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Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by mypreppal: 4:15pm On Dec 15, 2017
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“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
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“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”


2

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

3

Doctor: “Do you do sports?”

Patient: “Does sex count?”

Doctor: “Yes.”

Patient: “Then no.”

4.
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…

What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

5.
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.

What do you think ?

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by benzene00: 4:15pm On Dec 15, 2017
not funny

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by lovelylad: 4:24pm On Dec 15, 2017
Duh sad

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by MatricNumber(m): 4:29pm On Dec 15, 2017
Absolute rubishery

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by THUNDAR(m): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2017
After listening to jokes from Kings of comedy these can only Make me smile! Logical though!

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by serikiCarps(m): 8:12pm On Dec 15, 2017
dry pass weed undecideddry pass weed

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by mypreppal: 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2017
Thank you to emotional commenters
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by festwiz(m): 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2017
These are good, well, except no. 4

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by victorfad(m): 9:06pm On Dec 15, 2017
Quack

Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by dpete1: 11:19pm On Dec 15, 2017
EMERGENCY!EMERGENCY!! EMERGENCY!!!...SOMEONE CALL THE WATER CORPORATION, WE NEED TWO TANKS OF WATER TO WET THIS DRY JOKE!!!











absolute rubbish
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by mypreppal: 11:31pm On Dec 15, 2017
victorfad:
Quack
Thanks to wole soyinka
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by Oyedamola101(m): 1:15am On Dec 16, 2017
This is not a joke at all.
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by emmayodata(m): 5:58am On Dec 16, 2017
Very funny!!!

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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by raiseblog: 9:23am On Dec 16, 2017
nice....i like the second joke
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by Finstar: 10:39am On Dec 16, 2017
I forgot to laugh sad
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by Nobody: 12:54pm On Dec 16, 2017
angry



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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by mypreppal: 1:53pm On Dec 16, 2017
Still laughing... My people
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by earthsync(f): 3:14pm On Dec 16, 2017
Five Most Hilarious Jokes Ever? for which world?
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by Cjizzy(m): 4:22pm On Dec 16, 2017
Still looking for the jokes
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by Abbey2sam(m): 6:23pm On Dec 16, 2017
The jokes are so funny that I feel like insulting you right now
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by dikeigbo2(m): 7:49pm On Dec 16, 2017
Abbey2sam:
The jokes are so funny that I feel like insulting you right now







Abeg don't start.......
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by donblade85555(m): 2:16pm On Dec 17, 2017
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Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by donblade85555(m): 2:16pm On Dec 17, 2017
for funny jokes just check www.laughkillme.com
Re: Five Most Hillarious Jokes Ever by Nobody: 6:38pm On May 31, 2019
Charcoal. Everything feels nice. kiss

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