2Face: You didn't to Owerri again?

Henry: I heard Governor Okorocha is planning to make my statue. You are next

See their heads like twins.....

Henry; my man, see what you could have miss, going ahead on the national protest.
Baba; bro God save meeee.

AdeniyiA:

[s]...you meant to say "Tuface is so rich"... [/s]

Is Henry poor? Or is Tuface richer than he is? If it was about that na tuface name I for call?

Henry: Shebi u say dem dey do statue, I never see mine na.
2 baba: No worry, we go visit Uncle Rocha's

Rejoinder, please no near Imo o, cos na another tax payer money you wan waste.

Wow wonderful

ogorwyne:

Am undisputably fine too na.

u r beautiful Na monkey dey fyn ooo.

CeoNewshelm:
Footballer Thierry Henry is still in Nigeria, On His Arrival he was given a Chieftain Title, 'The Igwe of Nigerian Football'


Caption this photo of Thierry Henry and Nigerian Hip hop legend, Tu Face...



What do you think he is telling him?


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/caption-this-photo-of-thierry-henry.html

TuBaba u fit help me arrange one out of those ones there?

henry: guy I hear say nah pretty babes dey top as arsenal fans for here, any arrangement for me to meet with them?
2baba: bros that one nah small thing.

Kobicove:
Everyone now wants to take a pic with Thierry Henry the 'superstar'.

I'm sure his statue is being erected in Imo State as we speak

The statue joke is stale ...try something new

Henry: Bros, abeg I fit collect one condom from you right now?

2Face: Habaa! Oga mi! You know say I no be condom pesin na!

Henry: two Baba, you go teach me how to dance Gaga shuffle ooo abeg.

biacan:
Guy una babes here tight oooo

Henry: guy in here say biacan puzzy tight oooo.
2face : You don sample am before?
Henry : Na the aboki way sell me cigarette for Obalende talk am o

Henry: I hear say Una dey geh some strong agbo Jedi for naija, I go nid some b4 I reach my hotel room

2face: smiles , no lele.... kasapreko dey handy

Coldfeets:
Henry: Bros, abeg I fit collect one condom from you right now?

2Face: Habaa! Oga mi! You know say I no be condom pesin na!

I think you just nailed it! best caption

JohnXcel:
Abeg stop am! Make una leave my R9 alone ooh!

Henry carry World Best?

I am an arsenal fan by the way. I saw everyone doing babe so i gotta do football.

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2face fine well well with flesh but him skeletal head go ugly die

Igwe wan test naija babe na Op and u know 2baba na bad guy.

I could remember how this ugly guy call AY collect my babe when he came to my school 2007. And after that day, I gave her red card

Henry: ow fa 2baba. Shebi dat kush still remain. 2baba: no wahala e de inside my g wagon. Igwe kom kon

Oh boi..... find me one babe na

ogorwyne:
Tuface is so fine.

Una no go allow tuface rest

"My Gee, that babe you hooked me up was hot but i couldn't touch her cos she dint want me to use protection. Now i know why babymama's are trending in your country".

Henry:- Guy, this one wey you wear sunshades for inside house, hope no problem. Tuface:- O boy if you smoke sapele weed you go understand (smiling).

Thierry Henry : 2baba you bald pass me o, even a wig won't help your case. Abeg you get comb?

2 baba: smiles

Henry: "Gee where can i get a correct tattoo artist in this Town"

2Baba: "We go see that one for LEGEND SKIN CARE & BEAUTY SALOON na"

Henry.. bros dat sk knock me.

2face.. ordinary sk knock u. wen na Arizona i wan make we high tonight

bro 2 baba....make I go pack my load come.I no go leave all these babe only for u.make I help u small

CeoNewshelm:
Footballer Thierry Henry is still in Nigeria, On His Arrival he was given a Chieftain Title, 'The Igwe of Nigerian Football'


Caption this photo of Thierry Henry and Nigerian Hip hop legend, Tu Face...



What do you think he is telling him?


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/caption-this-photo-of-thierry-henry.html

guy why Simi dey show me boobs,she no knw say I don't marry ni?

CeoNewshelm:
Footballer Thierry Henry is still in Nigeria, On His Arrival he was given a Chieftain Title, 'The Igwe of Nigerian Football'


Caption this photo of Thierry Henry and Nigerian Hip hop legend, Tu Face...



What do you think he is telling him?


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/caption-this-photo-of-thierry-henry.html

why Simi dey show me boobs, she no know say I don't marry in?

he is saying "so it is after you come DAT u will pull out ryt?" n tubaba just nod

Henry : I heard that you're the king of p**sy here in Nigeria, can you arrange one or two p*ss*es for me.

Tuface : Yeah, sure (smiling) .