1. Never wake up early
Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing, if there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up??

2. Never plan how to spend your money
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it

3.Don't think of saving until you have real big money

How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated"

How can you a graduate engage in petty trade or home based production? That's for people who never went to school.

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital.
How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of Naira? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred Naira, you as a smart person can only start with millions

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude
Blame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit and keep borrowing from friends, families.

8. Compete in dressing
Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that cost more than three times of your gross monthly pay

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.
They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...

See you in 2018!

Op: please move to FP

Funny but true

Very true.

Ese

Uncle sarcastic!

Good one OP
Naija no good, people dey build houses, buy cars and opening businesses.
2018 am moving to my next level.
its ' A NEW DAWN'