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Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 11:58pm On Jul 02, 2010
What do you know about me btch
I wasn't talking to you so don't throw a fit
What was that sht
You epileptic
And you got tics
MOTHERFUKER
YE sort me out then you pussi
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 9:57am On Jul 03, 2010
U shit r nursery rhyme ish
u toy rappers getting so cold, like life in the igloo,
I ma let you feel the distance like Pac is from Big Lo,
I serve leaflets you thinking is a banner,
now u make me wanna,
loosen your head with a spanner
Fire your dumb silly manners,
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 10:08am On Jul 03, 2010
If you want to loosen my head with a spanner
Bring it on
You think you're the new Marshall Mathers
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by juicygirl: 12:14am On Jul 05, 2010
raz dog u cant get with me/u’ll alwayz trail in bak/
try to spit with me/but my code is 2 tuff 2 crack/
in fact u not as tuff as u act/
u say sumthin dum then get smacked/
honestly u cant rap/at least not like urs truly/
ima beast that feeds on u/n its time 4 a feast/
call it a horror movie/
its time 2 teach dis pupil not 2 step 2 me/
u patrol n u messin wit da deputy/
lyrical shots r consecutive/
spiritually advancin u 2 ur day of reckonin/
leavin u vocal messages im sendin u/
im preachin the resurection/im the best there is/
aint no exceptions/thats where the misconception is/
u testin a savage/not knowin his average/
im exposin a disadvantage/u tryna advance higher/
but u dont kno where the ramp is/i kno wen this pussi lose/
she be throwin them temper tantrums/
i got dat flow u cant numb/im dat juicygirl u ran from/
u suk so people diss u at random/
im the heir 2 the game/thats y i stand tuff/
i’ll flik dis lil pussi outta ma hair like dandruff/
i kno u a queer dressin in versace pussi/
quit rappin now n join a mariachi band/
rap aint u/so mind ur bizniss/or at least bring the lics
next time u try 2 ryme wit vintage//
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 4:33pm On Jul 05, 2010
Suck my clit till it gets numb
If you ain't already eat some
All you ever do is get drunk
Motherfuker you keep getting your head spun
Then you say things you don't mean
I piss myself and get soaking
Homie you better start hoping
Not to say something stupid
Cuz that's whut happens when you get drunk, stupid
Go on then, give me a shooting wink
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by gangstaboo(f): 3:31am On Jul 08, 2010
lol wow.
been away for awhile, time to spit again i see
n damnnn there's alot of posts now lol
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 12:44pm On Jul 08, 2010
Hey Gangstaboo, that's a really cool name. smiley
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by gangstaboo(f): 7:09pm On Jul 08, 2010
Thx girl :p
Gangstaboo was this female rapper from the nineties
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by juicygirl: 8:52pm On Jul 08, 2010
I got yo back sexyzee/
I’ll crush a beer/
on a nigga head/
where's dat raz dog/
I’ll rip your head/
I show you the meaning of the word Spartan/
I’ll chop yo body up n mail it NL/
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 6:31pm On Jul 10, 2010
THAT DIDN'T RHYME PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
I'LL BE AROUND AT 9:00 ISH IF YOU WANNA RIP MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by olulu(m): 8:59pm On Jul 11, 2010
so many self acclaimed line droppin p u s s i e s
am sure u all are as old as my aunt sussy
best u all return to d kitchen
and be as meek as a kitten.
then go on the bed and spread open your legs
and be ravished till u beg

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by kay29000(m): 11:27pm On Jul 12, 2010
seriously, i be getting dizzy from all d wackness in here/jucygirl, u dont want a feel of that hard thing, my dear/when i'm thru, u'll retreat in fear/d rest of yall ni.ggas came test me if u dare/n i show u d difference between coke n beer/
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 1:07pm On Jul 13, 2010
Kay2900
You're right, Juicygirl is NOT hard!! smiley
Respect to you Kay2900
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by dlox01(m): 3:59pm On Jul 13, 2010
It started wif seezy wanting to battle,
Now, its Sheppard n cattles/
i lead, p*ssyz bleed/
It that time of d month so might just let u be
Or
Drill hard so u can feel it, period/
Fu*k lyrical banks I’m talking millions/
A mille A mille if I was soft as sexyzee i wouldn’t feel me/
I come ‘hard’, Nah… ain’t young jeezy or seezy/
but only ‘spit back’ @ juicy when I’m hitting her d0ggy

