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Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos – Read by sirjentul05(m): 6:11am On Jan 08, 2018 |
This specially is for anyone who hasn’t
been to Lagos or those who stay in Lagos
but haven’t had any real experience
whatsoever about the yellow and black
beasts called Danfo. *Here in Lagos, our Danfos have drivers and conductors, but as against popular belief, drivers aren’t always the boss. *Take him less serious whenever he tells you he doesn’t have change, it’s a reflex statement no matter how strong his eyes are. *He might be serious with the above at times but the worst that will happen is setting you up for a forceful marriage by pairing you with another male or female passenger depending on the situation. *Oh! did you just notice the messy wires beneath the steering wheel. fret not. We are used to that here. Noting will happen. *we only use seat belts to evade LASTMA here not for preventing accidents.So don’t worry about the types of outworn seat-belts you’d come in contact with. *Don’t leave the bus because his mouth smells, you might never find another bus with a difference. Our conductors and drivers get their inspiration from them. *In case either of the driver or conductor strips during a scuffle with any of the uniform guys, he isn’t at all mad, it’s another cost-effective method of evading arrest. *feel free to add yours cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44 1 Like |
Re: Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos – Read by simplyhonest(m): 6:13am On Jan 08, 2018 |
lols... very vivid description of our yellow buses... eko oni baje 1 Like |
Re: Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos – Read by psalmson001: 7:10am On Jan 08, 2018 |
Fear not when dey take one-way or drive on pedestrian foot paths.........its all in a bid to help u get to ur destination faster by avoiding traffic gridlock. 1 Like |
Re: Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos – Read by Nobody: 7:34am On Jan 08, 2018 |
All my life, i have never seen a brand new tear rubber Danfo bus. 1 Like |
Re: Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos – Read by Donald3d(m): 7:56am On Jan 08, 2018 |
Hhaaa 1 Like |
Re: Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos – Read by sirjentul05(m): 1:38pm On Jan 08, 2018 |
winnar: Lols, my dear na true o |
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