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Newton's first law of love by ituen(m): 5:46am On Mar 31, 2010
Based on Newton's 1st law of Love, luv can neither be created nor destroyed but can be changed from one babe to another
Re: Newton's first law of love by ituen(m): 5:50am On Mar 31, 2010
God thought that he could'nt be everywhere so he created a mother,

Then devil thought that he could'nt be everywhere so he created a Mother-in-law
Re: Newton's first law of love by ituen(m): 5:51am On Mar 31, 2010
A parish COCK was stolen during mass

PREIST: who has a COCK? ALL MEN rose

PRIEST: No, who has seen a cock? ALL WOMEN rose

PRIEST: No, I mean who has seen my COCK? ALL NUNS rose
Re: Newton's first law of love by ituen(m): 5:52am On Mar 31, 2010
A wife's Easter resolution

Lord please give me the PATIENCE to accomodate my husband's ego because if i ask for STRENGHT, I'll BEAT the HELL out of him
Re: Newton's first law of love by ituen(m): 5:53am On Mar 31, 2010
Different phases of a man:
After engagaement: superman
after marriage: gentleman
after 10 years: watchman
after 20 years: doberman
Re: Newton's first law of love by jessefly: 8:18am On Mar 31, 2010
ituen:

A parish COCK was stolen during mass

PREIST: who has a COCK? ALL MEN rose

PRIEST: No, who has seen a cock? ALL WOMEN rose

PRIEST: No, I mean who has seen my COCK? ALL NUNS rose
grin grin grin really corrupt church n pastor is not free from blame too
Re: Newton's first law of love by jossy1luv(f): 10:03am On Mar 31, 2010
Lolling

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Re: Newton's first law of love by Kunbee: 11:21pm On Mar 31, 2010
ituen:

God thought that he could'nt be everywhere so he created a mother,

Then devil thought that he could'nt be everywhere so he created a Mother-in-law

Lol

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