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XhosaNostra:


How will you achieve that?

See as I fear whatever powers you possess

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Pat081:
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Will get back to you on that.

XhosaNostra:


Will get back to you on that.

waiting oooo

Deeman1:


"Poes" why do I think this word has a deeper negative meaning that what you tell me. hmmm... XhosaNostra come clean and tell me.. I would guess you are from Zulu tribe,? tell me in what "player" would mean in Zulu then?

@Mzansian an answer from you is also welcomed

I don't speak Afrikaans.

Fourwinds:
you get sense....men they around wey for demobilise the idiot if he misbehave.... lol

XhosaNostra:


Yes, it's a negative word to call someone you don't like, similar to the C-word & other variations. Direct translation is p*ssy. But it can be used as an all-inclusive word to mean a sorry excuse of a human being. A scum.

I'm Xhosa, btw. The most popular word we use for anyone with loose morals is "Isifebe". It can be used for both males & females.

Why are you interested in that? Usisifebe (are you a wh*re)?

LMFAO, what a question. I'm curious though.

Awon Omo science student in this country will not get second shot in life when the karma starts with them

Mzansian:





LMFAO, what a question. I'm curious though.

It's a strange word to be interested in. Maybe he's trying to tell us something Plus nabo ngathi zizifebe by nature

Anyway, how are you this morning?

XhosaNostra:


It's a strange word to be interested in. Maybe he's trying to tell us something Plus nabo ngathi zizifebe by nature

Anyway, how are you this morning?

Lol, izifebe using church as a front .


All is well so far , except for some strange encounter . Some random dude I was sitting opposite to on the train , told me I have haunting eyes and that I scare him and he doesn't like that . And then he gives me his card to call him because he can " help me" tf? . Im like help me with what ? He's like" you will know soon" . I just found him creepy and stopped talking to him. I got off the train and the guy followed me , I stopped and pretended to be busy on my phone so that adlule and he did. I saw him approaching the escalators , so I decided to take the nearest lift only to have him run to enter the same lift. I was so freaked out coz it was just me and him Inside but I played it cool. Funny enough he said nothing . Xasiphuma, he is like " don't forget what I said" . And I just ignored him. Now I just found the card he was forcing me to take , inside a side pocket of my backpack
. Don't know how he slipped it in , probably inside the lift. I went to shredd it maybe yimpundulu .

How's your morning?

Mzansian:





Lol, izifebe using church as a front .


All is well so far , except for some strange encounter . Some random dude I was sitting opposite to on the train , told me I have haunting eyes and that I scare him and he doesn't like that . And then he gives me his card to call him because he can " help me" tf? . Im like help me with what ? He's like" you will know soon" . I just found him creepy and stopped talking to him. I got off the train and the guy followed me , I stopped and pretended to be busy on my phone so that adlule and he did. I saw him approaching the escalators , so I decided to take the nearest lift only to have him run to enter the same lift. I was so freaked out coz it was just me and him Inside but I played it cool. Funny enough he said nothing . Xasiphuma, he is like " don't forget what I said" . And I just ignored him. Now I just found the card he was forcing me to take , inside a side pocket of my backpack
. Don't know how he slipped it in , probably inside the lift. I went to shredd it maybe yimpundulu .

How's your morning?

LMFAO. So weird. You have beatiful eyes though, so I understand why you hypnotized uNondoda. Was he hot? Ungamangali I'm taking too long to respond, Nairaland has started with the glitches on my side. Is it working perfectly kuwe? Like I've been trying for 15 minutes but dololo.

I'm ok, girl. Give me that number, because mna I'm on the lookout for a soulmate.

XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. So weird. You have beatiful eyes though, so I understand why you hypnotized uNondoda. Was he hot? Ungamangali I'm taking too long to respond, Nairaland has started with the glitches on my side. Is it working perfectly kuwe? Like I've been trying for 15 minutes but dololo.

I'm ok, girl. Give me that number, because mna I'm on the lookout for a soulmate.

Weirdest shyt ever lol. Lol , thanks. Atleast you didn't say haunting and scary I felt like a witch lol. He was ok looking wethu , not my type though ( thin) . I kept on using my left hand to scratch my face, lol but no . Mr dude didn't get it or he didn't care . Oh , I had that problem earlier on as well but it's fine now .


