but can only afford one.

Pls which one is more reliable and easy to maintain viv-a-vis effeciency and performance? Send me cost of both including pics, so i can make a decision. Thanks Bruv!
email is bennieandproxy@gmail.com

Benniewank:

@German
My Chairman, how is the business of sourcing mind blowing cars? I'm still expecting your response on my earlier request. I do appreciate, sincerely.
Cheers, bruv!

Oga Sir.

Your quotes have been processed, You have mail.  Thou will love what thy see.    

unite4real:

do u know if the vessel had left cotonou and on its way to lagos? i have lost my contact and dont know where it is at the moment.

Chief Unite4real. The vessel has left Beninoise waters (Cotonou) and is enroute to Lagos. Provided all atmospheric and meteorological factors remain constant, Provided the Chief sailor does'nt get intoxicated, provided Mami water or sea mammals don't capture our vessel, AS LONG AS BENINOISE PIRATES DON'T ATTACK. The date of arrival is this Friday 7th May.

I know you're praying and fasting for safe arrival and so am I. Remember the Lord sayeth "Where two or more are gathered together in my name there am I in the midst of them. (MATTHEW 18: 20)

VESSEL NAME- HOEGH TRACER.

unite4real:

[size=26pt]I have got news for you. the new expected date of arrival is 6th May. that is tomorrow thursday.[/size]

Rear Admiral United4real. May you never fall. 

We are on track.

Customs clearing process underway already. 

The chief captain is on fire. He is the Michael Schumacher of the shipping world. 

unite4real:

TOMORROW WE SHALL CELEBRATE THE HOME COMING OF THE VESSEL WITH A POP OF CHAMPAGNE. THE SHIPPING AGENTS SAY WE CAN EVEN DRIVE THE CARS HOME BY TOMORROW OR NEXT IF ALL DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN FINALIZED BEFORE ARRIVAL.

THIS SAME VESSEL IS LEAVING LAGOS FOR VERA CRUZ ON THE 11TH MAY.[/color][color=#990000]

Oga Unite4real. I don't take "Moet and Chandon" "Dom Perignon" I only take the finest "Louis Roederer Cristal"

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Alhaji Umaru don die, May his soul rest perfect peace. Our captain on our vessel might take a break in honour of Alhaji.

Wetin you think?