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The Devil In The Church by femionasan(m): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2007 |
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years |
Re: The Devil In The Church by kay9(m): 6:34pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
I feel his pain! |
Re: The Devil In The Church by Jeovy(m): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Ben must be the gentle man,then I wondered who the wife is? |
Re: The Devil In The Church by Abbygyal(f): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
lol |
Re: The Devil In The Church by benjay1(m): 10:17am On Jul 16, 2008 |
Lmao princesa was the woman, thats why i ditched her. ~Jeovy, you are in for a lot of surprise. |
Re: The Devil In The Church by Jeovy(m): 10:19am On Jul 16, 2008 |
I guess I will enjoy the surprise |
Re: The Devil In The Church by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2008 |
speaking tongue in cheek *goes off to buy jeovy;s coffin* benno no mind am he go soon die |
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