Lol, let me go get it for you but be careful maybe yi ritualist . Here it is **********.

Mzansian:




Weirdest shyt ever lol. Lol , thanks. Atleast you didn't say haunting and scary I felt like a witch lol. He was ok looking wethu , not my type though ( thin) . I kept on using my left hand to scratch my face, lol but no . Mr dude didn't get it or he didn't care . Oh , I had that problem earlier on as well but it's fine now .


Lol, let me go get it for you but be careful maybe yi ritualist . Here it is **********.

Oh! Ngaba? No thanks Maybe he's searching for umfazi wephepha lol. I don't trust or believe anything they say because I always feel there's a hidden agenda.

I wanted to ask you something but I got distracted by your story. Don't laugh, but have you ever had a dream about indoda ongayaziyo & in the dream ube u so in love with the man? I'm sitting here buzzing & almost swooning over a Zulu man wasemaphupheni. It's strange because I feel like I would recognize him in real life. I guess I'll have to turn my head & check if I hear someone say "Hawu! Hawu!". Kwaaaaaaaa.

XhosaNostra:


Oh! Ngaba? No thanks Maybe he's searching for umfazi wephepha lol. I don't trust or believe anything they say because I always feel there's a hidden agenda.

I wanted to ask you something but I got distracted by your story. Don't laugh, but have you ever had a dream about indoda ongayaziyo & in the dream ube u so in love with the man? I'm sitting here buzzing & almost swooning over a Zulu man wasemaphupheni. It's strange because I feel like I would recognize him in real life. I guess I'll have to turn my head & check if I hear someone say "Hawu! Hawu!". Kwaaaaaaaa.

Lol, no its not them. He was Pedi, was just pulling your leg about the ritual thing . I hardly see aba , thank goodness .


LMFAO, are you having I dreams ezimanzi at this day and age . Kidding, ja i have and felt so guilty in the morning when I turned and saw the face endiyiqhelileyo lol. Lmfao @ " Hawu hawu " . Maybe your I soulmate yakho is in kzn or here in Jozi , so consider moving here lol. Visit a sangoma lol.

Mzansian:




Lol, no its not them. He was Pedi, was just pulling your leg about the ritual thing . I hardly see aba , thank goodness .


LMFAO, are you having I dreams ezimanzi at this day and age . Kidding, ja i have and felt so guilty in the morning when I turned and saw the face endiyiqhelileyo lol. Lmfao @ " Hawu hawu " . Maybe your I soulmate yakho is in kzn or here in Jozi , so consider moving here lol. Visit a sangoma lol.

A Pedi man is not man enough. They can't handle all this X-factor. LMAO. I-worse because I never had a thing for Shaka boys, but today "Heheni! We ma!"

Lol @ you felt guilty. Awwww. Mna I'm sure I'm going to hell because I looked him straight in the eyeballs this morning.

Do you watch SABCEncore? Last night I was watching one of the old films, starring Willy Tambo. Do you still remember him? He was in Winning (as Mpumi Mbane) with Baby Cele. So anyway, in the film he was in a furniture shop & a wardrobe was R45 back in '86 lol. I couldn't believe it.

XhosaNostra:


A Pedi man is not man enough. They can't handle all this X-factor. LMAO. I-worse because I never had a thing for Shaka boys, but today "Heheni! We ma!"

Lol @ you felt guilty. Awwww. Mna I'm sure I'm going to hell because I looked him straight in the eyeballs this morning.

Do you watch SABCEncore? Last night I was watching one of the old films, starring Willy Tambo. Do you still remember him? He was in Winning (as Mpumi Mbane) with Baby Cele. So anyway, in the film he was in a furniture shop & a wardrobe was R45 back in '86 lol. I couldn't believe it.

Lol @ the x-factor . I will call them EC or KZN boys to come handle you then . Better start learning the ways of Shaka ke soon lol.


Lmfao, what a cold witch . I could have spoonfed him if asked , that's how guilty I felt. Ingxaki the whole thing seemed so real and I could still make out the face ekuseni which left me wondering .

No I haven't watched encore since last year. No I don't know him , will Google him . Lmfao, tjo R45 . Lucky them , we are screwed thina .

Mzansian:




Lol @ the x-factor . I will call them EC or KZN boys to come handle you then . Better start learning the ways of Shaka ke soon lol.


