OldBeer:
And if she's not married, does that make her a lesser human being

Nope

dumo1:
my guy say na stone of David Lol!!

I tells you

Iseoluwani:
My dad bought that Samsung D500 for 98k then


I dare not touch the phone whenever it z ringing...

U will hate urself

Na lie

ikbnice:
Where did you put Nokia 3110c. That phone nah cool phone then during the time of free browsing cheat. The phone speaker dey cool unlike those wey dey shout like woofer. Big boys phone then.

Guy u just made me revisited old wound...*sobs* 3110c was lit man...*crying*...I'm missing the phone with each passing day

Do you know anybody with a samsung s6 with a dead panel?
I am willing to buy the screen.
My phone number on profile.

Iamthoney:
Guy u just made me revisited old wound...*sobs* 3110c was lit man...*crying*...I'm missing the phone with each passing day

the phone dope die. Anyone who used it can attest to that fact.

Very strong phone .I used mine for 6yrs b4 dashing it out n I ddnt repair it for once

chillychill:

ure a guy dats y u won't understand na... beg me make I explaine.
damn phone was hot mehn but me dey chilled sha ,everyone was looking at my phone for d centre den(dey didn't know na borrow borrow make me fine ) wen I want to pick d man call den m always watchful o make dem no snatch am from me




biking leave my moniker oo ayam a gentle pelson ...

you are very lively,and Ur langa is like dat of a guy.
I won't mind U explaining the precise position of that fone oo.

dat moniker is epic gal

seunlayi:
wá ooo! I bought mine for 7k fairly used

I guess u don't know the phone

Elnida:


you are very lively,and Ur langa is like dat of a guy.
I won't mind U explaining the precise position of that fone oo.

dat moniker is epic gal

M a female,man
My moniker is from yankee ... If I explain to you nau ull no d secret places on my body Na. Till today wen I take something n I do t want d nxt person to see it dats y I kip it o

I disagree, they have been forgotten, anyone who still remembers them, ought to be transported back into cave age

chillychill:


M a female,man
My moniker is from yankee ... If I explain to you nau ull no d secret places on my body Na. Till today wen I take something n I do t want d nxt person to see it dats y I kip it o

I will dig my hands dia and retrieve wat eva is hidden dia. since I now knw d precise spot.
dat will be so awesome.

Elnida:


I will dig my hands dia and retrieve wat eva is hidden dia. since I now knw d precise spot.
dat will be so awesome.

Gbaun dig Ko digging Ni... Eva heard of"kele gbe" ..(I hope ure Yoruba sha cos u might not understand that word)kele ma gbe owo Ti o Fe fi dig(kele will hold the hand u want to use for the digging)

chillychill:


Gbaun dig Ko digging Ni... Eva heard of"kele gbe" ..(I hope ure Yoruba sha cos u might not understand that word)kele ma gbe owo Ti o Fe fi dig(kele will hold the hand u want to use for the digging)

I'm nt Yoruba but I won't mind d tin holding my hand dia.
it will be a pleasure

Elnida:


I'm nt Yoruba but I won't mind d tin holding my hand dia.
it will be a pleasure

actually d digging isn't meant for u.. na my husband get d license go n meet ur wife

chillychill:


actually d digging isn't meant for u.. na my husband get d license go n meet ur wife

So single. so are U.
do wat works for u and it did work back den.

Elnida:


So single. so are U.
do wat works for u and it did work back den.

ayam not single ayam very married infract my husband says hi

chillychill:


ayam not single ayam very married infract my husband says hi

I die literally if U are married.


it will be disappointing if U really are.

Elnida:


I die literally if U are married.


it will be disappointing if U really are.

don't be,even if m not married ure one of dose ipob yoots day wont stop abusing my ancestors, I no dey do

What is Tecno doing in this list? You said 'world' and you included a Tecno?

chillychill:


don't be even if m not ure one of dose ipob yoots day wont stop abusing my ancestors, I no dey do

ogaa ooo.../SMH
Is this how u used to do?

*hands on waist*

Dreydoe:
ogaa ooo.../SMH
Is this how u used to do?

*hands on waist*

kini

chillychill:

kini

Kintu ni

U liv me hanging gan dey xum here

Dreydoe:


Kintu ni

U liv me hanging gan dey xum here

baba go n pray subhi jor n stop talking about d past

chillychill:


baba go n pray subhi jor n stop talking about d past

past bawo? I asked you sumfin important.. U no gv me feedback..u just liv me hanging just lik DAT gan dey flex 4 nairaland.. Sigh

And u tink by ds tym
I av not prayed subhi alredi.. U dont know me gan

chillychill:


don't be,even if m not married ure one of dose ipob yoots day wont stop abusing my ancestors, I no dey do

I'm nt a Igbo
But a middle belter.
why will I insult u wen am enjoying ur company
U too gbasky
And Tank God U are single.

Elnida:


I'm nt a Igbo
But a middle belter.
why will I insult u wen am enjoying ur company
U too gbasky
And Tank God U are single.

somebody dat is from benue (na where my mind go b dat)said he isn't ipob... who are u deceiving? ure going with them na weda u like it or not

m married with two kids na, serious o...

Got mine Dec 2010

Please just mind your business if you don't have real thing to say, what rubbish

chillychill:



somebody dat is from benue (na where my mind go b dat)said he isn't ipob... who are u deceiving? ure going with them na weda u like it or not

m married with two kids na, serious o...

God forbid we go with Ipob. we are our own boss
we are middle belters and we are going with nobody.

dat marrying part is a bitter pill hard to swallow. evidence cos U dnt sound like one. U too gud to be married jor

Stoner069:
I know you're just being daft.

I'll just pass... Because you're the first person to insult me on nairaland... Congratulations

Elnida:


God forbid we go with Ipob. we are our own boss
we are middle belters and we are going with nobody.

dat marrying part is a bitter pill hard to swallow. evidence cos U dnt sound like one. U too gud to be married jor

all dis online chest beaters seff

lmao person wey no good na him dey marry? baba bye bye go n chase ur middle bealters biko.. chao