Hy guys have been trying to relate this story here on nairaland but due to some inexplicable reasons have not been able....
The story is about what happened in my secondary school back then... Coming out soon!!!!!!

This is a true life story of what happened while I was at secondary school back then...
Snr femi:Theo,owfa shey we no go watch arsenal man
utd match?
me:snr femi khali no go allow us go commot ohhh!!
Snr femi:shey you dey craze ni? u no know say na escape route we go pass ni.oya go tell Gideon make we prepare..
Dat was the conversation between me and snr femi... snr femi was the assistant senior prefect back then in our school.He loves football very much.He was a die hard fan of man u...
Me:Gideon, snr femi talk say make we go watch arsenal vs man utd match..
Gideon:if you don ready make you call me..
Praise:theo me sef wan go ohhh..
Me:no be gate we wan pass ohhh.
Praise:I no be learner nao...
Gideon was my class mate..This guy is fearless and stubborn... Hw always gets in trouble with most seniors..A die hard fan of chelsea.
Praise aka last boi..How he got that nick name is a story for another day..Loves football like.....Maybe he was given birth with football..Die hard fan of man utd..
3:45pm me,gideon,snr femi and the last boi praise are already approaching the fence..
Gideon: praise shey u go fit climb this fence like this?
Praise:I go fit...No be today I don dey fly am..e don tey since our jss3...even that year wey me, theo and bodzee they play p.s2 na that centenary own we dey fly and dat one tall pass this one sef..
Gideon:oshe baddest...
4:00pm...we alredy at the viewing station...
Me:omo dem don dey show line up sef
Praise:man utd go beat arsenal nao..
Me:u dey craze, u think say na that time wey una beat us 8-2..we don sign ozil ohh..shey you remember??
praise:we go see naojust knw say I tell u ohhh..because na that time we go beat una u go reach hostel go dey cry....
Me:u don mad finish!!!u think say I resemble u ni wey run go inside room go dey cry wen man city break una eye 4-1...
praise:ur fada!!!I no cry that day na sumtin enta my eye..but who tell you sef?
Me: no worry..
praise:I knw say na bodunde...I go kill that apari(bald) if we reach hostel
tbc....

Me:abi this giroud life wan spoil ni? see d kind opportunity wey e miss...we for don dey lead 1-0.
Praise:2-0 ni....u no knw d person wey dey post? Na De Gea ohhh!!!!!
Me:dat guy wey no sabi keep..Na only doughnut e sabi steal...
Praise:na him first choice...
Me:I no talk say na him second choice nao..
Praise:omo see fly nodding wey Van persie suppose score nao, if no be say dat ugly Sagna mark am wella..
4:50pm Half time
5:10pm 45'
Praise:shey man utd go kon draw with dis yeye arsenal wey no sabi play anytin?
Me:na una kon sabi wey una no fit score nao...
Praise:we go soon score.Just dey watch..
Me:chai!!!!this ball suppose be penalty ohhh...see as Jones slide podolski from back..
Praise:ur fada!!!!as ref no blow,shey u go con go blow for dem..idiot!!!!mumu....
Me:ur fada too!!!!
Me:Gideon who u even dey support? because na chelsea fan u be nao...
Gideon:I want make arsenal win...All those man utd fans too dey make mouth especially farmo(snr femi)
Me:e be like say farmo don smoke sumtin b4 e commot hostel..see as e just dey shout like say dog 88' Goal!!!!!!!
Praise:Goal!!!!
Snr femi: Theo ur fada!!!! I talk am say we go win..
Me:wetin dey do dis ramsey sef See ball wey e no fit nod commot for net..
Praise:y u no go help am nod am...ode boi
Me:Na promise be ode...(promise is praise elder brother)
Praise:Na malouda be ode.....(Malouda was my brother nick name..How he got that nick name I don't know..some even call him malou)
94' full time..
Gideon: Arsenal no sabi play anything..I tired for una ohhh
Me: Na dea luck be today nao..2nd leg still dey nao...
Praise: Dat second leg we go repeat 8-2.. I don tell you make u join beta club, u go dey shout Gunners about, u and dat apari...
Snr femi: oya make we dey go skul, u knw say na khali dey duty.
Gideon: farmo e be like say one man dey follow us for back ohhh
Snr Femi:oya make all of us catch full speed ohhh!!!!
Voommmmmm!!!!! Gbam Gbam!!!!!!
Khali:stop there!!!! If you I will break ur leg with this big stick..
Gideon:shey make we hide for mrs ojo's house..
Snr Femi: make we dey go hostel...
Praise: mumu boi no allow dem catch us ohhh!!!! see as you dey run like person wey mad man dey pursue.
Me: werey boi...I knw say craze dey ur head... So u sef sabi run like this...
Khali was one of our numerous gates man....The man is a giant...He has the same stature with the former wrestler Great Khalid, that's why we gave him the nick name khali....On that fateful it was him and tuck_in that was on duty.Tuck_in was the nick name we gave him because his shirt was always in his trouse.....
Oh Beulah land,sweet beulah land
As on the highest rock I stand
I look away across the sea
Where mansions are prepared for me..
That was the hymnal evaporating from the school auditorium....
It was on Sunday night and we normally gather for FCS(fellowship of christian students)every Sunday night...That hymnal was our chaplain's favourite.
Chaplain: All the boys be on ur feet..
Tuck_in: I think they just entered now...They were four in no....Just touch each person's chest and feel their heart beat because I believe their heart beat we still be very fast because of the speed at which we ran...
Chaplain: Hey Theophilus and Femi come outside now...
Chaplain: Be on your knees
Me:Sir, am not part of the culprits ...My heart beat is really fast because am anxious about the special no i am going to render tonight...
Chaplain:And you expect me to believe that cheap lie
tbc