wanna know the only time uz half as 9ice
When u, wear heals to give Abolore Akande a blow j0b n pay twice the price.
Yea, I’m that 9ice so,f*ck  your payne/
da only nig*er @ tha back of your brain/
my timez up…but Now you’ll remember tha name. wink
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by kay29000(m): 4:29pm On Jul 13, 2010
@rez dog, thanks for d prop.
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:22pm On Jul 13, 2010
We gon' kick Juicy's aass! tongue
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 6:13pm On Jul 14, 2010
Rez dog u nofin but a booobs sucker finkin she is dope
mess wit a westsider n get (w)rap (up)hop u left wif no hope
feminine makaveli maself, u cudnt live up to dis biitch
it way beyond your reach
u ma door mat,even if your wackass kip bragin
no homo,got u laid me flow do da bangin
me got u mouth open lyk u doin d manliness suckin
ma spit tear u awt like aw ur pusssy does afta a massive fuckin
dlox01:

It started wif seezy wanting to battle,
Now, its Sheppard n cattles/
i lead, p*ssyz bleed/
It that time of d month so might just let u be
Or
Drill hard so u can feel it, period/
Fu*k lyrical banks I’m talking millions/
A mille A mille if I was soft as sexyzee i wouldn’t feel me/
I come ‘hard’, Nah… ain’t young jeezy or seezy/
but only ‘spit back’ @ juicy when I’m hitting her d0ggy

wanna know the only time uz half as 9ice
When u, wear heals to give Abolore Akande a blow j0b n pay twice the price.
Yea, I’m that 9ice so,bleep  your payne/
da only nig*er @ tha back of your brain/
my timez up…but Now you’ll remember tha name. wink


earlier it was a boobsuckin kid now a knock off jeezy
claim som guts wit u all it easy
u aint got ball only use u manliness to stain u bed wit maggot
if u spit flow as easy as u eejaculate afta
afta boning a fagggot
i wont disgusted to spit tip of an iceberg
u wish u  neva startd dis, i straight luk u eyes wen u beg
8punches to head,like u were listen to rock
talk of wrestlin and battlin u r d best if it was lik suckin cock
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:35pm On Jul 14, 2010
Oh look who it is, it's Sexyzee
This fukin bich must be fukin smokin Ecstasy
This fukin bich be thinkin she can take the best of me
This motherfuker with her chest out says "Don't mess with me"
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by unit1: 12:54am On Jul 15, 2010
yeah baby u are hot but just check out this lines.


Get ready to rumble,
pass tha mic nigga & don't fumble,
But still you fall like tha season,
my reason to commit treason,
Punchin' hard aint no easin',
hand around your neck as I start sqeezin',
tighter than a gurder,
ready to commit murder!!
Call me tha reaper
as I steal soul like a burglar!
My raps got ya nervous,
holdin' tha phone screamin' for service!
bitch I'm not fast just furious,
drift deep into tha curious,
step into their mind frame,
& let's play a mind game,
to Bleep up tha time frame!!!



