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Funny Lines in Music by Mobinga: 5:04am On Apr 11, 2010 |
What are the funniest lines you've ever heard in music. I tie a rope on my peenis and jump from a tree. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?-eminem just don't give a phuck #Boys are not smiling. |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by sinistyle(m): 12:55pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
'got a chineese chic, had to leave her quick, cos she kept bootlegging ma shiit' jay-z, girls, girls, girls. 'i bag dad like Iraq' Papoose |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by ritchboy(m): 1:10pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
Kanye West's best line of his career: My apologies, are you into as-trology? cos, ehmm. . . I'm trying to make it to Ur-anu$! astrology = study of planets. Uranus = 7th planet from the sun. The wordplay with a$$[/b]trology & UR[b]anu$ = CLASSIC!!!! |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by mailmalc(m): 2:01pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
ritchboy:hahahaha Ye is crazy |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by thelion1: 2:16pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
hehehe |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Mobinga: 3:22pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
Lmfao. Dats 1 serious wordplay |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by eldee(m): 3:38pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
Oh That Was Your Girl? I Thought I Recognized Her. Drake - Bed Rock |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by ritchboy(m): 5:12pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
no one else can crack you up like them D-block nuggaz. . . A classic example of why Jada is my favourite rapper: Listen i'mma leave you right where you stand/ have the ambulance/ pass ur timberlands/ off right to ur man/ cos he pu$$¥, he aint gon do nuttin but look/ When it come to beef, he dont wan' do nuttin but cook/ as soon as the chrome scope him/ right there two in the dome smoking/ 'Kiss keep funeral homes open/ . . . and why L.O.X. are my favourite crew: i've been drunk most of my life, dont ask me why/ through 9th grade i didnt go to high skool, i went to skool high/ - Sheek we got a mean team/ hip hop dream team/ You boys iz only in the projects on GREEN SCREEN!/ - Styles/Jada fukcing GENIUS! you just gotta love these cats!! |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Ibime(m): 7:48pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
ritchboy: Nothing classic about played-out generic wordplay. Only a mugu like Ritchboy would start explaining lyrics that are self-explanatory. . . . . abi you think we are in nursery school here? |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by dawhizkid1(m): 9:17pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
Eminem r D12 will crack u up like Comedians. . . . . 'Slim Anu$. . . . U r damn right, Slim anu$/ I don't get Zap.e.d in Mine like u 2 flaming gay.gots' - Eminem - Marshal. 'At the stop-the-violence Rally, I blast Gats' - Proof(RIP) I'l be back wiv more. |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Mobinga: 9:32pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
90% of the funniest quotes come from eminem and d12! At a peace talk i'll be the first to beef, the first to squeeze-D12 |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by ritchboy(m): 10:59pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
See this contemporary dunce called Ibime. . . How many people on this forum are familiar with Uranus and/or astrology? If i was talking to like-minds i wouldnt have to explain. . . But since 98% of Nairaland's contingent are as intellectually challenged as you i dont have much of a choice. Now drop a line or go and analyse gay p0rn with ur buddies. |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by tosinaded(m): 11:16pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
ritchboy: ure a fuckn joke. .lmao! Did u really mean the uranus astrology question? That sh.it is very clear and explanatory! Nothn complex abeg! U even went ahead to yab nairalanders,cos u think ure smarter! If ur being smart make u feel like mongo park wen u discover simple wordplays,then check urself! So much 4 empty arrogance! #itsnaija |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Ibagaza: 11:27pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
Cause you F**K me, Don't mean you can kiss me Rick Ross(Billionaire). This Monkey is Swagger-less, Rick Ross(Kiss My Pinky Ring, Curly). Dissing Song to 50 Rubbish, |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Ibime(m): 11:38pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
tosinaded@: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . DEATH!!!! Ritchboy, are you listening?. . . . please save your ABC explanations for Kindergarten kids. . . . because you mumu, you think say everybody mumu like you? |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by kaypumpin2(m): 12:16am On Apr 12, 2010 |
[Bizarre] This nine'll turn a softy to a hard rock It'll make Jehovah witnesses think b4 they knock (Sorry sorry) It'll make your grandmother come out of her purse It'll make Limp Bizkit get rid of Fred Durst It'll make Holyfield start fighting It'll make Ma$e say Bleep church and then go back to writin It'll make Shyne say that he sounds like Biggie Smalls It'll make R. Kelly give respect to Aaron Hall It'll make Christopher Reeves start walkin It'll make a dog with no voice suddenly start barkin It'll make a nun turn into a filthy slut It'll make the hardest pitbull turn into a fuckin mutt It'll make a Muslim dye his hair blonde It'll make a redneck start to read the holy Koran It'll make Ike stop beatin Tina It'll make Slim Shady fall back in love with Christina D-12------Pistol |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by ritchboy(m): 12:26am On Apr 12, 2010 |
@Ibime/the other m0ron yall are vintage examples of neglected imbecil€$. . . If anyone is in doubt about free health-care, he should look no further than ur case. I didnt tell anyone 5+5=10 or something you'd expect everyone to know. . . Uranus is not a planet everyone is familiar with, you can ask your mothers. Go and start a poll asking if users are familiar with astrology/the names of all the planets in the solar system. . . The results will surely prove you are both retarded. |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by eldee(m): 12:38am On Apr 12, 2010 |
