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FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by AutoJoshNG: 4:20pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
I was listening to this programme on radio. The OAPs - some popular comedians - requested listeners to phone in, and admit which of the road traffic authorities they would prefer to have a brush with - if they were caught contravening any of the traffic laws. The options thrown up included the FRSC, VIO, Nigeria police, LASTMA, the army, etc. A deluge of phone calls trailed the question. Opinions were freely aired. At the end of it all, it turned out that the VIO was the least preferred by the callers. The reason - chiefly - was that VIOs are hard to compromise by traffic law offenders. However, the Nigeria Police Force stole the show. Almost 100% of the callers – without hesitation - admitted that if they ran afoul of any traffic law - they would prefer to be arrested by the police. Now, you're itching to find out why they preferred the police - right? Well, your guess is as good as mine. It goes without saying - the Nigeria police officers have the sublime ability to turn a blind eye to any crime committed after an exchange of a paltry sum of money. Sometimes, the amount could be as low as N20! This - according to most of the callers - cannot be easily achieved with VIO, “Road Safety” officials or LASTMA. It was quite an interesting, humorous and sincere interaction. However, what particularly arrested my interest - and of course, gave me a cause for concern - was how these set of Nigerians brazenly admitted a support for corrupt practice on a live radio programme! Even more worrisome was that the callers actually gave their real names and locations! It is worrisome not because these callers would be arrested for airing their perverse views, but it shows how low our moral values have degenerated. At a point, the OAP had to ask one of the callers if this wasn’t encouraging corruption. But trust some Nigerians, they have this incredible ability to invent defenses for our criminal tendencies. Now, this got me thinking; have, we, Nigerians, become so corrupt and crime-prone without us realizing it? Perhaps, I should ask you – who would you prefer to be arrested by - FRSC, LASTMA,VIO, Police? https://autojosh.com/traffic-law-violation-prefer-arrested-frsc-lastmavio-police/ 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by GloriaNinja(f): 4:25pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
THEY ARE ALL AS DANGEROUS AS FULANI HERDSMEN, SO NEITHER (SPITS) 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by obafemee80(m): 4:36pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Hmmmm They are all birds of a feather 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by pyrex23(m): 4:41pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
none..... 4 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Dottore: 6:17pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
None all are demons with different coatings |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Eazi1(m): 6:17pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
hmmm.... seems lyk using a fulani to arrest another fulani |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Firefire(m): 6:17pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
OPC |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by LustreChris(m): 6:17pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
OK... |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
None 2 Likes
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Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Coitus: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
I'll rather prefer BOKO HARAM |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by nkwuocha: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
None |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by femi4: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Police now....shandy pere lowo won 7 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by nonut: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Police. Just give them small egunje and you'll be on your way. If you meet the other three, better pick up your Atm card or visit the nearest bank, cos their inhumane charges no be for here. 33 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by countsparrow: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Ok |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by ruggedmallaam(m): 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
. police is always your friend 7 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by ebunma: 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Police... 2 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by BIGDADDY000(m): 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
hell no. none of the above. |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by chuksjuve(m): 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
None... Check my profile |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by crismark(m): 6:20pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
biko i prefer police....d rest carry their work 4 head like gala. 7 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Paperwhite(m): 6:21pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
None of the above. |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Ssalk: 6:22pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
My Brother if you see VIO in Abuja run. They are the king of the road. Roger our police u are free to go. As for Frsc, just have your papers and Lorne correct they leave u. VIO? I don’t know what they are looking for, they can mess your day up. With their useless vechicle with zebra paint. 16 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by BabyApple(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Police 2 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by CeeJay9ja(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
They are all the same but different uniforms 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by shiki(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Police Sharp sharp settlement 2 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by mblarry1(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
POLICE... very easy to align with... ur first impression mattas 7 Likes |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Xcelinteriors(f): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
None |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by subcbouy: 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Rope on their left shoulder means they are birds of the same feather. Herdsmen without cows. Sowers without seeds. |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Proudlyngwa(m): 6:24pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
none, without a functional judiciary, they are all useless |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by Trexnemesis(m): 6:25pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Boy Scout Betta pass any of them |
Re: FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, Police: Who Would You Prefer To Have An Encounter With? by wristbangle: 6:25pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Navy and Airforce |
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