Oya laff small_* So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur
Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o
M trying to hold ma faint A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to
London... See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date 3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones
are
expensive
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get
home,you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30 Naira
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try
drinking
the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be
small
size compared to your own 6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home
to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the
road because They don't want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn
just dnt let me talk!!!!!
People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked
my
friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he
has deleted it. Lemme faint on a mat
I was struggling with my biology practical when
one
slay
queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild
animal" Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has
fainted
too, we are now fainting according to our matric
number,
ah just dey wait for my turn buh I don't want to
faint on floor buh d security man fainted on ma own table nah
I'm not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i
find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug
the machine and charge my phone. lol500fv500fv
That Awkward moment......... When u are laffin so
hard with ur crush.... Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose... FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL . Android fones can be so annoying.how do I
explain it? , I just received a notification now that
my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible
need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?
na wa oooo....
Oya rate me Shey i Try

u try small.....needs more Improvement