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| Born A Baptist by Labans(m): 2:20pm On Mar 07, 2007 |
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish." |
| Re: Born A Baptist by bluespice(f): 11:50pm On May 21, 2008 |
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| Re: Born A Baptist by TOYOSI20(f): 7:42am On May 22, 2008 |
Extremely funny. , . . , . . .  |
| Re: Born A Baptist by tytylayor: 9:25am On May 22, 2008 |
buhahahahahahahhahhahahahaha |
| Re: Born A Baptist by onadebi(m): 10:53am On May 22, 2008 |
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| Re: Born A Baptist by olulu(m): 1:30pm On May 22, 2008 |
 i love this |
| Re: Born A Baptist by kayowalemi(m): 2:17pm On May 22, 2008 |
I love am pass u |
| Re: Born A Baptist by tytylayor: 2:31pm On May 22, 2008 |
wetin concern me bout dat |
| Re: Born A Baptist by Nobody: 10:23am On May 24, 2008 |
 Cat - fish  |
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