Lmfao, what a cold witch . I could have spoonfed him if asked , that's how guilty I felt. Ingxaki the whole thing seemed so real and I could still make out the face ekuseni which left me wondering .

No I haven't watched encore since last year. No I don't know him , will Google him . Lmfao, tjo R45 . Lucky them , we are screwed thina .

LMFAO @ spoonfeeding him. Hahaha. UBra Willy, he sort of looks like Senzo Meyiwa. I'm sure you'll remember him.

I-worse kanti they were that cheap, kodwa thina sikhule at home kunee-trunks & bims Do you still remember i-bim? Ja ne, a person has upgraded in this life lol. Smh

XhosaNostra:


LMFAO @ spoonfeeding him. Hahaha. UBra Willy, he sort of looks like Senzo Meyiwa. I'm sure you'll remember him.

I-worse kanti they were that cheap, kodwa thina sikhule at home kunee-trunks & bims Do you still remember i-bim? Ja ne, a person has upgraded in this life lol. Smh

Couldn't find an image of him. Lol @ trunks and bims..yho ugugile lol. Ja i do. Lol , injalo sana.

Mzansian:




Couldn't find an image of him. Lol @ trunks and bims..yho ugugile lol. Ja i do. Lol , injalo sana.

Kikikiki. Nawe!!!!

We can all give our praises to the most high for that.

XhosaNostra:


Kikikiki. Nawe!!!!

We can all give our praises to the most high for that.

Yitshuphinda.


Fck! Andidikwe, this other gal from King yerrr . Uyafeba u girl, it's like she is possessed by some demon . Ye maan , I've lost count . I don't know what her problem is , she is pretty and nice but lento yakhe is worrisome ingathi she is on a mission to taste the whole company , adding to our already tainted image . This is other chck from PE sent me an email later uba we should have lunch naye today , just to hear what's up . Don't want to seem like we are judging though but will go and have a mkhaya to mkhaya intervention. Simthandazele maybe

Mzansian:




Yitshuphinda.


Fck! Andidikwe, this other gal from King yerrr . Uyafeba u girl, it's like she is possessed by some demon . Ye maan , I've lost count . I don't know what her problem is , she is pretty and nice but lento yakhe is worrisome ingathi she is on a mission to taste the whole company , adding to our already tainted image . This is other chck from PE sent me an email later uba we should have lunch naye today , just to hear what's up . Don't want to seem like we are judging though but will go and have a mkhaya to mkhaya intervention. Simthandazele maybe

Yhoooo! Ihlazo! Ulala with colleagues? From King William's Town- King William's Town to Park Station ethwele ubufebe, baby why? INTERVENE IN JESUS NAME Uzosijongisa, busy causing a scene

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XhosaNostra:



Yhoooo! Ihlazo! Ulala with colleagues? From King William's Town- King William's Town to Park Station ethwele ubufebe, baby why? INTERVENE IN JESUS NAME Uzosijongisa, busy causing a scene

Yho! Chap . Yes , with colleagues . Lol, from King with whor*sm. Lol , you and these new memes of yours are finishing me lol.


U-v ( the lady from PE) , is a well known sl*t -slayer especially ezi zakuthi apha. She murdered the little gal with love lol. " no one says I hobby yakho of playing ngencanca ezi different must come to an end but just don't do it here " ..that statement finished me . Yho, u - v is a witch . But I understand her anger , she is an induna ye HR here and you know she does pull 'em strings to faka people from ngapha kuthi , including this little ****, who is now embarrassing her amongst her peers.

Mzansian:





Yho! Chap . Yes , with colleagues . Lol, from King with whor*sm. Lol , you and these new memes of yours are finishing me lol.


U-v ( the lady from PE) , is a well known sl*t -slayer especially ezi zakuthi apha. She murdered the little gal with love lol. " no one says I hobby yakho of playing ngencanca ezi different must come to an end but just don't do it here " ..that statement finished me . Yho, u - v is a witch . But I understand her anger , she is an induna ye HR here and you know she does pull 'em strings to faka people from ngapha kuthi , including this little ****, who is now embarrassing her amongst her peers.

Hahaha. Hayi maan! That cracked me up. Say andifake nam I wanna start a new life kwantliziyo ndise. How did the other girl take the news though? Was she indignant or remorseful?

