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Valentine Message by angelgabriel26(m): 6:02pm On Feb 14, 2018
Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1 "And it shall come to pass that on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ; my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick. Verse 2 Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @ d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d door, i will come in nd eat wit u, dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u. Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant to him. Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date ,but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 month assignment�.
Re: Valentine Message by nekkygracie: 4:38pm On Feb 15, 2018
la sensible la sarcastic...

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