if u fell this just call me on this no 08026369281,08066260268 or unit1online@yahoo.co.uk
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 10:34am On Jul 15, 2010
Me smoke no charlie chang n but jus had some rosie lee
passed REZ DOG some brown bread
cos wif flows she is considerd dead
u spit wil only reign it were for d funeral
kid u can get a glimpse of me,me flow is an essential mineral
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2010
Funeral and mineral don't rhyme
Motherfuker kill me, ye cuz it's hometime
I've checked you out
And you don't stand a chance
So if you real enough
Come get into fighting stance
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2010
I dont kno y u kip repeatin one same tin "motherfucker"
probably cos evri bitches in ur district, u gay mother wishes dey finga Bleep ha
now i know were got u retardnes,lik moda lik daughta no wonder
u fink u rada concentrat on rhymes dan u flow, dat is a great blunder
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 8:40pm On Jul 15, 2010
I dont kno y u kip repeatin one same tin "motherfuker"
probably cos evri bitches in your district, u gay mother wishes dey finga Bleep ha
now i know were got u retardnes,lik moda lik daughta no wonder
u fink u rada concentrat on rhymes dan u flow, dat is a great blunder
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 8:43pm On Jul 15, 2010
You imagine what you write
Cuz you don't know my mum
Or maybe you think you do you fukin schizophrenic dyke
You wanna know what retarded means
go look it up
but not in the dictionary
in the mirror you fuk
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 9:07pm On Jul 15, 2010
Ha ha ha
i feel u pain kid,in me i got a lil kindnes
cos, inheritd wisdoms,n music,u got nofin to show but retardnes
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 9:13pm On Jul 15, 2010
Pls, miss grammatical blunder spiter it "wrote", which public sch do u attend in uk,
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:15pm On Jul 15, 2010
HAHAHA! "SMart aass" doesn't suit you cuz it just goes to show what a good little girl you are for paying attention in class!!
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 9:30pm On Jul 15, 2010
Kid, i notice dat cos i dont blend in wif fluent english illiterates
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 9:34pm On Jul 15, 2010
Wow, ur disease is spreadin but im immuned. "noticed"
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by dlox01(m): 9:42pm On Jul 15, 2010
sexyZee:

Rez dog u nofin but a booobs sucker finkin she is dope
mess wit a westsider n get (w)rap (up)hop u left wif no hope
feminine makaveli maself, u cudnt live up to dis biitch
it way beyond your reach
u ma door mat,even if your wackass kip bragin
no homo,got u laid me flow do da bangin
me got u mouth open lyk u doin d manliness suckin
ma spit tear u awt like aw your pusssy does afta a massive fuckin
earlier it was a boobsuckin kid now a knock off jeezy
claim som guts wit u all it easy
u aint got ball only use u manliness to stain u bed wit maggot
if u spit flow as easy as u eejaculate afta
afta boning a fagggot
i wont disgusted to spit tip of an iceberg
u wish u  neva startd dis, i straight luk u eyes wen u beg
8punches to head,like u were listen to rock
talk of wrestlin and battlin u r d best if it was lik suckin cock


hey zee, i got rymes dat'll make u lean back
serious zzz grin,make u lean, back
talkin here 'bout uz phat
but da fact is??u cant even rap!
letz kip it on tha low tho
i know, al your lines borowed
guess im a d*ck now so i should'nt be hard to swallow.
[s]8punches to head,like u were listen to rock[/s]?
il spill your brain on your palms n tell you 'hold that thought'
thinkin,  shud ah b spitin @ ha?
gurl, u know ah pack bigga tinz dan a push up bra
n aint t!ts
tell your man not to 'hiss' coz i dey kill cobraaaa, LOL

, gosh this is so easy zee,c'mon u gotta do better,u cant?den let me bee, 'honey'!!!  LMAO grin grin
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by sexyZee(f): 10:13pm On Jul 15, 2010
luv it wen fakeass comes up to act gamey
rule is wen i start u follow, dat ma boy scott jamie
Ya got lame flows lik your brain undergoes evaporatn
Wen im 2ro wif ya u wud wish u were flush 2r menstratn
me form no disturbia lik rez dog claim so hard

me here 2 sch ya rap,grap your pen n pad
while i wipe u wit ma punches n lashes dat flashes
mak u fakass spit poo n release em gases
me borrowd me lines?no, av bin doin dis shiit,n got fame in bashes
tel me where u know xcept nl,cos u fate is left wif dashes
honey?i dont mingle wit non-entity
cos i got a high mentality
Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 12:11pm On Jul 16, 2010
All Zee's interested in is getting the English right
She don't care about freestyle
when i say u imagine what you write
im talkin in present tense
so before u take resentment
i meant you imagine what you write all the time
not just then, not just that ine line
schizophrenic motherfuker smiley
bipolar freak

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