@ritchboy You've actually got a point you know. Modenine fans think planets are bigger than stars. |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by 0one(m): 1:01am On Apr 12, 2010 |
omo dem plenty oooo, while i am thinking here is one "Wife told me to cut down on my cheatin// Started fu*kin midgets, kept creepin" - Ras Kass |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by 0one(m): 1:48am On Apr 12, 2010 |
some more I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run This nigga weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son? 50 cent - how to rob How about this one from Naughty by Nature's IIcons album "suck your b.i.t.c.h's unmentionables till they swell up like AK bullets" Ludacris - Bleep an ambulance we gun call yo ass a taxi cab Bleedin so hard you'll need a life-size maxi pad in this white man's world, i'm similar to a squirrel, lookin for a slut wit a nice butt to get a nut my rap career goes back further than yo fathers hair line, its ludacris, i pack more nuts than delta airlines |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by tosinaded(m): 2:11am On Apr 12, 2010 |
ritchboy: ure actually more of a joke than i tut! Empty barrel like u,dnt judge the intellects of others based on urs! Brainless fadafucca! U av the arrogance of 10 einsteins put together! Too bad ur intellects are inversely propotional to ur arrogance! #odeoshi #oponujatijati #itsnaija |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Mobinga: 5:48am On Apr 12, 2010 |
Richboy no mind them jor! Tosin u sef wetin dey worry u? He was trying to explain so why do you wanna beef? I know most nairalanders won't know uranus. Take it or leave it. Tosin why do you always wanna be b.i.t.c.h? Let sleeping dogs lie! Mine is a pitbull so you better not try. #Mawphucker #Neptune? |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by sinistyle(m): 9:11am On Apr 12, 2010 |
@ ritch boy how do you sound to you? U're just a dumb f^uck. U are uniquely dumb cos you flaunt your stupidity with pride. That asstrology and Uranus are the most complicated words you have come across doesnt mean people haven't gone farther. This wont trouble a high school kid except of course, he/she is from your lineage. 'I aint a con artiste but I con y'all (Kanye) like West'. Papoose 'think you a G cos u gat shot, u buggin that nigguh that shot u is the one that's thuggin'. Papoose(2 glocks) |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by tosinaded(m): 9:53am On Apr 12, 2010 |
Mobinga: sinistyle: apparently sum1 else sees the display of st.pidity by richboy! @mobinga ure beginning to make me feel urself and richboy are birds of a feather! |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by ritchboy(m): 11:39am On Apr 12, 2010 |
My earlier assertion that 98% of Nairalanders are as daft as Ibime is proving to be an accurate estimate. Sinistyle you have to try a lot harder than that. . . as much as you try to mask it, i can still see you are a run-of-the-mill imbecil€ trying to ape an unorthodox mor0n. If you had anything remotely emulating a brain dwelling within ur bogus cranium, you'd know my 'explanation' had nothing to do with the word Uranus being "big". if i tell someone in New York "Abuja is the capital of Nigeria", that makes "Abuja" a "big" word right? Were you born an idi0t or did you evolve into one? Tosinaded@ have you asked your mother if she's familiar with Uranus yet? When she replies you with a "no", you can proceed to ask ur fellow rat-poison peddlers, then the rest of ur equally demented posse. If any teacher in the science dept. of the under-funded public school you attend can name all the planets in the solar system off the top of his lice-infested head, you should be honored. . . |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by tosinaded(m): 11:56am On Apr 12, 2010 |
Ur stupidity is tattoed! |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by medjai(m): 1:11pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by sinistyle(m): 1:41pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
can you see where your parents have led you? when they pay mercenaries to write your exams for you, this is how it pans out. It took you a lifetime to understand the relationship between Uranus and Astrology now its a big deal to you that you think only superhumans can understand the solar system. Advice: spend less time on NL and burn mo' of the proverbial candle MAYBE your condition will improve. I wont call you a D.I.C.K. cos a D.I.C.K. has got a head on it! |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Genuflect(m): 1:47pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
Na wa o. Na ordinary Uranus dey cause wahala like this? Lmao |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by ritchboy(m): 2:58pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
I blame Ibime for giving nonentities like tosinaded@ and sinistyle the opportunity to mention my name. These c*nts are trying to make it look like I think Uranus is a "complicated" word when its obvious THEY are the only ones who think so. I only 'explained' cos of the fact that some people arent familiar with it, not cos its "complicated" like the oaf labelled it. If they dont think Uranus is reserved for rocket scientists, they wouldnt be making such a big fuss of it. For example, Mode9 spat sumn like "when i diss a baba, its not Ethiopia". . . I'm sure if i explained to someone Adisababa is a city in Ethiopia, they wouldnt be hyperventilating. . . But when they hear "Uranus" they go into retard-mode. . . sparkling ignorance. In case yall were too busy being retarded to notice, Uranus, like Adisababa, is nothing more than the name of a place. If it were Mars(probably the most popular planet after Earth), i could have understood. But Uranus? Yall should be inducted into the hall of legendary simpletons. To think Jesus died young to spare the blushes of irredeemable mor0ns like sinistyle when he could have lived a long merry life makes you feel sorry for the lad. . . |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by Mobinga: 3:19pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
ritchboy:DEATH |
Re: Funny Lines in Music by tosinaded(m): 4:40pm On Apr 12, 2010 |
Ritchboy u win ok. .i c u av no respect 4 immortals! I dnt see wut Jesus has to do with this! Let life go on ok! Na u be einstein,every1 else are fools! U feel beta now? #itsnaija |
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