Chaplain:femi,u better confess now.You know you are the Assistant senior prefect and if this matter grts out of here,the principal will hear of it and you know ehat that means...
Snr Femi:Sir,we are the one.We went to watch ball..
Chaplain:for even saying the truth I will release you..What about the rest?
Snr Femi:we are the only two sir...
Tuck in:Are you sure?
Snr Femi:yes sir..
Chaplain:Theophilus, you think you are smart right,you want to lie to me..For that I will personally take you to the principal tommorow:
Me: I am sorry sir..
Chaplain:Sorry for what? I thought you were a gentle boy. I will forgive you,but I want two of you to see baba David so that he will counsel you on the right path instead of risking your life this night by going to watch ball...
Me:Thank you sir..
Snr Femi:Thank you sir we will go and see him tommorow.
Tuck in:If not because of the chaplain I would have taken the two of you to the principal by myself..
Snr femi:we are sorry sir it will not repeat itself again...
Chaplain:Go and sin no more...
Praise:Theo owva?? y u allow dem catch you nao..
Theo: craze dey worry you for head..Na me cause am nao..if to say I don cast you, u no go get mouth talk rubbish....
Praise:u suppose call my name make thunder strike you...
Gideon:why you and snr femi run come F.C.S directly nao. Na suppose go hostel go freshen up first...
Snr femi: wetin don happen don happen jor... I just thank God say the matter no go reach principal office
Theo: dat baba David wey fit talk for 4hrs and afta him go talk finish e go come pray for 3hrs.. I get class tommorow morning..
Snr femi: na me no get class ba u beta dey thank God say no be dat wicked principal dem talk say make we go see....
Praise: just live the mumu boi....
Praise: I even wish say na only Theo dem catch....
Theo: thunder fire your head...

I will finish the story today..Enough of the delay.

8:00AM Monday morning....
Snr femi: hey apari(bald) come here...
Bodunde: farmo abeg no dey call me apari again..
Snr femi: abi God wan punish you? Go call me theo jor...
Me: farmo owva?
Snr femi: na me u dey tell owfa? craze dey worry you for head!!! Shey you don forget say chaplain talk say make we see Baba David this morning?
Me: oya make we go nao..

Baba David's office...

Snr femi: Good morning baba...
Me: Good morning sir!!!
Baba David: Good morning my children.. I am really dissappointed in you guyz..I am not happy at all.. I want you guyz to change your ways and come closer to God.. I won't want to talk much because I believe you guyz have repent, go and sin no more..
Snr femi: thank you sir...
Me: good bye sir...
Baba david: God be with you!!!!!



Snr femi: Thank god ohhh!!!! I don even dey think say na around 12 we go commot for baba office today..Baba wey fit talk for 12hrs..
Theo: me sef I dey reason am ohh!!! Baba no even pray for us.. Baba wey fit use 4hrs pray..
Snr femi:I get class now..Na moving tinz ohhh
Me: go and sin no more..
Snr femi: ur fada
Theo:same here...

THE END.......
All though it was not as bad as it seems, but I do try to forget about this day but I keep remembering it.. It is still fresh in my memory..I just have to pen it down!!!!

I'll comment later!!!