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| Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 2:54pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
How to know if u are Normal  1. U have a facebook account 2. U have an android or i-phone or blackberry or Nokia 3. U watch MTV 4. U are fully aware of adult stuff 6. U register to unlimited text 7. U sleep late 9. U were so busy u forgot to read number 5 10. U actually scroll up again to see if there is number 5(don't worry coz there is no number 8 as well ) 11. Now u are smiling, possibly laughing 2 yourself. Then you realize, perhaps you are not normal as you once thought lol =)) |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Ekpoma1: 3:15pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
*Yawns* |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 3:18pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
@ekpoma1:GuY ARE U HUNGRY?See fly wan enter your mouth? |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 3:59pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
he used popcorn do breakfast |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by EfemenaXY: 4:34pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
boring stuff  007 you nor dey do your name justice  |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 5:08pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Posted by: Efemena_xy Posted on: Today at 04:34:18 PM Insert Quote boring stuff   007 you nor dey do your name justice . ***THankS FOr YouR COMmENts eFE But that's Your OPiniON $ I am Sowii Gurl,tHey are IRRELEVANT TO ME** |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by EfemenaXY: 5:11pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
^^ come - na so you dey quote? seeing as you never sabi learn am - I go fit tish you  |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 5:33pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
Posted by: Efemena_xy Posted on: Today at 05:11:20 PM Insert Quote ^^ come - na so you dey quote? seeing as you never sabi learn am - I go fit tish you. Thanks,but there are many ways of catching a fish!! Either u use a line $ hook or go wif ur net all are the same. Hmmm, !EFE-You know your name means riches.Are you really rich?    |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by EfemenaXY: 10:53pm On Apr 11, 2011 |
so you dey follow hook, line 'n sinker to catch fish  I hope say you sabi swim sha and yes, I'm as rich as ma name says - so from now on make you dey call ma name wiff respect o! |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by olawalebabs(m): 6:16am On Apr 12, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by greedie1(f): 7:25am On Apr 12, 2011 |
i tried to lol buy, dis is just too boring |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by bright007(op): 7:32am On Apr 12, 2011 |
@gree-die:dats expected of a person bearing ur user name: Simply put u are greedy!! |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 9:08am On Apr 12, 2011 |
She is greedy-die |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
| :Dwow i'm normal I didn't scroll to see number five cos there was no need to scroll to anywhere I did not even smile nor laugh at the end |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
^^then, u're semi-normal |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 7:04pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
^^^ then you must be abnormal |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 5:58am On Apr 16, 2011 |
^^shataNa, i go slap u o |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 11:14am On Apr 16, 2011 |
^^^ my cheeks are ready baby but wait oh shey you said i'm semi normal now I said you are abnormal and you want to slap me? well i'm waiting and if you don't do it I will personally push you off a cliff |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:01pm On Apr 16, 2011 |
[s]don't u know semi_ means u normal small but ab_ means nada[/s] so, collect am~ **gives her a sexy slap**    *smiles* baby, u wan some more? |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jokingmary(m): 12:17pm On Apr 16, 2011 |
jackpot: |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by oliidell(m): 9:38pm On Apr 16, 2011 |
DUMB POST |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by EfemenaXY: 2:11am On Apr 17, 2011 |
jokingmary:c'mon close your eyes jor! |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Nobody: 8:49am On Apr 17, 2011 |
pls whats facebook account? is it some kind of VIP current account in the bank? |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:46pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
^^yes ooo there are other types sef: headbook, legbook, etc |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by EfemenaXY: 12:59pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
^^Lol!! @ Sting: Long time sha! how body??  |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 2:09pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
jackpot:ok at lest there was a prefix before the normal no i don't want some more that kind of heavy slap is that what you call sexy ?  |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Nobody: 4:13pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
not bad |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
Natasha,,:oops! my bad. my pretty, how can me disturb d cute dimples God designed u with. well, i just kissed u wit my palms. It's called Saudi Kiss so, u prefer a French Kiss? rolls chair over 2 her side. .notices her tantalizing winks. .removes my spec. .comes closer. .wit my cone-shaped lips first |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Natasha2(f): 7:07pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
jackpot:then don't kiss me with your palm again *grabs jackpot by the hand , gets hold of his waist and gives him lip massage and a beautiful tongue injection* |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by Nobody: 9:11pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: yes oo, doing well, trust u doing good. |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by EfemenaXY: 9:29pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
^^ Bros, I am - how's your weekend going? make I dey begin call you scarce commodity as e don tey when person take eye see you sef! jackpot:ha!! see this man! abi na Brother Jero I go call you self!! Kissing in public??!! Natasha,,:Oya make una 2 get a room jor! - Jackpot you don spoil me finish! |
| Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 10:20pm On Apr 17, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:**thinking** what can i do to subvert dis lytl gal attention?. . .why is she peepin 2ru d door-key-hole sef?Efe, go & help mum cook dinner in d kitchen lol |
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