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Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by ebamma(m): 8:19pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
He that dwelleth in the secret tower of aso rock, shall hide under the umbrella of PDP. I will say of Obasanjo, he is my godfather and my fortress, in him i trust. Surely he delivered me from deputy governor to governor and from vice president to president. He shall cover me with PDP's umbrella, and only him shall i trust. I shall not be afraid of the kidnappers in the east, nor agberos in the west nor bokoharam in the north. A thousand shall die in Jos, and ten thousand shall die in Borno state, but it shall not concern me, because am always safe inside asorock. No evil shall befall me and no bokoharam bomb shall come near my aso rock, for many policemen and army always guide me. I shall tread upon the lion and the dragon, because obasanjo my godfather loves me. He shall call me and i will answer him and i will deliver him when efcc try to arrest him, with my life will i serve him and show him my appreciation. Amen |
Re: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by dani1luv: 11:21am On Jul 31, 2012 |
. .even though I didnt wear shoe when i was young, right now am more than a conqueror No evil shall befall my wife Patience, even though her grammar is more dangerous than bokoharam LMFAO I luv this |
Re: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by kinkie(f): 1:37pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
I luv dis! |
Re: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by slimchi2k2(m): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
very funny nice one, |
Re: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by izenco2005(m): 6:16pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
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Re: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by VivaSplendor(m): 7:35pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
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Re: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan by toygod2: 4:01am On Aug 01, 2012 |
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