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The Drunk by Jroy(m): 2:46am On Apr 15, 2010 |
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again." |
Re: The Drunk by sulad82i(m): 2:53am On Apr 15, 2010 |
LOL |
Re: The Drunk by Osama10(m): 3:46am On Apr 15, 2010 |
Very funny |
Re: The Drunk by CuteAngel(f): 11:14am On Apr 16, 2010 |
Not funny, abeg close ur 32 |
Re: The Drunk by Jroy(m): 2:26pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Atleast he has 32. Do you? |
Re: The Drunk by tayoast(m): 2:31pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
hehehehe, studio, i hope u-r listenin |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 7:20pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
lool funny |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 7:35pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
tayo_ast: hisses on you in every dialect of nigeria |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 7:41pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
some peeps will neva change |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 7:42pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
some people dey fear to mention dem peeps name |
Re: The Drunk by Debby12(f): 8:02pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Ahu! |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 8:09pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
lol keep driiiming |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 8:19pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Lol, me? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 8:36pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
duh! |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 8:38pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
so this is u, ode! lol were have u been na? arent u missing me? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 8:44pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
this is who? do u knw me?? lool call me ode one more time and collect some hot slap from above!! ive been gd hwz u? |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 8:51pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
lol, i'm good sister, no shaking for my side, lol were have u been na?, your husband no let u come Nlaand again? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 9:21pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
wah hubby are u chatting about i tell u say i don clock 30 kmt lol. . . wah u up 2 neways? |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 9:39pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Lol, Wow till u 30 u go hook?lol i never hear am before sha lol. Well my dear i just dey, No shaking. I don miss u tire sha o lol |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 9:50pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
lol naaa 30 say wetin i go don born 2 sets of lovely twins by then by God's grace!! i don miss u too lool, your usernames r confusing, its nt just u using studio, ryt? |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 10:01pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Dial 911 if u see another studio here. I suspended studio43 cuz i want to keep low profile. Lol born twins make i come chop rice and cake jor, Lol is that u for that profile? You're very young and sweet. Lol i'm tripping o lolll |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 10:03pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
lol, im a twin so hopefully God grants me my wishes and yh u can only chop rice if uve been invited. . . yes im young thanks for the compliment! lol what the hell r you doin online dis late?? |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 10:09pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Still pass 10pm here, Time never go now. Are u in Naija ni? Mehn good to know u are twin o lol i hope your twin sister is not as stuborn as u are? Lol u schooling still? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 10:17pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
its 10:53 here . . .u don blind! u see naija for my profile? am nt one of those chicks that lie bout where they r. . .i seriously wanna come to naija soooon omgggg i miiissss missss misss my Father'sland!!! by the way i aint stubborn! my sis is worse for it. .! i still dey college. . . .going to uni dis september to study pyshiotherapy. . .u? |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Psycho the rapist. Lol, Well, as u can see mehn i dey naija, Ikeja lagos nigeria hhmm well, i just dey give u clue maybe u would come knocking my gate. Lol i'm still a full time student mechanical engineering, Lagos state uni. I know u live abroad na, Erm how u take know some peepz tell lies about dia location? Lol i like piggin language so much u know, I belong to that street lol, I no be ajebota o, I worked real hard to get to this level. Though i never reach my bus-stop yet. Lol journey still long, I'm in my 20's, Hhmm when are u come to Naija? December? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 10:40pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
na u be psychotherapy. looooooooooooooooads of gurls pretend to be where they are not and its embarrasssing! mechanic lofe je abi lagos state uni. . . .u get mouth! i speak pidgin as well so puleaase stop feeling like obj! i dnt knw when im coming to naija jare. . .it solely depends on my dad! |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 11:06pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Solely depends on your dad? Chai, ode ni e o lol Omo daddy ni e abi? Are u igbo, yoruba, hausa or nihilist sef?? Lol jor o, i no feel like anything o, I gentle like cold water, Lol, I no fit shout, so your dad decides when your to leave london and when not to abi? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 11:11pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
i swear studio its nt even funny nw. . . .STOP CALLING ME ODE abi wetin sef am nt omo daddy buh yh he has d finally say ] im nt in london |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 11:33pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Omo sorry sweety, I just dey joke by calling u ode! U learn the language from one yeye fowl mouth here. Oh i thought your profile states london. Wia are u? My backyard? Lol. Tell yo dad u now a big gurl jor, Kini gan sef lol |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 11:35pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
lool yes ur backyard. . . ! uno how naija dads r nw . .stop trying to be bota abeg lol |
Re: The Drunk by StudioCFR(m): 11:37pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
Stop trying to be bota meaning what? Which side of my backyard u dey sef? |
Re: The Drunk by Abbygyal(f): 11:39pm On Apr 16, 2010 |
ajebota darling! how many backyards u get? |
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