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The Flamboyant Life Of Jesus For Mature Minds by Hier(m): 4:28pm On Dec 05, 2017
Many will say, Jesus never da da da

1. Jesus rode tear rubber donkey

Mark 11:2 And saith unto them, Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.

2. Used a strong expensive perfume

John 12:3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.

very costly

3. John 19:23 Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout.

No patches

4. Slept in first class cabin

Mark 4:38 And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish?

hinder part of the ship grin

Woooow, I want to be like Jesus grin
Re: The Flamboyant Life Of Jesus For Mature Minds by alBHAGDADI: 8:37pm On Dec 05, 2017
Hier:
Many will say, Jesus never da da da

1. Jesus rode tear rubber donkey

Mark 11:2 And saith unto them, Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.

If your pastor wants to ride a tear rubber Jeep, he shouldn't use tithe and offering money to buy it. He should just send his Ak-47-welding disciples to go and get one without money just as Jesus got that donkey without money.

Hier:

2. Used a strong expensive perfume

John 12:3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.

very costly
He didn't use an expensive perfume. Rather, an expensive perfume was used on him. But your own pastors buy expensive perfume from 10% of your income.


Hier:

3. John 19:23 Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout.
The rob was put on him by King Herod to mock him. It was never his.

Luke 23:11

New International Version
Then Herod and his soldiers ridiculed and mocked him. Dressing him in an elegant robe, they sent him back to Pilate.

Hier:

4. Slept in first class cabin

Mark 4:38 And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish?

hinder part of the ship grin

Woooow, I want to be like Jesus grin

How does sleeping in the inner part of a ship equate to owning the ship?

So, because he slept in a ship that wasn't his, today's pastors should now buy and own private jets?

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Re: The Flamboyant Life Of Jesus For Mature Minds by Willzkid(m): 9:06pm On Dec 05, 2017
Brother, riding a donkey was not a sign of affluence. Rather it is a sign of humility and was a fulfilment of biblical prophecy... a sign for the Jews to know their king, which they ignored perhaps due to the simplicity :

Rejoice, O people of Zion! Shout in triumph, O people of Jerusalem! Look, your king is coming to you. He is righteous and victorious, yet he is humble, riding on a donkey--riding on a donkey's colt.
Zech9:9

Take note of the "yet he is humble riding on a donkey" part.
Affluence would be riding on a chariot or horse.
Re: The Flamboyant Life Of Jesus For Mature Minds by pastoray(m): 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2017
alBHAGDADI:


If your pastor wants to ride a tear rubber Jeep, he shouldn't use tithe and offering money to buy it. He should just send his Ak-47-welding disciples to go and get one without money just as Jesus got that donkey without money.

He didn't use an expensive perfume. Rather, an expensive perfume was used on him. But your own pastors buy expensive perfume from 10% of your income.


The rob was put on him by King Herod to mock him. It was never his.

Luke 23:11

New International Version
Then Herod and his soldiers ridiculed and mocked him. Dressing him in an elegant robe, they sent him back to Pilate.

How does sleeping in the inner part of a ship equate to owning the ship?

So, because he slept in a ship that wasn't his, today's pastors should now buy and own private jets?


You have spoken well. God bless you!
Misinformation will destroy illiterates.

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