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Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Labans(m): 12:41pm On Mar 05, 2007
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish , 49.
Adventurous , Slept with everyone.
Athletic , No breasts
Average looking , Moooo.
Beautiful , Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure , On medication.
Feminist , Fat
Free spirit , Junkie
Friendship first , Former slut.
New-Age , Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned , No BJs.
Open-minded , Desperate
Outgoing , Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional , Bitch
Voluptuous , Very Fat
Hugh frame , Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate , Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you slowpoke!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Seun(m): 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2007
Hehe. I think women are equally obsessed with sex, even if they don't put it that way.
Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by LadyT(f): 12:47pm On Mar 05, 2007
cheesy
Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by mukina2: 12:54pm On Mar 05, 2007
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Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Maneater1(f): 2:26pm On Mar 05, 2007
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Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Labans(m): 10:20am On Mar 06, 2007
Seun:

Hehe. I think women are equally obsessed with sex, even if they don't put it that way.


Seun, i totally agree with you, i think you have a point there! grin grin grin grin

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