XhosaNostra:


Hahaha. Hayi maan! That cracked me up. Say andifake nam I wanna start a new life kwantliziyo ndise. How did the other girl take the news though? Was she indignant or remorseful?

Lol, just had to email indoda yam about this statement. He's like " I know uba u- v ligqwirha but this was savage even for her but lomntana deserves such" . He met this girl last year when he came to pick me up kwi year end function ebusuku as we were about to leave i saw this stupid girl drunk as hell , she couldn't even stand properly and vultures were surrounding her , sahamba naye . She didn't know where she was in the morning. If you are serious , remind me mid April. Kwenziwa I clean up apha, out with the old kinda thing so kuzovuleka and we are planning on colonizing the whole damn thing . The official language will be that of the ec soon . She sounded remorseful ( maybe because she heard no one is against ubufebe bakhe, just that she must know abuqhubephi).

Mzansian:





Lol, just had to email indoda yam about this statement. He's like " I know uba u- v ligqwirha but this was savage even for her but lomntana deserves such" . He met this girl last year when he came to pick me up kwi year end function ebusuku as we were about to leave i saw this stupid girl drunk as hell , she couldn't even stand properly and vultures were surrounding her , sahamba naye . She didn't know where she was in the morning. If you are serious , remind me mid April. Kwenziwa I clean up apha, out with the old kinda thing so kuzovuleka and we are planning on colonizing the whole damn thing . The official language will be that of the ec soon . She sounded remorseful ( maybe because she heard no one is against ubufebe bakhe, just that she must know abuqhubephi).

Lol, abantwana bembola ebomvu will rule again. It's written somewhere in the 1st testament No, I'm very serious. No jokes. I will remind you. I'm tired of this place. Maybe I'll finally meet i-taxi driver yam from kwaNongoma. LMFAO.

Wow, the girl is bad news. Be careful also because people like that have no loyalty or boundaries. They'll betray you in a split second. Trustworthy people are rare shame.

XhosaNostra:


Lol, abantwana bembola ebomvu will rule again. It's written somewhere in the 1st testament No, I'm very serious. No jokes. I will remind you. I'm tired of this place. Maybe I'll finally meet i-taxi driver yam from kwaNongoma. LMFAO.

Wow, the girl is bad news. Be careful also because people like that have no loyalty or boundaries. They'll betray you in a split second. Trustworthy people are rare shame.

Lol, nongqawuse was told by the ancestors and she told us , so we have no choice but to do the needful and God agrees . Sure thing . LMAO, and yi second home yazo I boys zakwanongoma I Jozi.


Yeah , I'm warry of such characters and wouldn't normally invite her to my home but just fell sorry for her that day . She had well known sharks surrounding her , plus she was still fresh meat and amdaka amadoda alapha yerrr.

Mzansian:




Lol, nongqawuse was told by the ancestors and she told us , so we have no choice but to do the needful and God agrees . Sure thing . LMAO, and yi second home yazo I boys zakwanongoma I Jozi.


Yeah , I'm warry of such characters and wouldn't normally invite her to my home but just fell sorry for her that day . She had well known sharks surrounding her , plus she was still fresh meat and amdaka amadoda alapha yerrr.

Ok babes. Thanks in advance. How long has she been in Jozi? Akana-timing yeses.

XhosaNostra:


Ok babes. Thanks in advance. How long has she been in Jozi? Akana-timing yeses.

Sure hun. Ufike beginning of last year, started working apha around July. Ayikho tu. She says she's got a bf now ahlala nayo lol let's how that will play out.

Mzansian:




Sure hun. Ufike beginning of last year, started working apha around July. Ayikho tu. She says she's got a bf now ahlala nayo lol let's how that will play out.

Hayi, sometimes I'm inclined to believe the things people say about "ii-girls". Bayasi embarrass(a). A year in & she already have a live-in lover. Vat & sit for who? LMAO.

XhosaNostra:


Hayi, sometimes I'm inclined to believe the things people say about "ii-girls". Bayasi embarrass(a). A year in & she already have a live-in lover. Vat & sit for who? LMAO.

Yho sani , it's both sad and bad. Lol , u girl doesn't waste time, wait for who ? Lol. Hopefully though, she will grow up from now on and u - v warned her uba ingathi kant she's still planning on continuing no bufebe while living with this one coz GP guys are not smilling ....uzofa qha.