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| Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Labans(m): 12:41pm On Mar 05, 2007 |
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish , 49. Adventurous , Slept with everyone. Athletic , No breasts Average looking , Moooo. Beautiful , Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure , On medication. Feminist , Fat Free spirit , Junkie Friendship first , Former slut. New-Age , Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned , No BJs. Open-minded , Desperate Outgoing , Loud and Embarrassing. Professional , Bitch Voluptuous , Very Fat Hugh frame , Hugely Fat Wants soul mate , Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you slowpoke! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay |
| Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Seun(m): 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2007 |
Hehe. I think women are equally obsessed with sex, even if they don't put it that way. |
| Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by LadyT(f): 12:47pm On Mar 05, 2007 |
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| Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by mukina2: 12:54pm On Mar 05, 2007 |
hehehehehehehehehehehehe OMg  |
| Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Maneater1(f): 2:26pm On Mar 05, 2007 |
| funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! |
| Re: Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads: by Labans(m): 10:20am On Mar 06, 2007 |
Seun: Seun, i totally agree with you, i think you have a point there! |
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